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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

@andrewt.net Can you ask Paul if Cheese on Toast is a valid breakfast food.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1h

Oh God. I just had a vision of an advert saying PAY FOR YOUR COVID VACCINATION USING KLARNA.

Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 2h

It’s dispiriting that this is what getting a COVID vaccination now looks like to this chronic asthmatic.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2h

I was told after a gig I should go on Cats Does Countdown and I told them I'd check the Jobseeker's site in the morning. They didn't seem to like that response.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, who wants a DISCOUNT CODE?!

Get 25% off tickets to my Nottingham Comedy Festival show on 1st November by typing code BIGKNEE at checkout. This means this is cheaper than buying on the door on the day! Astonishing.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4d

I DO THIS UNDER DURESS.

My last three Nottingham Comedy Festival shows have been sell-outs because people buy tickets on the day. My venue keeps moaning "eurgh, you've only sold five tickets". If you are coming, buy a ticket.

www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

With the skilled aid of a knife you could play 3D Tetris

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 4h

The early Channel 4 Norton was wonderful. He did five shows a week! I think he scrubbed them from rhe Internet with the help of a strong legal team.

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 4d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

No, Graham Norton. You can't just have four A-list guests on the show. You need to plonk someone on the end of the couch who has done Live at the Apollo exactly once.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 13h

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14h

Oh wait, that was only when BBC2 aired it, and they lost the rights after Season 5.

We never had Sky, so devoured the VHS boxsets.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14h

Someone didn't watch the Friday 11pm repeats!

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 15h

There's a "longer" version of parody on my 2014 live album if you're interested! In the "Eighties" segment. (All my parody albums are available to stream for free at your heart's content) frizfrizzle.bandcamp.com/album/songru...

Songruiner, by Friz Frizzle

14 track album

frizfrizzle.bandcamp.com

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 16h

🎵
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say: "Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Busy"

Talk Like a Magician

#totp

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 16h

Hello Dragons. I would like £100,000 for my new invention After Sevens: when you can't wait to have an After Eight

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 17h

Alright, James Gunn, we get it, music is good.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 18h

What, the one about the show where people open instructions on folded paper sealed with wax?

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

I enjoyed that Ed Gamble post-TV discussion podcast that was released last night at 10pm. No, the other one.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Police? Yes, I just saw a hit and run. The car was a big black jeep with the license plate TRAITORS. What do you MEAN at least six????

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

I enjoyed that Ed Gamble post-TV discussion podcast that was released last night at 10pm. No, the other one.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Police? Yes, I just saw a hit and run. The car was a big black jeep with the license plate TRAITORS. What do you MEAN at least six????

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I've started saying "oh no!" in sync with Reece during the #Taskmaster intro.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

It's a precursor to the whole thing if anything.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I do love that scene in The Reality War

15: "What are you doing here?!"
13: "I've been plunked from me timestream! Should ah tell Yaz ah luv 'er?"
15: "No. You never do. Not even in the Big Finish audios"
13: "Ah, that's a reet shame"
15: "..."
13: "Kerblam were a bit shit, wan'tit?"

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

12 had the First Doctor plonking around. 13 had the Guardians of the Edge. 14 had Gatwa fall out of his bellybutton to defeat the Toymaker with a ball (?!) and 15 had Whittaker mumble some RTD-penned Chibnallshaming.

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