Jack Bernhardt
@jackbern.bsky.social
Informative and sexy at the same time!
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
11th January 2026
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18th January 2026
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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ah, didn't realise the context for this tweet was to a fan which, to be fair, makes it more explicable. of all the horrible things JK has ever done, and there are many, this is on the "just a bit silly" side of the scale. still cringe but not quite as bad as I thought it was
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
ah, didn't realise the context for this tweet was to a fan which, to be fair, makes it more explicable. of all the horrible things JK has ever done, and there are many, this is on the "just a bit silly" side of the scale. still cringe but not quite as bad as I thought it was
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
me telling everyone that I've run over a beloved American genre-smashing musician
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
me telling everyone that I've run over a beloved American genre-smashing musician
imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
imagine if you broke into your neighbour's house, beat them up and imprisoned them in your basement and the BBC's reaction was "ooh, risky"
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
imagine if you broke into your neighbour's house, beat them up and imprisoned them in your basement and the BBC's reaction was "ooh, risky"
WHAT'S NEXT??? NECTAR CARDS FOR DOGS???
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
WHAT'S NEXT??? NECTAR CARDS FOR DOGS???
why is this so vague and ominous
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
why is this so vague and ominous
EXCUSE ME WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
EXCUSE ME WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
the fact that this character in Zootropolis 2 was not voiced by Brian Cox feels illegal
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the fact that this character in Zootropolis 2 was not voiced by Brian Cox feels illegal
look guys. you've had your fun with the citizenship stripping. there will be no more citizenship stripping today.
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
look guys. you've had your fun with the citizenship stripping. there will be no more citizenship stripping today.
I don't know why but the BBC's video playlist where they take random scenes from shows and caption them like this really makes me laugh. "tfw u call the midwife"
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I don't know why but the BBC's video playlist where they take random scenes from shows and caption them like this really makes me laugh. "tfw u call the midwife"
spoiler for this year's A Ghost Story at Christmas:
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
spoiler for this year's A Ghost Story at Christmas:
🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
actually it feels a bit like the discovery of radium - it did change the world in a specific area but attempts to sell it to the wider public as a health product were disastrous (see this radium chocolate bar from the 1930s...)
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
actually it feels a bit like the discovery of radium - it did change the world in a specific area but attempts to sell it to the wider public as a health product were disastrous (see this radium chocolate bar from the 1930s...)
I reckon Tony Sewell wrote this paragraph upwards of three times to try to hide how horny he was, and he failed every time
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I reckon Tony Sewell wrote this paragraph upwards of three times to try to hide how horny he was, and he failed every time
Oh sure kids, the Greens SOUND cool, with their "no more war" and "hey everyone, let's smoke a doobie", but they're not living in the REAL world. in the real world, we starve children and ban trans people from Girl Guiding because the Daily Mail told us to. it's called MATURE GOVERNMENT
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh sure kids, the Greens SOUND cool, with their "no more war" and "hey everyone, let's smoke a doobie", but they're not living in the REAL world. in the real world, we starve children and ban trans people from Girl Guiding because the Daily Mail told us to. it's called MATURE GOVERNMENT
"is this cool, The Greens? Am I cool? Hmm? Do I look cool? Do I? Do I? DO I?!"
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"is this cool, The Greens? Am I cool? Hmm? Do I look cool? Do I? Do I? DO I?!"
A show I was writing on this year had a bunch of AI academics come in to talk to us, and they said the uses of AI (if indeed it is a real single thing) should be limited to things that are dirty, dull or dangerous for humans to do (dull like this data entry here), and that makes sense to me! BUT...
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
A show I was writing on this year had a bunch of AI academics come in to talk to us, and they said the uses of AI (if indeed it is a real single thing) should be limited to things that are dirty, dull or dangerous for humans to do (dull like this data entry here), and that makes sense to me! BUT...
absolute infuriating breathless nonsense - it's that classic thing where all technological developments are lazily and maliciously lumped together as AI to push it as a monolith
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
absolute infuriating breathless nonsense - it's that classic thing where all technological developments are lazily and maliciously lumped together as AI to push it as a monolith
