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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2h

Message from my landlord about the wifi that was meant to be installed today. Apparently I live on a Lord of the Rings quest-ass sized street if it takes that long to cross it

Text from landlord: They started the WiFi

Will be done by next week as they need to get a cable from accross the road.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 16h

They've put all of 24 on ITVX including the Redemption TV Movie which, oddly, isn't available on Disney+.

Anyway, go watch 24 if you haven't before.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 16h

Did somebody say JustRead?

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

Breaking Bad episodes are either titled "Here's Looking At You, Kid" and is about a complex moral dilemma, or it's called "Big Truck" and is about a big truck.

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 17h

Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 20h

Thinking about the time someone genuinely got mad at me for calling a cigarette an "acoustic vape".

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I DO THIS UNDER DURESS.

My last three Nottingham Comedy Festival shows have been sell-outs because people buy tickets on the day. My venue keeps moaning "eurgh, you've only sold five tickets". If you are coming, buy a ticket.

www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

Breaking Bad episodes are either titled "Here's Looking At You, Kid" and is about a complex moral dilemma, or it's called "Big Truck" and is about a big truck.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

I am famously geographically dyslexic.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

Can you talk to someone about making tour posters alphabetical by city? I usually want to know if a show is near me. I'm not scrolling down and saying "well, I'm free February 18th so I *guess* I'll go to Kirkcaldy".

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h

Only read the first three words but it's pretty cool they congranulated me despite not posting on there for a year.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

It's a Halloween avatar and Friz Frizzle is my genuine name. This... this is really easily Googleable stuff.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Quim.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I bet his real surname is Quim, he just spells it like that to avoid outrage.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I'm as clean as a whistle! (ie, a man in a black shirt has blown me for 90 minutes)

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

You guys helped me a lot when I was destitute. AJ is a good egg and a very good poster. Let her eat!

AJ DISMEMBERS! @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 1d

As if my financial situation weren't dire enough, fucking Universal Credit still haven't updated my payments to include rent for the place I've moved to - they're still paying me what they were when I was staying at my dad's. Stupid, fucked system.

In the meantime... paypal.me/ajmckenna

Pay Anathema McKenna using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/ajmckenna and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

paypal.me

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AJ DISMEMBERS! @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 1d

As if my financial situation weren't dire enough, fucking Universal Credit still haven't updated my payments to include rent for the place I've moved to - they're still paying me what they were when I was staying at my dad's. Stupid, fucked system.

In the meantime... paypal.me/ajmckenna

Pay Anathema McKenna using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/ajmckenna and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

paypal.me

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot get over cunt with an umlaut.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Or, you know, DON'T buy a ticket and just arrive on the day like usual. I will say, it's the best show I've ever written and the best live comedy show you will see this year by someone who isn't on the telly.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I DO THIS UNDER DURESS.

My last three Nottingham Comedy Festival shows have been sell-outs because people buy tickets on the day. My venue keeps moaning "eurgh, you've only sold five tickets". If you are coming, buy a ticket.

www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/friz-frizzle...

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry for the remake of an earlier joke. I like this version better. Will my followers? Probably not.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

I'm as clean as a whistle! (ie, a man in a black shirt has blown me for 90 minutes)

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

That feels shit.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Abi Roberts? It's usually Abi Roberts.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

For those not in the know, Graham likes to tag random celebrities alongside pictures of topless teenagers. This is what he does with his day! He has this images saved on his phone and ready to go. I'm not even shitposting. Sometimes I remember that this is a hobby of his and I wince a little bit.