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Brain Worms (https://brainworms.me) | They Steal Our Faces TTRPG | #mediacrit | writer dude | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa

currently playing: The Outer Worlds || Silent Hill f || ZZZ
ah yes, genuinely love this weirdo; excellent shout
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, help me move my couch
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
amazing! wild that it seems so revolutionary to just... follow the data and abide by experimental outcomes
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
if you mean the revolution where we all grab sharp sticks and violently tear down the AI data centers, absolutely
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
personally i would rather saw off my own feet and have my eyeballs set on fire than involve "AI" in any part of my life, but yes housing is extremely important
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
unlike the grass in my garden which is annoyingly strong
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this incredibly dumb post about grass made someone unfollow me
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
honestly, i find it so strange because when i was younger i Social Anxiety'd so hard i would rather have DIED than make a phone call, but post-recovery i'm like "sure i'll speak to three separate government departments about their inadequate citizen protections idgaf"
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you nearly took TWO hams? outrageous
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
oh you need to talk to the Inland Revenue Department, complain about an employee, dispute your rent, get a refund on a broken product, organise your banking? give a handful of dollars to Andy Corp and i will do that annoying thing so hard the foundations of society will shudder
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
dang it
Welcome, friend, to hypnagogic/hypnogogic hallucinations! It’s a sleep state that’s kinda like inverted sleep paralysis! We have fun here
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
probably forever... i definitely remember a few from my early childhood (silhouette of a man sitting on my bed at 3am still haunts my memories)

i've had plenty of lucid dreams before so maybe i need to start trying to exert some power over these things; also the treatment is better sleep LOL
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i'm not having fun and also lucy is not having fun, and also they are never nice things... like why can't i magic up a visit from Keanu Reeves instead of MORE SPIDERS

ALSO also, my brain has enough unscheduled parties during the day
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
welcome to my head!
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM