andy, a melted mask
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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | They Steal Our Faces TTRPG | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa
currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
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rec me some good, weird music on Bandcamp; no restrictions
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
rec me some good, weird music on Bandcamp; no restrictions
rec me some good, weird music on Bandcamp; no restrictions
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
rec me some good, weird music on Bandcamp; no restrictions
anyone want to be friends? (if we are already friends please don't reply as it will create a fatal recursion loop)
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
anyone want to be friends? (if we are already friends please don't reply as it will create a fatal recursion loop)
man i hate plants, if you cut the arm off an animal that shit stays cut
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
man i hate plants, if you cut the arm off an animal that shit stays cut
universal basic income solves or significantly mitigates almost every serious problem in modern society, which is how you know the powerful people against it are benefiting from Your Problems
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
universal basic income solves or significantly mitigates almost every serious problem in modern society, which is how you know the powerful people against it are benefiting from Your Problems
every time i try to do anything administrative, picking through the inefficient bureaucracy, broken processes, phone labyrinths, dead ends, etc, i wonder how a normal person without hyperactive hyperintense brain function ever gets anything done
maybe i should start a business doing this for people
maybe i should start a business doing this for people
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
every time i try to do anything administrative, picking through the inefficient bureaucracy, broken processes, phone labyrinths, dead ends, etc, i wonder how a normal person without hyperactive hyperintense brain function ever gets anything done
maybe i should start a business doing this for people
maybe i should start a business doing this for people
i need to make some friends who like to play chess but are NOT good at chess because my son is rapidly exiting the second category and i don't like that
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i need to make some friends who like to play chess but are NOT good at chess because my son is rapidly exiting the second category and i don't like that
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
it's December and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: it's time for me to announce this year's Month of the Year
April
April
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it's December and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: it's time for me to announce this year's Month of the Year
April
April
last night i hallucinated that the bedroom was slowly being devoured by tiny termite-like worms and i woke up my fiancée IN REAL LIFE and told her about it and also warned her that the worms were going to fall on her face and eat her face away and it seemed so perfectly logical at the time
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
last night i hallucinated that the bedroom was slowly being devoured by tiny termite-like worms and i woke up my fiancée IN REAL LIFE and told her about it and also warned her that the worms were going to fall on her face and eat her face away and it seemed so perfectly logical at the time
i love Peep Show but if i showed it to my partner she would be instantly destroyed by it, so it's like i have this dangerous and deadly magical artifact in my pocket and Mark Corrigan is trapped inside
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i love Peep Show but if i showed it to my partner she would be instantly destroyed by it, so it's like i have this dangerous and deadly magical artifact in my pocket and Mark Corrigan is trapped inside
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the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
you shouldn't be allowed to vote for a game of the year until six months after the year ends, you should get jail time if you try
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
you shouldn't be allowed to vote for a game of the year until six months after the year ends, you should get jail time if you try
the worst thing about having principles is the slow realisation that most people have none
Wait I thought we all stopped using Spotify because of the ICE ads and how they don’t pay artists for songs and also all the AI songs, what’s with all the wrapped posts.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the worst thing about having principles is the slow realisation that most people have none
what if Hitman's real name is Forty Seven and his dad's name was Thirty Seven
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
what if Hitman's real name is Forty Seven and his dad's name was Thirty Seven
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Good afternoon, 47. The Muppet Theatre is hosting an extravagant premiere of Miss Piggy's latest feature film: Pig Trouble in Little China. But not everyone is happy about the hoggish success of the former Mrs The Frog. Eliminate her co-star Gonzo during the film. It's time to play the music, 47.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Good afternoon, 47. The Muppet Theatre is hosting an extravagant premiere of Miss Piggy's latest feature film: Pig Trouble in Little China. But not everyone is happy about the hoggish success of the former Mrs The Frog. Eliminate her co-star Gonzo during the film. It's time to play the music, 47.
sometimes my brain just says "zootopia abortion comic" for no reason
One of the worst things about being an editor is that sometimes, against any natural inclination you might have, you are professionally forced to Know Things
aftermath.site/zootopia-2-f...
aftermath.site/zootopia-2-f...
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
sometimes my brain just says "zootopia abortion comic" for no reason
shut down all IP crossovers except for Hitman and The Muppets, then also make a Hitman x Muppets
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
shut down all IP crossovers except for Hitman and The Muppets, then also make a Hitman x Muppets
bring back 90s cringe raps (raps written for kids cartoons in the 1990s)
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
bring back 90s cringe raps (raps written for kids cartoons in the 1990s)
more ADHD medication means more posts
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
more ADHD medication means more posts
the more time i spend in contact with the public service in New Zealand, the more i realise this country is held together with rubber bands and Helpful Intentions
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the more time i spend in contact with the public service in New Zealand, the more i realise this country is held together with rubber bands and Helpful Intentions
i think it's cool and fun to just pick something and learn more about it for no reason
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i think it's cool and fun to just pick something and learn more about it for no reason
the more power someone has, the more annoying you should be to them; i call this Melty's Law Of Reciprocal Irritation
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the more power someone has, the more annoying you should be to them; i call this Melty's Law Of Reciprocal Irritation
wishing i could draw, remembering that i actually can draw and i just don't do it very often, still not drawing, getting angry that i didn't draw anything, changing nothing about this process
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
wishing i could draw, remembering that i actually can draw and i just don't do it very often, still not drawing, getting angry that i didn't draw anything, changing nothing about this process
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A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.