cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. [email protected]
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Get a quote!
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comicprintinguk.com
Oh also I print comic books for a living. And I happen to think I’m rather good at it. You can get a quote here if you have a comic and you’d like to have it printed by someone rather good at that. comicprintinguk.com/get-a-quote/
Look, I’m not saying he’s bad at business. I’m merely saying that he appears open to the idea of going into oil and making a loss.
US may subsidize an effort by oil companies to rebuild Venezuela's energy infrastructure, President Trump tells NBC News. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dona...
Trump says the U.S. is not at war with Venezuela
In an exclusive interview with NBC News, Trump discussed the path forward in Venezuela, including when there will be elections, the opportunities for oil companies and Congress' role.
www.nbcnews.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Look, I’m not saying he’s bad at business. I’m merely saying that he appears open to the idea of going into oil and making a loss.
Heathcliff is black
Bleeds are always 3mm, we don’t discuss it.
Jack the Ripper was the Elephant Man
Elvis is nothing without Sister Rosetta Tharpe
The Last Jedi was the best mainline Star Wars movie.
Bleeds are always 3mm, we don’t discuss it.
Jack the Ripper was the Elephant Man
Elvis is nothing without Sister Rosetta Tharpe
The Last Jedi was the best mainline Star Wars movie.
Here’s a fun top five: things that are consensus among historians but are essentially unknown by the public. Richard I, a bad king of England. Roman Empire, fell in 1453. Paul, more important than Jesus. Witch burning, a modern phenomenon not a medieval one. Britain last invaded in 1688. Yours?
As someone who wrote a dissertation on that damnable Frenchman; one can only hope.
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Heathcliff is black
Bleeds are always 3mm, we don’t discuss it.
Jack the Ripper was the Elephant Man
Elvis is nothing without Sister Rosetta Tharpe
The Last Jedi was the best mainline Star Wars movie.
Bleeds are always 3mm, we don’t discuss it.
Jack the Ripper was the Elephant Man
Elvis is nothing without Sister Rosetta Tharpe
The Last Jedi was the best mainline Star Wars movie.
Once again finding myself willing to sacrifice at least one of you to Norman off Nimble Needles.
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Once again finding myself willing to sacrifice at least one of you to Norman off Nimble Needles.
Not to brag, but I have gotten pretty good at eyeballing what four inches looks like.
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Not to brag, but I have gotten pretty good at eyeballing what four inches looks like.
I mean… it’s not *good*, is it?
If you take this dogshit stat from the government at face value, "more than half of British families mainly get their news from the white nationalist child porn factory" feels like a thing that uhhhhhh maybe you might want to address?
If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I mean… it’s not *good*, is it?
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
If you take this dogshit stat from the government at face value, "more than half of British families mainly get their news from the white nationalist child porn factory" feels like a thing that uhhhhhh maybe you might want to address?
If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you take this dogshit stat from the government at face value, "more than half of British families mainly get their news from the white nationalist child porn factory" feels like a thing that uhhhhhh maybe you might want to address?
Were I taking photos of a property for sale I would simply move the cuck chair.
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Were I taking photos of a property for sale I would simply move the cuck chair.
Single handedly saving X (the everything app) by posting “@/grok give your head a wobble, lad.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Single handedly saving X (the everything app) by posting “@/grok give your head a wobble, lad.”
“Dear god, what are you doing?”
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
“Dear god, what are you doing?”
“Dear god, what are you doing?”
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
“Dear god, what are you doing?”
At one point during his disastrous run with Chelsea I remember seeing Fernando Torres charging into the penalty area, having the ball cut back to him on the midpoint of the 6 yard line, totally unmarked with the keeper out of position, and shanking it into row z. Anyway…
The government minister says she believes in using X "because of freedom of speech". (There are many platforms - 4chan, Stormfront - which it does not use).
The government is being asked to
(i) uphold the law
(ii) undertake a good faith review of its own guidelines for govt communications
The government is being asked to
(i) uphold the law
(ii) undertake a good faith review of its own guidelines for govt communications
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
At one point during his disastrous run with Chelsea I remember seeing Fernando Torres charging into the penalty area, having the ball cut back to him on the midpoint of the 6 yard line, totally unmarked with the keeper out of position, and shanking it into row z. Anyway…
Just had a minor panic attack but I checked and Cher’s fine.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Just had a minor panic attack but I checked and Cher’s fine.
I’ve been HoF eligible for three years and I’m still not in there. MY CONCERNS ARE VALID
The @brokenfrontier.bsky.social Awards ballot for voting goes up tomorrow. Every year someone gets confused about this and mistakes the BF Awards for the “Me a Random Dude on Social Media” Awards and gets very upset that their faves aren’t on the list. Don’t be that guy (it’s always a guy).
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’ve been HoF eligible for three years and I’m still not in there. MY CONCERNS ARE VALID
Pattern: “using straight needles…”
Me:
Me:
a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo
ALT: a man with a beard is saying no in a blurry photo
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Pattern: “using straight needles…”
Me:
Me:
Walz 2028, then.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Walz 2028, then.
Strike up the band.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Strike up the band.
It’s not exactly “Profiles In Courage” material, is it?
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It’s not exactly “Profiles In Courage” material, is it?
Lotta overnight experts on the ol’ petrodollar here on bluesky.
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Lotta overnight experts on the ol’ petrodollar here on bluesky.
It’s snowing. Way to understand the assignment, the weather.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 AM
It’s snowing. Way to understand the assignment, the weather.
This is terrifying.
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
This is terrifying.
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
When I am queen all workplaces will be legally mandated to supply a nice cheeseboard for the entirety of the first week back.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
When I am queen all workplaces will be legally mandated to supply a nice cheeseboard for the entirety of the first week back.
Tilly has managed to catch a stinking cold the weekend before going back to school. Because life is an endless parade of absurdity.
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Tilly has managed to catch a stinking cold the weekend before going back to school. Because life is an endless parade of absurdity.
Coward
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Coward
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
Get 20% off when you purchase either comic and a T-shirt! This includes any tees available in my store.
The discount is applied at checkout and will run til January 18th.
I'm going to let the stock run out. Idk when I will get them reprinted.
Tees won't be reprinted.
Scoobtoobins.com
The discount is applied at checkout and will run til January 18th.
I'm going to let the stock run out. Idk when I will get them reprinted.
Tees won't be reprinted.
Scoobtoobins.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Get 20% off when you purchase either comic and a T-shirt! This includes any tees available in my store.
The discount is applied at checkout and will run til January 18th.
I'm going to let the stock run out. Idk when I will get them reprinted.
Tees won't be reprinted.
Scoobtoobins.com
The discount is applied at checkout and will run til January 18th.
I'm going to let the stock run out. Idk when I will get them reprinted.
Tees won't be reprinted.
Scoobtoobins.com