Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
this comic is 2 years old and needs to be updated due to technological advances; a modern AI girlfriend would tell him to k*ll himself
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
this comic is 2 years old and needs to be updated due to technological advances; a modern AI girlfriend would tell him to k*ll himself
*cries in american*
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*cries in american*
All Landlords Are Bad
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All Landlords Are Bad
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
in a delicate cosmic dance, my brain turns effort into money, then a restaurant employee turns my money into hamburgers, then my body turns his hamburgers into poop
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
in a delicate cosmic dance, my brain turns effort into money, then a restaurant employee turns my money into hamburgers, then my body turns his hamburgers into poop
this is a lazy metaphor, the writers need to do better
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this is a lazy metaphor, the writers need to do better
from my experience vacationing in Mexico, alcohol related episodes are part of the package
Congressional Republicans have banned Dan Crenshaw from international travel for 3 months after an "alcohol-related episode during a [delegation trip] in Mexico," per POLITICO
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
from my experience vacationing in Mexico, alcohol related episodes are part of the package
watch out he's redpilled!
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
watch out he's redpilled!
before anyone asks, I'm in the epstein files ironically, as a joke
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
before anyone asks, I'm in the epstein files ironically, as a joke
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
I'm no expert on the word "eliminated" but pretty sure one outbreak oughta strip you of the title
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm no expert on the word "eliminated" but pretty sure one outbreak oughta strip you of the title
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
just write "8 years" 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
just write "8 years" 🙄
post in the comments if you relate to sammy smallparts
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
post in the comments if you relate to sammy smallparts
Peak is such an incredible game. it blows my mind that it was made in like 4 months
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Peak is such an incredible game. it blows my mind that it was made in like 4 months
oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
I'm glad they're doing a Mario Galaxy movie, that game had my favorite storyline of the entire franchise (Bowser kidnaps the princess and Mario has to go rescue her)
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm glad they're doing a Mario Galaxy movie, that game had my favorite storyline of the entire franchise (Bowser kidnaps the princess and Mario has to go rescue her)
good thing he's a doctor so he can just take care of that
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
good thing he's a doctor so he can just take care of that
look, we can release the october jobs report OR the epstein files, we can't do both, the computer won't let us
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
look, we can release the october jobs report OR the epstein files, we can't do both, the computer won't let us
"and others"
BREAKING: Trump has said: asking Department of Justice, FBI to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's alleged ties with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, JPMorgan, $JPM, and others
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"and others"