Jack Bernhardt
@jackbern.bsky.social
Informative and sexy at the same time!
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
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The writer's room for this show should have been filmed. I poured hard liquor out for the jokes we had to cut for time 😭😭😭
Please enjoy Dead Funny History as much as we enjoyed writing it
Please enjoy Dead Funny History as much as we enjoyed writing it
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The writer's room for this show should have been filmed. I poured hard liquor out for the jokes we had to cut for time 😭😭😭
Please enjoy Dead Funny History as much as we enjoyed writing it
Please enjoy Dead Funny History as much as we enjoyed writing it
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Factual sketch comedy! On radio! For families! KS2 Appropriate! Made by a buncha women! feat jokes by comedy superstars @athenakugblenu.bsky.social & @jackbern.bsky.social & starring @gregjenner.bsky.social, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, Richard David Caine & Mali Ann Rees!
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Factual sketch comedy! On radio! For families! KS2 Appropriate! Made by a buncha women! feat jokes by comedy superstars @athenakugblenu.bsky.social & @jackbern.bsky.social & starring @gregjenner.bsky.social, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, Richard David Caine & Mali Ann Rees!
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HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Oh it's a big day today as the guys from @upshottowers.bsky.social join us to read BARRY FRY'S autobiography, ‘Big Fry’ 🍟!
Ft dodgy chairmen, headless corpses, George Best at Dunstable, & Barry lifting a curse with his own urine 💧
🎧 LISTEN: podfollow.com/football-boo...
Ft dodgy chairmen, headless corpses, George Best at Dunstable, & Barry lifting a curse with his own urine 💧
🎧 LISTEN: podfollow.com/football-boo...
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Oh it's a big day today as the guys from @upshottowers.bsky.social join us to read BARRY FRY'S autobiography, ‘Big Fry’ 🍟!
Ft dodgy chairmen, headless corpses, George Best at Dunstable, & Barry lifting a curse with his own urine 💧
🎧 LISTEN: podfollow.com/football-boo...
Ft dodgy chairmen, headless corpses, George Best at Dunstable, & Barry lifting a curse with his own urine 💧
🎧 LISTEN: podfollow.com/football-boo...
oh you're a Christian? What if I told you a guy called Christian killed my dad? Not such a good religion now is it
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
oh you're a Christian? What if I told you a guy called Christian killed my dad? Not such a good religion now is it
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There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
if Paddy McGuinness didn't exist, and I wrote something where someone was called "Paddy McGuinness", I would be tried in the Hague
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
if Paddy McGuinness didn't exist, and I wrote something where someone was called "Paddy McGuinness", I would be tried in the Hague
I will never understand Instagram
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I will never understand Instagram
President begins backtrack on key laws - concerning crime (5, 4)
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
President begins backtrack on key laws - concerning crime (5, 4)
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
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I have been informed that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, not Yorkshire, I am disgusted with myself
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I have been informed that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, not Yorkshire, I am disgusted with myself
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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That’s 3 time Emmy nominated Jentry Chau to you! Congrats team!
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That’s 3 time Emmy nominated Jentry Chau to you! Congrats team!
Inventing lies about Medicare, leader? Scum (5)
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Inventing lies about Medicare, leader? Scum (5)
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I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
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Agree, but the fact that they proposed it in the first place makes them morally unfit to be in charge, and the fact that they will end up overturning it also makes them too incompetent to be in charge
My guess is they will end up u-turning on the jewellery thing (you can already see it being softening in interviews) and possibly the 20 years (which is way longer than Denmark).
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Agree, but the fact that they proposed it in the first place makes them morally unfit to be in charge, and the fact that they will end up overturning it also makes them too incompetent to be in charge
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This feels like a real, are we the baddies, moment for the people in the Labour Party who still consider themselves soft left
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This feels like a real, are we the baddies, moment for the people in the Labour Party who still consider themselves soft left
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Guess what? If Labour removed every asylum seeker from this country tomorrow the people they tried to pacify would still vote Reform. Why would they vote for the followers when they could elect the leader? And their towns would still be shit towns
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Guess what? If Labour removed every asylum seeker from this country tomorrow the people they tried to pacify would still vote Reform. Why would they vote for the followers when they could elect the leader? And their towns would still be shit towns
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Rideable miniature railway in the middle of Hyde Park where all the trains are tube trains and it models the tube map exactly.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Rideable miniature railway in the middle of Hyde Park where all the trains are tube trains and it models the tube map exactly.
the new episode of Crowley Time with Him Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social and guest starring PAUL F(reaking) TOMPKINS @pftompkins.bsky.social is truly remarkable! always be calculator! eat glass! a factory of beach balls inflating and deflating at the same time! LISTEN NOW!
a man wearing glasses and a suit says wow wow
Alt: a man (Paul F Tompkins) wearing glasses and a suit says wow wow
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the new episode of Crowley Time with Him Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social and guest starring PAUL F(reaking) TOMPKINS @pftompkins.bsky.social is truly remarkable! always be calculator! eat glass! a factory of beach balls inflating and deflating at the same time! LISTEN NOW!
[pitch meeting]
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
[pitch meeting]
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"