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Stephen 🇵🇸
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Tired all the time.

1/3 of @battingaround.bsky.social

He/him
I just hope they all have a nice time while 6 absolutely stomps them
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February 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Driving home from Toronto today. Taking bets on whether or not the bakery will have any fastnachts left by the time I get there.
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Seeing Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a small theater packed full of Torontonians is probably a top 5 theater going experience of my life.
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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"You can house the homeless or you can have a safe, walkable downtown community."

Me:
February 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Hosted a hot jawn from Philly last week. I offered to show him my hoagie if he’d let me draw him @tgk.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Kinda obsessed with curling now
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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and maybe like this
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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anyone wanna hangout like this
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Ship it before I get divorced
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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i think it’s instructive that Natalie speaks in hypotheticals two years out in the other direction when she does nothing to prevent any of these disasters from coming to pass. streamers are ultimately useless, but Hasan has raised thousands of dollars for DSA candidates. Natalie has done… what?
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
[this message is not available in writing on this platform, and is instead being communicated to you telepathically]
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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The governor who refuses to ban caste discrimination now fundraising for the former mayor who set into motion "Cop City". 10/10 no notes, good job everybody
California Gov. Gavin Newsom is headlining a fundraiser for former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms’ bid for governor next weekend while he’s in Atlanta for his book tour. #gapol
February 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The secondary market for sex pest bobbleheads is about to explode
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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it’s so awesome that every single republican influencer or celebrity has to go through the same “getting divorced by their wife” canon event
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM