Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
I'm scared to think what jk rowling would name a middle eastern character
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I'm scared to think what jk rowling would name a middle eastern character
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wish I could internalize this
not to brag, but the C&H new years time travel saga has been going on longer than the MCU
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
not to brag, but the C&H new years time travel saga has been going on longer than the MCU
maduro was my fentanyl guy, where am I supposed to get fentanyl now
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
maduro was my fentanyl guy, where am I supposed to get fentanyl now
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
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HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS
for me, 2025 was a year full of days. 365 by my recollection. there were 12 months, and I did all of em. I expect much of the same in 2026. thank you for reading
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
for me, 2025 was a year full of days. 365 by my recollection. there were 12 months, and I did all of em. I expect much of the same in 2026. thank you for reading
in Takayama Japan there are two rules: don't swing a sword around, and don't push Sarubobo's face with a finger
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
in Takayama Japan there are two rules: don't swing a sword around, and don't push Sarubobo's face with a finger
yo this is false advertising
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
yo this is false advertising
