cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
comicprintinguk.bsky.social
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. [email protected]
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Extremely bold to assume Johnson will be the sitting speaker by June.
Johnson to address UK Parliament to commemorate US’s 250th anniversary
Johnson to address UK Parliament to commemorate US’s 250th anniversary
House Speaker Mike Johnson will travel to London in June to address the United Kingdom’s Parliament, becoming the first sitting U.S. speaker to do so. Johnson announced his invitation on Wednesday, saying he was “honored and humbled” to accept the invite from Sir Lindsay Hoyle, speaker of the U.K. House of Commons, ahead of America’s 250th anniversary of independence. “The U.S. and the UK have stood together as pillars of peace and security across generations,” Johnson said in a statement. “We forged this important friendship in the great wars of the 20th century, but the true source of our strength comes from our shared commitment to individual freedom, human dignity, and the rule of law, which together form the exceptional, joint heritage of the English-speaking world.” Johnson’s trip will be one of many ceremonial events the U.S. has planned to commemorate this year’s anniversary around the country. “As America begins its Semiquincentennial celebration, I will be happy to visit one of the great shrines of democracy itself, where the principles that launched the long struggle for American liberty were debated and refined,” Johnson added. Though Johnson will be the first sitting speaker to address Parliament, Hoyle said he was pleased to continue a tradition from 50 years ago, when his predecessor invited then-Speaker Carl Albert to London to mark the 200th anniversary. Doing so, Hoyle added, continues to “acknowledge the enduring close relationship between our parliaments and people.” “Our UK Parliament is sited just miles away from where the cross-Atlantic relationship began more than 400 years ago,” Hoyle said in a statement distributed by Johnson’s office. “The courage of the Founding Fathers, who set sail on the Mayflower for the New World, built a bridge and connections across the Atlantic, which continues until today.”
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Is the Shalvey donation one I agree with? No. But is it one I can respect? Again, no.
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Anyway Tilly was up all night and I’ve caught her cold so I’m grumpy. But I’m also correct. Morally.
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I remain of the opinion that using your hazards to indicate that you’ve found a really convenient place to park for a bit should automatically attract three penalty points.
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The UK government needs to ban X at this stage. Getting off the platform is no longer anywhere near sufficient.
If you thought Elon Musk's “Grok” chatbot couldn't get worse, read my latest article: Grok isn't just undressing women, it's now putting swastika bikinis on them. One woman who was targeted is a recently-deceased Holocaust survivor.
BREAKING: X’s chatbot Grok isn’t just making AI porn deepfakes, it’s now making Nazi AI porn deepfakes, undressing women and showing them wearing “swastika bikinis”. Many of these women are Jewish, including a recently deceased Holocaust survivor.
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
“Come down off the cross, we can use the wood” is an S-tier line.
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Got bread in the oven, lads. On the plus side this means bread in the morning. But we must acknowledge the delta that is my need to remain awake to tend to the bread.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They should have let him run with “weird”. They should have had him saying “weird” every second of every appearance.
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Every day that goes by where DC haven’t put Ahmed on a mainline Bat book is a day DC have dropped the ball.
I posted this last night and wasn’t happy with certain parts so reposting after corrections

I like this new approach to Batman’s design, took 6 years of fan art to figure out but here we are!

#TheBatman 🦇🐈‍⬛
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ironically this gives me greater hope than ever that the potus might actually care if Ukraine survives.
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
friends fear he is casting on again
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Did… did his flight have a layover somewhere in Europe?
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is going to save Elon Musk a fortune.
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Do you know what’s insanely hard to get out of fabric? Orange oil.
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“When has America ever engaged in imperialism?” *wheezing, gagging, throwing up*
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.

JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
BUT. And this is crucial - there is the “I am no man” scene so you totally can’t call me misogynist… bitch.
Because there are (basically) no women in it?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It’s just a shame that the price is Greenland and also the deal won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on the moment Trump loses interest. Other than that it’s great.
Bloomberg: ‘BREAKING: The #US will agree to support a European-led military force in #Ukraine if it is attacked by #Russia again, according to a draft statement from today’s Paris summit seen by Bloomberg’ 1/
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Fuck me, she overhears us talking about taking the tree down and she goes full Swampy.
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Up next week on the hit podcast “well it’s not *good*, is it?”: Stephen Miller.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🎶 I know what I’ll do
I’ve made my choice
I will make my stand
I may not be the hero they need
But god I can still be a man.

The Protomen had NO RIGHT to go this hard after a 15 year gestation period. None. Look at Chinese Democracy, you’ve made it sad.
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Copies of my new book are here! 🎉 They’re beautiful editions - the @fantagraphics.bsky.social one has embossing and was designed by the awesome Kayla E, and the @futuropolis.bsky.social edition has bonus content (illustrated recipes!) This book took four years to make, and it’s finally here! 😊
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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"Autism doesn’t destroy families. Ignorance does." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
Our 11th most-read article of 2025. - - -Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children a...
buff.ly
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Sophie: “whatcha drinking?”

Me: “Neil Diamond smoothie?”

Sophie: “what’s it got in it?”

Me: “swede, carrot, lime…”
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM