banner
LightNews
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
87K followers 250 following 1.5K posts
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4h
I'll be at GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! In Missouri! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
1 13 170
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17h
what happened to this guy? haven't seen him in movies or TV shows in ages
7 6 150
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19h
BULLSHIT
12 4 86
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19h
yeah!!!! here we go!!!
1 1 61
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19h
NO!!
1 37
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19h
thread where we vaguepost about a sporting event we are watching:
22 6 160
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
???
5 8 310
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
kriswilson.bsky.social
Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 2d
2 52 590
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
I heard Missouri loves company, so I'm coming to GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
2 17 310
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
you can find me and kick my ass, at Galaxy Con all 3 days
4
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
come see me at Galaxy Con St Louis if you liked this funny joke I've done and if you live there
2 1 59
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
I'm in Missouri! I hope Mister ouri doesn't come home from work early
8 17 250
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
desktop background
1 1
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
I have grown tired of Glen Powell

get him off my screen
8 5 150
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
DONUT | OPEN
BREAD | INSIDE
6 90 700
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
I heard Missouri loves company, so I'm coming to GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
2 18 290
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
your honor, i ran over that guy with my car ironically
5 10 250
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
you can't laterally lord someone! that's not how it works
2
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
I'll be at GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! In Missouri! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
1 14 240
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
once ATC grounded me. do they think they're my dad?
1 170
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
air traffic controllers have had it too good for too long IMO. up there in their towers, lording over us, deciding who lives and who dies.
11 29 430
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
seems unlikely because I'm white and drive a Tesla (bought in 2016, calm down everyone)
1 2
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
sometimes I like to go outside for a walk to remember that there's a big world out there, and the people and numbers inside my little computer screen can't hurt me
4 10 250
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
4 16 200
robdenbleyker.com
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
how do I know this pic isn't AI or "photo shop"
5 44