Demon Car
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I am physically strong enough to carry 2 normal sized goats up a medium size hill with a rise/run of 1/1. They call me: "husband material"
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Online mummification courses free
Mummy certification
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I like the cut of your jib, the jut of your crib, the butt of your crab, the crag of your job, the back of your ass, the grab of your hand
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This locket was given to me by my mother. It's all I have left of her
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Gaping like a fish in the club
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Betsy Ross Museum adjacent post
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The Nobel Prize for Being a Soggy Bitch is still in play
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To counter a bad jobs report a c-suite executive may engage in a threat display, inflating their throat sack and jiggling in place
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No, Pete Crow-Armstrong was a character created by novelist Stephen King
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This guy's gonna bring down Shawshank from the inside I just know it
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Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today
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Noggin. Noodle. Cabeza. No matter what you call it, your head is pivotal to your well-being
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It's home to five burgers, how could it be bad?
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BOYFRIEND: It's your turn to buy a round of drinks, Amelia
AMELIA: No square glasses. Got it
BOYFRIEND: I'll just take whatever they have in the well
AMELIA: So...groundwater?
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Keep swinging. You'll get there
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Leave the leaves
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It’s time for one of the easiest things you can do for wildlife: just #LeaveTheLeaves! Leaves are vital homes & winter shelter! 🐝
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Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
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And its power is directly proportional to the force with which you deploy it. If you had ever used a resurrection stick you would know this
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RIP Wimpy from Popeye, you would have loved paying for a hamburger in four easy installments with Klarna
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My whole situation is out for delivery
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Bring the submarine to periscope depth. Daddy wants a peek
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Down pencils down periscope down comforter
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Anyone have any favorite YT painting personalities, especially ones who do tutorials? Any medium will do
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Singing a solid middle C before consuming a brussel sprout