Secret Base
@secretbase.bsky.social
we tell sports stories.
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
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@secretbase.bsky.social
· Oct 23
finally enough of us on here to do this thing. also learned not only is our alex not on bluesky, but there is no alex rubenstein on bluesky so couldn't even add a rando for a laugh
go.bsky.app/SCYNN5Z
go.bsky.app/SCYNN5Z
25 years ago today, kerry collins laid a huge turd at the super bowl. dipping into the secret base archives to hear alex tell the story of his doo doo day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWn...
The worst Super Bowl performance was a masterpiece of ineptitude by Kerry Collins
YouTube video by Secret Base
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January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
25 years ago today, kerry collins laid a huge turd at the super bowl. dipping into the secret base archives to hear alex tell the story of his doo doo day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWn...
hey it's seth, nothing new to tweet today so here's a 3D rendering Ryan made for our next big project together.
that's supposed to be me in the foreground. not sure how to feel about that
that's supposed to be me in the foreground. not sure how to feel about that
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
hey it's seth, nothing new to tweet today so here's a 3D rendering Ryan made for our next big project together.
that's supposed to be me in the foreground. not sure how to feel about that
that's supposed to be me in the foreground. not sure how to feel about that
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MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies
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the worst surfaces to have a punch fight
- ice
- moon
- active volcano
- the set for "virtual insanity" music video
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- ice
- moon
- active volcano
- the set for "virtual insanity" music video
www.patreon.com/posts/hello-...
Hello Sharks, my idea is Boxing But Slippery. Money please. | Secret Base
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January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
the worst surfaces to have a punch fight
- ice
- moon
- active volcano
- the set for "virtual insanity" music video
www.patreon.com/posts/hello-...
- ice
- moon
- active volcano
- the set for "virtual insanity" music video
www.patreon.com/posts/hello-...
do you think jeff saturday's name has come up in cleveland yet
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
do you think jeff saturday's name has come up in cleveland yet
every team that makes it to the super bowl has a different path. Alex set out to find which teams had the most absurd paths and entered as the hottest teams in league history
youtu.be/QHNBhGqktHU?...
youtu.be/QHNBhGqktHU?...
Who were the hottest NFL teams to ever reach the Super Bowl?
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
every team that makes it to the super bowl has a different path. Alex set out to find which teams had the most absurd paths and entered as the hottest teams in league history
youtu.be/QHNBhGqktHU?...
youtu.be/QHNBhGqktHU?...
sneak peek at what monday's new patreon offering is about, only available at patreon.com/secretbase
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 PM
sneak peek at what monday's new patreon offering is about, only available at patreon.com/secretbase
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Today on Phantom Island: hey it's @jonbois.bsky.social talking with me about the one NFL franchise that's never had a 4,000 yard passer, what that stat even means, and, once again, why the Titans are perpetrating a fraud on America podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
What does passing for 4,000 yards really mean?
Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 01/21/2026 · 53m
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January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today on Phantom Island: hey it's @jonbois.bsky.social talking with me about the one NFL franchise that's never had a 4,000 yard passer, what that stat even means, and, once again, why the Titans are perpetrating a fraud on America podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
"you finish up the team's logo?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"you finish up the team's logo?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
does anybody want to talk about PJ Brown's Shrek book???
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
does anybody want to talk about PJ Brown's Shrek book???
YOU RANG?
They’re adding another base in the next CBA and only the Mets know about it
Bo Bichette is in agreement with the Mets on a 3-year contract.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
YOU RANG?
lesson: never paint your name in white out on a device that belongs to someone else
youtu.be/N6C0EGORlxo
youtu.be/N6C0EGORlxo
Cam Newton had to reach the bottom ranks of football before he could succeed at the top
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
lesson: never paint your name in white out on a device that belongs to someone else
youtu.be/N6C0EGORlxo
youtu.be/N6C0EGORlxo
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good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man
sneak peek at a new project
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
sneak peek at a new project
working on a video about one of the people in this photo
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
working on a video about one of the people in this photo
his butt is old enough to drink
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
his butt is old enough to drink
we've done Shaq beeves. we've done Pat Riley beeves. it's finally time for the battle royale:
BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...
BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...
Shaq and Pat Riley failed to defend their title so ingloriously their relationship turned to beef
YouTube video by Secret Base
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January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
we've done Shaq beeves. we've done Pat Riley beeves. it's finally time for the battle royale:
BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...
BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...
if you're on the fence because you similarly have no idea who bruce kison is, here's some of his credentials
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
if you're on the fence because you similarly have no idea who bruce kison is, here's some of his credentials
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now up:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3: BRUCE KISON. | Secret Base
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January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
now up:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3
this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
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as has been decreed by @secretbase it is my modest hope for 2026 that everyone latches onto referring to this impending super bowl as "super bowl lex" to the chagrin of the NFL, and then the next 9 super bowls as lex 1, 2, etc., to further twist the knife.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
as has been decreed by @secretbase it is my modest hope for 2026 that everyone latches onto referring to this impending super bowl as "super bowl lex" to the chagrin of the NFL, and then the next 9 super bowls as lex 1, 2, etc., to further twist the knife.
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Happy new year! The newest installment of @jonbois.bsky.social's THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is now up on Patreon -- with a reminder as we get back to work that, if you don't like your colleagues, it could always be worse
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Happy new year! The newest installment of @jonbois.bsky.social's THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is now up on Patreon -- with a reminder as we get back to work that, if you don't like your colleagues, it could always be worse
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
we're a classic "oops all wilsons" scenario
So… Who is Tim and who is Al in @secretbase.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
we're a classic "oops all wilsons" scenario