🇨🇦 Zoë Keating
@zoekeating.com
Cellist, Composer, Charismatic Musical Microfauna
music.zoekeating.com
she/her
music.zoekeating.com
she/her
I keep writing “Haply” instead of “Happy” so I’m going with it
Haply Holidaze
Haply Holidaze
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I keep writing “Haply” instead of “Happy” so I’m going with it
Haply Holidaze
Haply Holidaze
LOTR-themed jam band:
Phrodo
Phrodo
A lord of the rings cover band called Buffalo Tom Bombadil
A lord of the rings cover band called the Rolling Seeing Stones
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
LOTR-themed jam band:
Phrodo
Phrodo
I still think about my son’s last year of Santa Belief and his incredulous reporting of the anti-Santa arguments he was hearing from his friends:
“I mean, if you don’t believe in Santa, you don’t get presents from him, so WHY would you do THAT?”
“I mean, if you don’t believe in Santa, you don’t get presents from him, so WHY would you do THAT?”
SANTA DENIER: With everything we know, how can you still think Santa is real?
CHILD: Well, every Christmas morning, there are REAL presents under my tree FROM Santa.
SANTA DENIER: But you know it’s not Santa putting those there.
CHILD: Who else would it be?
CHILD: Well, every Christmas morning, there are REAL presents under my tree FROM Santa.
SANTA DENIER: But you know it’s not Santa putting those there.
CHILD: Who else would it be?
Jubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa Deniers
Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...
buff.ly
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I still think about my son’s last year of Santa Belief and his incredulous reporting of the anti-Santa arguments he was hearing from his friends:
“I mean, if you don’t believe in Santa, you don’t get presents from him, so WHY would you do THAT?”
“I mean, if you don’t believe in Santa, you don’t get presents from him, so WHY would you do THAT?”
Almost 800k views so far for The Free Shepherd trailer!
The Free Shepherd - Announcement Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Almost 800k views so far for The Free Shepherd trailer!
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
Some people say and do terrible things but meanwhile, we are still us and I will hug you (if you want to be hugged).
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some people say and do terrible things but meanwhile, we are still us and I will hug you (if you want to be hugged).
You’d think the post office would have more than one person working there at this time of year but you’d be wrong
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You’d think the post office would have more than one person working there at this time of year but you’d be wrong
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Zoë Keating
🚨 I won't repost the whole thread again, but I'm *BEGGING* #ACA enrollees to VISIT YOUR STATE'S ACA EXCHANGE WEBSITE & *COMPARE PLANS!*
The deadline in most states for coverage strating Jan. 1st is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
DO NOT PASSIVELY AUTO-RENEW your current plan.
acasignups.net/25/12/11/gro...
The deadline in most states for coverage strating Jan. 1st is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
DO NOT PASSIVELY AUTO-RENEW your current plan.
acasignups.net/25/12/11/gro...
Grouching towards Enrollment: My 2026 ACA OEP Guide (Updated w/2 more tips!)
Almost exactly a year ago I began my 2025 ACA Open Enrollment Period guide with the following words: This is the best OEP ever for the ACA for several reasons: The expanded/enhanced premium subsidies ...
acasignups.net
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨 I won't repost the whole thread again, but I'm *BEGGING* #ACA enrollees to VISIT YOUR STATE'S ACA EXCHANGE WEBSITE & *COMPARE PLANS!*
The deadline in most states for coverage strating Jan. 1st is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
DO NOT PASSIVELY AUTO-RENEW your current plan.
acasignups.net/25/12/11/gro...
The deadline in most states for coverage strating Jan. 1st is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!
DO NOT PASSIVELY AUTO-RENEW your current plan.
acasignups.net/25/12/11/gro...
If you have ever spent any time with me you know I insert Spinal Tap and The Princess Bride references at every possible opportunity.
💔 Rob Reiner💔
💔 Rob Reiner💔
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If you have ever spent any time with me you know I insert Spinal Tap and The Princess Bride references at every possible opportunity.
💔 Rob Reiner💔
💔 Rob Reiner💔
I’m so sorry. A big Canadian empathetic sorry delivered with a hug. 💔
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m so sorry. A big Canadian empathetic sorry delivered with a hug. 💔
I have just learned that the department of war is…at war with fonts
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I have just learned that the department of war is…at war with fonts
I played so many hours of Mastermind with my little brother. This is hilarious.
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD.
Packaging Team — Official Minutes
Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation
MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I played so many hours of Mastermind with my little brother. This is hilarious.
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Zoë Keating
Follow your nose to rescue lost sheep in the atmospheric world of The Free Shepherd.
Coming to PlayStation 5 and Steam in 2027.
Learn more: thefreeshepherd.com
Coming to PlayStation 5 and Steam in 2027.
Learn more: thefreeshepherd.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Follow your nose to rescue lost sheep in the atmospheric world of The Free Shepherd.
Coming to PlayStation 5 and Steam in 2027.
Learn more: thefreeshepherd.com
Coming to PlayStation 5 and Steam in 2027.
Learn more: thefreeshepherd.com
I have the best job in the whole world getting to make music for The Free Shepherd
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have the best job in the whole world getting to make music for The Free Shepherd
Anyone watch the game awards? It opened with a trailer for The Free Shepherd, which I am currently making the music for
SHEEPDOG SIM. I REPEAT, SHEEPDOG SIM.
Watch #TheGameAwards trailer for The Free Shepherd, coming in 2027.
Watch #TheGameAwards trailer for The Free Shepherd, coming in 2027.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Anyone watch the game awards? It opened with a trailer for The Free Shepherd, which I am currently making the music for
Apple, you really dropped the ball. Please bring back a music player that is not a phone or a watch.
My teen asked for an iPod for Christmas so he can listen to music without having to use a phone.
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Apple, you really dropped the ball. Please bring back a music player that is not a phone or a watch.
Americans, can you please stop writing dates with the month before the day. It’s incredibly confusing. Thank you.
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Americans, can you please stop writing dates with the month before the day. It’s incredibly confusing. Thank you.
Wondering if I get the cats their own tiny Christmas tree they will focus their attacks on that one and leave the other one alone 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wondering if I get the cats their own tiny Christmas tree they will focus their attacks on that one and leave the other one alone 🤔
My teen asked for an iPod for Christmas so he can listen to music without having to use a phone.
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My teen asked for an iPod for Christmas so he can listen to music without having to use a phone.
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
I fully support this concept bu how do you get music onto an iPod now that there is no iTunes?
Was fantasising about a brand new internet where I can go read things and it would have no AI or ads or influencers…and realised that is the library
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Was fantasising about a brand new internet where I can go read things and it would have no AI or ads or influencers…and realised that is the library
Another rant about the non existence of quality outdoor clothes for tall woman.Ill fitting duds pass in comfy weather but go do active things on mountains or frozen lakes at 0F you really want clothes that fit. Every year I try on every jacket but default to my old giant boxy men’s stuff.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Another rant about the non existence of quality outdoor clothes for tall woman.Ill fitting duds pass in comfy weather but go do active things on mountains or frozen lakes at 0F you really want clothes that fit. Every year I try on every jacket but default to my old giant boxy men’s stuff.
A vote to change the name
of this color to Silver Fox
Menoposse, we ride at dawn
of this color to Silver Fox
Menoposse, we ride at dawn
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A vote to change the name
of this color to Silver Fox
Menoposse, we ride at dawn
of this color to Silver Fox
Menoposse, we ride at dawn
This color of the year from Pantone only makes sense if it is a form of satire
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This color of the year from Pantone only makes sense if it is a form of satire