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andy, a melted mask
@meltedmasks.me
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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | They Steal Our Faces TTRPG | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa

currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
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ah yes, genuinely love this weirdo; excellent shout
spider-man in an old green chair; he is tenting his fingers in a contemplative pose
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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three panels with miss piggy from the muppets looking fucking livid; in each panel the camera zooms closer to her insane eyes
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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finally we are doing some real collecting (of big cacti with moustaches)
me holding two Magic the Gathering cards, both depict a Final Fantasy VIII monster called Jumbo Cactuar, who is a huge cactud with a curly moustache; the text is for an ability called 10,000 needles, which gives the creature +9999/+0 until end of turn
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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when i introduce people to my new obsession
email text: "hi andy - i can't get into this ☺️"
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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you make a good joke in the office chat and people heart react instead of laugh react
desmond from smiling friends; an animated middle aged man in dirty clothes holds a revolver to his temple to indicate he wants to kill himself
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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my attitude to the complexities and nightmares of the universe
a screen on a stage with the phrase "the greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out" written in white text on a black background; a fashionable person sits undeneath wearing a party hat and speaking into a microphone
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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i don't understand the pokemon card market
a series of trade listings for pokemon cards and sets, and one listing for a $15 violin
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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frog tetris
two very quadrilateral frogs lying on top of each other; one is an orange frog in a square shape and the other is an l-shaped purple frog; the art style is messy and cartoonish
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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we already solved this James Bond problem, guys
the cover art for the cartoon James Bond Junior, with James Bond Junior standing in front of a bunch of racist villain designs and motorcycles
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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also some cute cards in the art series
four art series cards from the final fantasy magic the gathering series
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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unfortunately this weekend I discovered it's really fun to collect Final Fantasy MtG cards, here are some of the cooler cards I pulled so far
six magic the gathering cards from the final fantasy crossover set, one of them is a foil edition six magic the gathering cards from the final fantasy crossover
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I need to learn to draw more gooder, but only for dumb jokes
A sketch of a cacodemon with My Hero Cacodemia written above it in the style of My Hero Academia that's the joke
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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idk who this is for but if you're an artist with the right interests please draw it:

My Hero Cacodemia
a sprite of a cacodemon from doom
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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"father and son killed" oh thats so sad

"by swarm of asian giant hornets" okay thats a bit silly, i feel bad for thinking its silly

"while ziplining" come ON now
google news alert (stuff): "father and son killed by swarm of asian giant hornets while ziplining in laos"
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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a picture of the United Federation president from Sonic Adventure and Shadow the Hedgehog; the captoon in yellow text says "i'm going to blow up the white house, sonic. for more ball room."
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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15. Slay the Princess! i just really like this one; i like to think about it :)
screenshot from Slay the Princess, a black and white picture of a woman against a swirling backdrop; several different versions of her have collided and merged into a physical abomination, and one version of her chest contains a bloody but pristine knife; she seems sad, and that makes you feel sad
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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sometimes i half write email complains while on discord VC and forget about them until i actually have to send the email days later
an email partially written; the black text on a white screen says: "Hi Support Person, What the dog do? Jack me off apparently." under the text is a weird picture of a hamster with the word "hampter" written on it
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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strange how much of america and american politics this now summarises
homer simpson and marge simpson from the simpsons, looking ragged and chained up at the neck. homer looks smug and says "don't blame me, i voted for kodos"
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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my fiancée really knows my exact vibes when it comes to surprise gifts
cover of a book called "Serving in Time" by Gordon Eklund; a very 1970s cover shows people from different time periods -- knights, vikings, astronauts, victorian gentlemen -- against a purple and blue background; the head of a man with a moustache and curly sideburns is off to one side
October 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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the two genders
a red hat and a black hat on a shelf; the red hat says MERRY CHRISTMAS and the black hat says BAH HUMBUG
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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14. Silent Hill f! a different direction but still very silent hill, fantastic story to tell; finished once so far but i saw two other playthroughs by a friend; Hinako is an all-timer character imo; combat is... hmm. really good one-on-one but suffers A LOT in groups or narrow spaces; love this game
Silent Hill f screenshot; main character Hinako, a Japanese teen girl in a school uniform, walks down the foggy streets of a rural town
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Milhouse's dad from The Simpsons standing in a crappy hotel room looking divorced. His bed is shaped like a racing car. The altered quote says "I sleep in my racing car wife, do you?"
October 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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a black and white comic. panel 1 shows a man who has pissed his pants in public, a crowd is laughing at him. panel two shows the man who pissed himself looking smug and saying "heh. rent free" while surrounded by laughter
October 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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thinking of how to make a collection of the existing @umbrellacorphq.bsky.social posts, maybe like a zine or a little book with some art accompanying the content? make the notes look like actual Resident Evil notes, theme the digital texts as texts, etc.
a fake computer screen from Resident Evil 2 for the PS1
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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two, they should make a TV series for each member of NEXTWAVE that are all entirely different genres and tones (Machine Man struggling to find his place as a robot, Elsa Bloodstone fighting spooks, etc.) and then it all culminates in a NEXTWAVE film, the dumbest film you've ever seen in your life
part of a page from NEXTWAVE, starring Monica Rambeau Panel 1: Monica flies through the sky while saying "Oh God, now what... We didn't have to deal with this kind of thing in the Avengers." Panel 2: Flashback to Monica speaking to Captain America; Monica: "It's the Gamma-Activated Bull Men From Beyond the Nineteenth Perimeter--and they're NAKED."; Captain America: "Cover your eyes, go back to Avengers Mansion, and make my dinner." Panel 3: "Monica Rambeau, leader of the Nextwave Squad, lies all the time."
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM