Joey McAllister
@joeymcallister.com
Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Pinned
No kings.
No cowards.
No cowards.
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no context screen grab
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
no context screen grab
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November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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SPPD chief Henry’s statement directly contradicted by the photo beneath it. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
SPPD chief Henry’s statement directly contradicted by the photo beneath it. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
I just realized that the reason I always wanted this can-shaped sauce on a serving platter at Thanksgiving dinner was because I never took Thanksgiving seriously as a holiday and this perfectly encapsulated it for me.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I just realized that the reason I always wanted this can-shaped sauce on a serving platter at Thanksgiving dinner was because I never took Thanksgiving seriously as a holiday and this perfectly encapsulated it for me.
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
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Whatever relative goodwill the SPPD had banked up was absolutely torched today by their actions on the East Side.
Truly shameful.
@melvincarter.bsky.social @mayorher.bsky.social I genuinely hope you understand how enraged and disgusted the people of our city are right now.
Truly shameful.
@melvincarter.bsky.social @mayorher.bsky.social I genuinely hope you understand how enraged and disgusted the people of our city are right now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Whatever relative goodwill the SPPD had banked up was absolutely torched today by their actions on the East Side.
Truly shameful.
@melvincarter.bsky.social @mayorher.bsky.social I genuinely hope you understand how enraged and disgusted the people of our city are right now.
Truly shameful.
@melvincarter.bsky.social @mayorher.bsky.social I genuinely hope you understand how enraged and disgusted the people of our city are right now.
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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I've taken a deep dive into the DOGE bro's open source software code commits to verify they never wrote (or even oversaw) any code beyond culture war messaging. It's all trivial stuff like this: taking out the "nonbiary" option on some form.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I've taken a deep dive into the DOGE bro's open source software code commits to verify they never wrote (or even oversaw) any code beyond culture war messaging. It's all trivial stuff like this: taking out the "nonbiary" option on some form.
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This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
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From the new HBO documentary Thoughts & Prayers that looks into the impact of the $3 billion active shooter preparedness industry on schools and communities.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
From the new HBO documentary Thoughts & Prayers that looks into the impact of the $3 billion active shooter preparedness industry on schools and communities.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
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“Claire Lingon handed out water and tissue paper to people who were tear-gassed by St. Paul police. She said the home’s tenants have young children who are always playing in the yard.” sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
Council member criticizes St. Paul police conduct during federal arrest
Hundreds of demonstrators confronted dozens of federal agents and St. Paul police Tuesday as authorities arrested a man at a home on Rose Avenue on the East Side.
sahanjournal.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Claire Lingon handed out water and tissue paper to people who were tear-gassed by St. Paul police. She said the home’s tenants have young children who are always playing in the yard.” sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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autocorrect has me out here telling @coloneloolong.bsky.social it’s coming down like skeets out here
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
autocorrect has me out here telling @coloneloolong.bsky.social it’s coming down like skeets out here
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We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
Ok but I think maybe Wes Anderson could do a killer Mathnet for real.
Guillermo del Toro’s Mathnet
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ok but I think maybe Wes Anderson could do a killer Mathnet for real.
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Guillermo del Toro’s Mathnet
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Mathnet
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If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
Guillermo Del Toro’s Ridley Scott’s Legend
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Guillermo Del Toro’s Ridley Scott’s Legend
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New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
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TY I was there and did get pepper sprayed & tear gassed, along with colleagues l, reporters like MPR & many community too. ICE & police will lie and spin it, but ppl showed up peacefully and calmly as legal observers and ICE/sppd escalated and inflicted extreme violence on residents & community.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
TY I was there and did get pepper sprayed & tear gassed, along with colleagues l, reporters like MPR & many community too. ICE & police will lie and spin it, but ppl showed up peacefully and calmly as legal observers and ICE/sppd escalated and inflicted extreme violence on residents & community.
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Wild @pioneerpress.bsky.social article by @frederickmelo.bsky.social and @maragottfried.bsky.social
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
Protesters gather as federal agents take man into custody at St. Paul home
Two state lawmakers, a city council member and journalists were struck by projectiles or chemical irritants.
www.twincities.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Wild @pioneerpress.bsky.social article by @frederickmelo.bsky.social and @maragottfried.bsky.social
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
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3 journalists were either gassed, pepper sprayed, or hit with pepper balls today. One of them (a Minnesota Public Radio journalist) had to be hospitalized.
Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.
Just a sickening rampage
Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.
Just a sickening rampage
Wild @pioneerpress.bsky.social article by @frederickmelo.bsky.social and @maragottfried.bsky.social
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
Hit by tear gas/OC or police projectiles today:
State Rep. Athena Hollins (St. Paul), Rep. Liish Kozlowski (Duluth), St. Paul City Council VP HwaJeong Kim, and at least 3 journalists.
Protesters gather as federal agents take man into custody at St. Paul home
Two state lawmakers, a city council member and journalists were struck by projectiles or chemical irritants.
www.twincities.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
3 journalists were either gassed, pepper sprayed, or hit with pepper balls today. One of them (a Minnesota Public Radio journalist) had to be hospitalized.
Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.
Just a sickening rampage
Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.
Just a sickening rampage
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Here's a YouTube short that shows more or less shows the entirety of what happened right before St. Paul Police went on their little rampage (spoiler: no one protesting did anything remotely violent) youtube.com/shorts/A3bXg...
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Here's a YouTube short that shows more or less shows the entirety of what happened right before St. Paul Police went on their little rampage (spoiler: no one protesting did anything remotely violent) youtube.com/shorts/A3bXg...
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.