Secret Base
@secretbase.bsky.social
we tell sports stories.
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
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@secretbase.bsky.social
· Oct 23
finally enough of us on here to do this thing. also learned not only is our alex not on bluesky, but there is no alex rubenstein on bluesky so couldn't even add a rando for a laugh
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did you know that the NFL does not have any sort of contract or official agreement in place with the cowboys and lions that necessitates them hosting games on Thanksgiving? it's just baked in tradition. which means the NFL can do the funniest thing at any moment and just schedule other teams to host
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
did you know that the NFL does not have any sort of contract or official agreement in place with the cowboys and lions that necessitates them hosting games on Thanksgiving? it's just baked in tradition. which means the NFL can do the funniest thing at any moment and just schedule other teams to host
a typical 3-oz serving of beef contains about 2.5mg of iron. however, today's serving may contain unhealthy iron levels. you've been warned.
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Alabama and Auburn beefed so hard they stopped playing each other for 41 years, then beefed again
YouTube video by Secret Base
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November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a typical 3-oz serving of beef contains about 2.5mg of iron. however, today's serving may contain unhealthy iron levels. you've been warned.
youtu.be/o_mVRWLdgRI?...
youtu.be/o_mVRWLdgRI?...
??? anyone heard about this???
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
??? anyone heard about this???
working on something
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
working on something
leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
leave society, be a monkey
the city of Cleveland
vs.
a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"
FIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...
vs.
a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"
FIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...
Cleveland beefed so hard with Carlos Boozer coaches had to apologize and fans egged his house
YouTube video by Secret Base
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November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the city of Cleveland
vs.
a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"
FIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...
vs.
a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"
FIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
talkin sports!
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November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
talkin sports!
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today brings us another volume for the Secret Base Fan Of Team Recounts That Team's Worst Moment Library: @clararadarmorris.bsky.social on the Wizards drafting Kwame Brown
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Michael Jordan drafting Kwame Brown with the first overall pick was a big deal
YouTube video by Secret Base
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November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
today brings us another volume for the Secret Base Fan Of Team Recounts That Team's Worst Moment Library: @clararadarmorris.bsky.social on the Wizards drafting Kwame Brown
youtu.be/PtZBCdM8PAg?...
youtu.be/PtZBCdM8PAg?...
Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995
what are you running from jonathan?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
what are you running from jonathan?
the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
shoutout to 7'9" Quebecois teenager Olivier Rioux for becoming the tallest human being ever to play college basketball www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pe...
7'9" Oliver Rioux checks into a game for the FIRST TIME & makes history | ESPN College Basketball
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November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
shoutout to 7'9" Quebecois teenager Olivier Rioux for becoming the tallest human being ever to play college basketball www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pe...
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hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process
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Gary Payton won a lot in Seattle ... and beefed with almost everyone
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November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
hey guys it's seth again. Will made a Patreon promo code for something and i asked if i could share it on here and he hasn't answered but I don't wanna forget so here it is, don't tell Will
for: 50% off your first month
at: www.patreon.com/secretbase
use: promo code: CHARGETHEMOUND
for: 50% off your first month
at: www.patreon.com/secretbase
use: promo code: CHARGETHEMOUND
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Something new every week.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
hey guys it's seth again. Will made a Patreon promo code for something and i asked if i could share it on here and he hasn't answered but I don't wanna forget so here it is, don't tell Will
for: 50% off your first month
at: www.patreon.com/secretbase
use: promo code: CHARGETHEMOUND
for: 50% off your first month
at: www.patreon.com/secretbase
use: promo code: CHARGETHEMOUND
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oh hey just gonna mention once more that @ryansimmons.bsky.social and I did a whole season of a podcast asking regular people about their experiences playing sports. It's subscriber-only, but we made the first episode with @jonbois.bsky.social available to everyone
if you want to try before you buy, we just made the @jonbois.bsky.social episode free:
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Phys Ed: Jon Bois quit baseball because he barfed | Secret Base
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November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
oh hey just gonna mention once more that @ryansimmons.bsky.social and I did a whole season of a podcast asking regular people about their experiences playing sports. It's subscriber-only, but we made the first episode with @jonbois.bsky.social available to everyone
men need to calm down. but until then, mounds will be charged and jon will turn it into art
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1. | Secret Base
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November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
men need to calm down. but until then, mounds will be charged and jon will turn it into art
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November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
fresh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
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Steve Spurrier’s personal vendetta against UGA ignited a half-century-long beef
YouTube video by Secret Base
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October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
fresh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
youtu.be/uRMuq8MUyU4
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Austin!
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October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Jerry&
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Kobe&
AD&
LeBron&
Austin!
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Kareem&
Shaq&
Kobe&
AD&
LeBron&
Austin!