Most Excellent Theophilus
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An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
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When this is all over we will find out they were just running full on concentration camps
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When this is all over we will find out they were just running full on concentration camps
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all im gonna say is that its shameful for democrats to be performing free labor and lending their credibility in the form of social media presence to certain spaces on the internet
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
all im gonna say is that its shameful for democrats to be performing free labor and lending their credibility in the form of social media presence to certain spaces on the internet
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There’s no way this is real
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There’s no way this is real
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Secretary Kennedy, speaking to a bipartisan group of governors, has mixed up Medicare and Medicaid, and implied the people who will lose the latter are either unauthorized immigrants, dual eligible, or people who “don’t want to get a job.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Secretary Kennedy, speaking to a bipartisan group of governors, has mixed up Medicare and Medicaid, and implied the people who will lose the latter are either unauthorized immigrants, dual eligible, or people who “don’t want to get a job.”
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I promise you will not guess who this is about.
Is... he lactating?
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I promise you will not guess who this is about.
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None of this is normal.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
None of this is normal.
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The virgin "wear balaclavas and burn off your fingertips before protests" vs the chad "I am United States Representative (name), appearing in person in this video to tell you not to commit treason"
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The virgin "wear balaclavas and burn off your fingertips before protests" vs the chad "I am United States Representative (name), appearing in person in this video to tell you not to commit treason"
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Jake "Military Respecter" Tapper once again curiously absent as Trump advocates for violence against a set of veterans for the crime of telling enlisted personnel that they dont have to follow illegal orders
You'd think the President calling for the execution of political opponents would warrant some type of news alert.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jake "Military Respecter" Tapper once again curiously absent as Trump advocates for violence against a set of veterans for the crime of telling enlisted personnel that they dont have to follow illegal orders
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they’re calling it the greatest bush 2 speed run in history, folks, and you hear it more and more and very much
Presidential approval polling average approaching Hungry Ms. Pac Man Territory.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
they’re calling it the greatest bush 2 speed run in history, folks, and you hear it more and more and very much
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Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
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VANCE: GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME TO FEEL ECONOMIC BOOM IN US
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion
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there is like an *exact* correspondence to this in columbus’s logs where he meets the taino and says ‘they’re so friendly, would make great slaves’ and las casas appends a comment along the lines of ‘look at this, you could not ask for better proof of what an incredibly sick fuckhead columbus was’
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
there is like an *exact* correspondence to this in columbus’s logs where he meets the taino and says ‘they’re so friendly, would make great slaves’ and las casas appends a comment along the lines of ‘look at this, you could not ask for better proof of what an incredibly sick fuckhead columbus was’
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And Kamala literally worked at McDonald’s and their answer was to simply lie about it relentlessly until newspapers stopped calling it a lie and started calling it a “controversy about Kamala’s past.” I hate it here so bad.
This is real and everything is fine.
“I’m honored to stand before you as the very first former McDonald’s fry cook ever to become President of the United States.”
“I’m honored to stand before you as the very first former McDonald’s fry cook ever to become President of the United States.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And Kamala literally worked at McDonald’s and their answer was to simply lie about it relentlessly until newspapers stopped calling it a lie and started calling it a “controversy about Kamala’s past.” I hate it here so bad.
"everything turned into the WWE"
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"everything turned into the WWE"
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
The spectre of Vince McMahon haunts this damned nation
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
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Wow, and the hits keep coming today.
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
Reuters:
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wow, and the hits keep coming today.
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
'that Ukraine must accept' - or what? Putin will bomb their apartments? He's already doing that. Trump will freeze aid?
Who is negotiating for the USA that they think that these proposals are anything but non-starters?
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So nothing in this news segment mentions a BP agent using the muzzle of a loaded rifle to break this woman’s car window.
Uh…
Uh…
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
So nothing in this news segment mentions a BP agent using the muzzle of a loaded rifle to break this woman’s car window.
Uh…
Uh…
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.