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Jon Bois
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
me and my wife's favorite show is Mitchell Robinson Shooting Free Throws. it's kind of like the chair company
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
can't definitively say it's this one but i gotta pick one youtu.be/osCw1NF_Owg?...
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
seth's right, this is heat
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
new video:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4

this one's about George Bell, one of the greatest and most accomplished fighters in major league baseball history

www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4: GEORGE BELL. | Secret Base
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February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
oh my god. they’re the foot clan
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬
January 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM