Ned Hartley
@nedhartley.com
Writer of comics, books, mags. Comics include Bananaman for the Beano and various for 2000 AD. Books include the Marvel Museum, the Science of Superheroes and the Ladybird Big Book of Dead Things.
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
Avi pic by Wayne Thompson.
Website: www.nedhartley.com
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Ned Hartley
@nedhartley.com
· Oct 22
Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century!
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Collected for the first time - with exclusive new stories - Peaches' Creatures is a unique and brilliant supernatural story for readers of all ages! https://bit.ly/4nhZ7R1
Pre-Order Now: Peaches' Creatures Plot the Heist of the Century! | 2000 AD
It’s the Creature Crime of the Century! If you’re looking for trouble next May, look no further than Peaches’ Creatures! They’re a ragtag team of monsters and beings, led by the unconventional and bri...
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It’s official! Dan and I got to finish our Peaches’ Creatures story and it’s all being collected in May!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
This wouldn‘t have happened without superstar editor Keith Richardson who worked so hard to make this collection happen! He is the best!
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Ok new Batman casting hear me out.
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Ok new Batman casting hear me out.
Walt Disney pitching his new animation to potential investors in 1928
THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE BEING A DICKHEAD
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Walt Disney pitching his new animation to potential investors in 1928
Icarus to Daedalus
Oh no. My trajectory.
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Icarus to Daedalus
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Is this supposed to be funny? Anyone coming over from there at this point is either deeply traumatised OR was perfectly happy to be in the Nazi bar until just now. Either way I don’t see how it’s anything to make light of.
Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Is this supposed to be funny? Anyone coming over from there at this point is either deeply traumatised OR was perfectly happy to be in the Nazi bar until just now. Either way I don’t see how it’s anything to make light of.
Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
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America, you can keep making films and TV shows about American Football, but no one in the rest of the world is going to give a shit about them.
October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
America, you can keep making films and TV shows about American Football, but no one in the rest of the world is going to give a shit about them.
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Little shout-out for this extremely fun book I edited, which is out on 29th Jan. Create Your Own Comics was written by @nedhartley.com and illustrated by Alex Lopez, and is packed with drawing tips, character inspiration and story ideas. As a big comic fan it was a real joy to work on this project.
January 10, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Little shout-out for this extremely fun book I edited, which is out on 29th Jan. Create Your Own Comics was written by @nedhartley.com and illustrated by Alex Lopez, and is packed with drawing tips, character inspiration and story ideas. As a big comic fan it was a real joy to work on this project.
Live your life in a way that someone writes a little heart on the board when they vote you out on #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Live your life in a way that someone writes a little heart on the board when they vote you out on #TheTraitors
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This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Writer, Customer Experience - Careers - LEGO.com
Writer, Customer Experience: Job Description Dear LEGO ® people, What are you doing to protect the planet and the polar bears? Are there LEGO characters with pr...
www.lego.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Bananaman will NOT return in Avengers Doomsday
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bananaman will NOT return in Avengers Doomsday
“I’m going to play the game the way I want to play it,” I say as I enter the Traitor’s Castle. I then immediately burst into tears and don’t stop crying until they physically drag me out.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“I’m going to play the game the way I want to play it,” I say as I enter the Traitor’s Castle. I then immediately burst into tears and don’t stop crying until they physically drag me out.
One of the things that I love about #TheTraitors is the very slight vibes of 6th Form performance art.
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
One of the things that I love about #TheTraitors is the very slight vibes of 6th Form performance art.
Me explaining how I am related to someone else in #thetraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Me explaining how I am related to someone else in #thetraitors
One of my favourite things about writing Bananaman is that I get ot throw wild ideas at artist Wayne Thompson and he knock it out of the park every time. This week Bananaman and villains get trapped in different pieces of art in the museum
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
One of my favourite things about writing Bananaman is that I get ot throw wild ideas at artist Wayne Thompson and he knock it out of the park every time. This week Bananaman and villains get trapped in different pieces of art in the museum
Stranger Things is much like the 1980s in that it doesn’t make any sense, went on forever and everyone else liked it more than I did.
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Stranger Things is much like the 1980s in that it doesn’t make any sense, went on forever and everyone else liked it more than I did.
What I am saying is that Danny Dyer is free
It's time we had a new Doctor Who MOVIE with a big name actor entirely separate from the TV continuity (à la Peter Cushing's Dalek films).
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
What I am saying is that Danny Dyer is free
How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Someone make grok do a naked Diana and the Mail will have it shut down by Thursday
of course it’s *this* that gets some action out of the state, in retrospect it’s an obvious cheat code
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Someone make grok do a naked Diana and the Mail will have it shut down by Thursday
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Bumping this because it's a great job in my team and you should apply for it.
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Writer, Customer Experience - Careers - LEGO.com
Writer, Customer Experience: Job Description Dear LEGO ® people, What are you doing to protect the planet and the polar bears? Are there LEGO characters with pr...
www.lego.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Bumping this because it's a great job in my team and you should apply for it.
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LEGO SMART Play Press Release - Star Wars Pre-Orders January 9
LEGO has released the press release for the newly announced LEGO SMART Brick and the LEGO SMART Play system.
www.thebrickfan.com/lego-smart-p...
#LEGO #LEGONews #StarWars #LEGOStarWars #CES #CES2026 #LEGOSMARTBrick #Reveal
LEGO has released the press release for the newly announced LEGO SMART Brick and the LEGO SMART Play system.
www.thebrickfan.com/lego-smart-p...
#LEGO #LEGONews #StarWars #LEGOStarWars #CES #CES2026 #LEGOSMARTBrick #Reveal
LEGO SMART Play Press Release - Star Wars Pre-Orders January 9
LEGO has released the press release for the newly announced LEGO SMART Brick and the LEGO SMART Play system.
www.thebrickfan.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
LEGO SMART Play Press Release - Star Wars Pre-Orders January 9
LEGO has released the press release for the newly announced LEGO SMART Brick and the LEGO SMART Play system.
www.thebrickfan.com/lego-smart-p...
#LEGO #LEGONews #StarWars #LEGOStarWars #CES #CES2026 #LEGOSMARTBrick #Reveal
LEGO has released the press release for the newly announced LEGO SMART Brick and the LEGO SMART Play system.
www.thebrickfan.com/lego-smart-p...
#LEGO #LEGONews #StarWars #LEGOStarWars #CES #CES2026 #LEGOSMARTBrick #Reveal
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I had quite a long daydream where I applied for this job
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Writer, Customer Experience - Careers - LEGO.com
Writer, Customer Experience: Job Description Dear LEGO ® people, What are you doing to protect the planet and the polar bears? Are there LEGO characters with pr...
www.lego.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I had quite a long daydream where I applied for this job
Bumping this because it's a great job in my team and you should apply for it.
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Writer, Customer Experience - Careers - LEGO.com
Writer, Customer Experience: Job Description Dear LEGO ® people, What are you doing to protect the planet and the polar bears? Are there LEGO characters with pr...
www.lego.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Bumping this because it's a great job in my team and you should apply for it.
We should start using "grok" as an insult. As in "I always knew there was something wrong with him, but I didn't suspect that he was a grok"
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
We should start using "grok" as an insult. As in "I always knew there was something wrong with him, but I didn't suspect that he was a grok"
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Writer, Customer Experience - Careers - LEGO.com
Writer, Customer Experience: Job Description Dear LEGO ® people, What are you doing to protect the planet and the polar bears? Are there LEGO characters with pr...
www.lego.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is a great job in a wonderful team in a brilliant company. It's so good that I've run out of superlatives www.lego.com/en-gb/career...
Netflix there is no way this doesn’t sound like a threat
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Netflix there is no way this doesn’t sound like a threat