will buikema
willbuikema.bsky.social
will buikema
@willbuikema.bsky.social
i’m more of a lin-manuel charlotte
secret base person
youtube.com/secretbasesbn
patreon.com/secretbase
for any folks tuning into hockey for the first time, in real hockey players only unlock kissing if they reach overtime
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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the 1940 winter olympics were
- awarded to Sapporo, Japan in 1936
- rescinded after Japan invaded China
- given to the Swiss, but Switzerland believed ski instructors should not be considered professional so the IOC took it back
- then awarded in 1939 to Germany! whoops!
- cancelled due to world war
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
ok the opening ceremony is now perfect. they did it. they played the gibberish pop song.
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
leaked jd vance olympic prep
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
cmon man you never wear the band’s shirt to their own show
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
this is awful and a real slap to the face of the greats that came before them like stuart "king chode" hendricks
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
“thanks,” he whispers meekly at the unknown coworker holding the door open

“yeah,” the coworker swallows back in kind
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
in another time and place, "ice agents" would've been a cool nickname for a bobsled team
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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I hear it to @nicklutsko.bsky.social singing Dan Bongino
Now I can admit that I always hear “Greg Bovino” in the voice of Rachel Bloom singing “West Covina”
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
right after my father in law was diagnosed with alzheimer's, the word he most consistently could not remember was alzheimer's
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
10 years sober which means if you can remember drinking with me then you’re old as dirt
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
sorry kev you do what now
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
new pittsburgh steelers player-coach, aaron rodgers
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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we've done Shaq beeves. we've done Pat Riley beeves. it's finally time for the battle royale:

BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...
Shaq and Pat Riley failed to defend their title so ingloriously their relationship turned to beef
YouTube video by Secret Base
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January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
every christmas eve my hometown catches a volunteer dressed as the grinch and flays him alive and then there’s a cheese spread
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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congratulations ted turner! we did not jinx your life by recording this. new patreon exclusive video is live

www.patreon.com/posts/long-l...
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the hardest thing about having a cat is every now and then they do something that leaves you convinced your house is haunted
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
man if jeff saturday had had a qb like philip rivers he might still be running things in indy
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
will never get used to the nhl naming a character “hyman”
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the economy has tanked so hard that the only way you can afford christmas presents for your 23 children is to play quarterback for the indianapolis colts
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM