Root Beer Man
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Root Beer Man
@linusr.bsky.social
· Nov 19
i’m putting a marker down. i‘ve “seen enough,” as is said, and so, 50¢ says there’s actually something very bad in there. i’m putting my money where my mouth is: it’s my last 50¢!!
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BREAKING: US veteran in NJ Minneapolis:
“I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!"
“I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!"
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
BREAKING: US veteran in NJ Minneapolis:
“I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!"
“I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!"
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does kinda embody the modern american political leader, unwilling to accept short term costs in favor of long term constitutional stability because the latter is always assumed
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
does kinda embody the modern american political leader, unwilling to accept short term costs in favor of long term constitutional stability because the latter is always assumed
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STAY VIGILANT. STAY APPRISED OF THE BOZO READINESS CONDITION bozo.watch
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
STAY VIGILANT. STAY APPRISED OF THE BOZO READINESS CONDITION bozo.watch
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will is a poster so dedicated he drives around pestering heavily armed men as if they are the trolls in his mentions
Rich cultural text that Will Stancil is in the streets of Minneapolis fighting ICE while the ten thousand losers who want him to dead are petrified of No Kings events because they might see a mom with a cell phone.
Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.
Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
will is a poster so dedicated he drives around pestering heavily armed men as if they are the trolls in his mentions
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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genie: one wish
me: six seven
me: six seven
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
genie: one wish
me: six seven
me: six seven
genie gives me one wish? easy: i’m using that bad boy on a cool $9999 😎
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
genie gives me one wish? easy: i’m using that bad boy on a cool $9999 😎
j.d. vance’s first name is “jub”
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
j.d. vance’s first name is “jub”
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this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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once again reflecting on how this essay, by nicholas decker, is protected by the first amendment
nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-...
nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-...
When Must We Kill Them?
Evil has come to America.
nicholasdecker.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
once again reflecting on how this essay, by nicholas decker, is protected by the first amendment
nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-...
nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-...
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never forget the 2014 baffler-sponsored debate between graeber and peter thiel where they just fanboy out about sci fi libertarianism for most of it. defining a marketing slogan for occupy didn’t actually make him a lefty, who would’ve ever guessed
vimeo.com/112197123
vimeo.com/112197123
David Graeber vs. Peter Thiel: Where Did the Future Go?
Once upon a time, in the heyday of social prognostication, many Americans believed that gadget-related knowledge would surely yield immeasurable leaps forward in…
vimeo.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
never forget the 2014 baffler-sponsored debate between graeber and peter thiel where they just fanboy out about sci fi libertarianism for most of it. defining a marketing slogan for occupy didn’t actually make him a lefty, who would’ve ever guessed
vimeo.com/112197123
vimeo.com/112197123
graeber’s books are fun to read and often insightful but the internalization of his ideas and even his ideals by the ”left” in america has been an unmitigated, generational disaster
The case against Graeberism and for Mamdanism dissentmagazine.org/article/the-...
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
graeber’s books are fun to read and often insightful but the internalization of his ideas and even his ideals by the ”left” in america has been an unmitigated, generational disaster
i really do advocate this circulating this if it's in your power to do so. it has been tested on reddit and does catch attention and get engagement, and there may well be jays caspian kang even among ice agents. right now pressure on them is at a height. www.reddit.com/r/circled/co...
From the circled community on Reddit: Open Letter to ICE Agents
Explore this post and more from the circled community
www.reddit.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i really do advocate this circulating this if it's in your power to do so. it has been tested on reddit and does catch attention and get engagement, and there may well be jays caspian kang even among ice agents. right now pressure on them is at a height. www.reddit.com/r/circled/co...
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It was extremely obvious that the boomer resistance libs were right from day one, and it’s extremely telling how many of these guys find that amazing because they find the people personally kind of dopey.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It was extremely obvious that the boomer resistance libs were right from day one, and it’s extremely telling how many of these guys find that amazing because they find the people personally kind of dopey.
so now the karens are culturally appropriating antifa
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
so now the karens are culturally appropriating antifa
update: i have done this, with actually what seems to be some success. www.reddit.com/r/circled/s/... if anyone wishes to help ‘bump’ this into wider circulation (i am not entirely sure how to use reddit), perhaps it could help with something at the margin
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
update: i have done this, with actually what seems to be some success. www.reddit.com/r/circled/s/... if anyone wishes to help ‘bump’ this into wider circulation (i am not entirely sure how to use reddit), perhaps it could help with something at the margin
i suppose the hunch is, or has to be, that some weak support exists in ice too, and can be peeled off. disorganizing their shit seems to be the quickest way to totally humiliate the regime
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
i suppose the hunch is, or has to be, that some weak support exists in ice too, and can be peeled off. disorganizing their shit seems to be the quickest way to totally humiliate the regime
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“ I hope you have a terrible day” 😂
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“ I hope you have a terrible day” 😂
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10. Mike Luckovich
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
10. Mike Luckovich
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AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.