Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
badly losing every single one of the 17 quote-post arguments i’m simultaneously having after insisting that the chiefs are socialist now because one of their coaches disagreed with donald trump’s comments about kickoff formations
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
badly losing every single one of the 17 quote-post arguments i’m simultaneously having after insisting that the chiefs are socialist now because one of their coaches disagreed with donald trump’s comments about kickoff formations
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
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leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
leave society, be a monkey
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
shedeur sanders’s dad is hall of famer deion sanders. like father, like son? only time will tell
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
shedeur sanders’s dad is hall of famer deion sanders. like father, like son? only time will tell
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
adding a section to the atlanta falcons' wikipedia entry titled "Miracle 8-9 season (2024)"
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
adding a section to the atlanta falcons' wikipedia entry titled "Miracle 8-9 season (2024)"
the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
they’re sounding the air raid sirens at the kibbie dome as dabo swinney and his boys keep putting a hat on a hat down in the swamp
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
they’re sounding the air raid sirens at the kibbie dome as dabo swinney and his boys keep putting a hat on a hat down in the swamp
the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc
okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
okay, that just about does it
i think the two greatest bands of all time are the isley brothers and talk talk. times like this i wish i was even 1% good at writing about music so i could offer a better defense of this than “c’mon they’re really good bands”
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i think the two greatest bands of all time are the isley brothers and talk talk. times like this i wish i was even 1% good at writing about music so i could offer a better defense of this than “c’mon they’re really good bands”