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keelin 🧛‍♀️

@keelin12ft.bsky.social

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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Friend of Razzball • Chicago! • She/her Other: tech (design/research, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · Jul 4

The first time I went to Detroit was for a Tigers game, and my brother tried to convince me this was a statue to honor Doug Fister lmao.

The Joe Louis fist statue in Detroit. It’s a black arm with a fist at the end of it.

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 35m

He’s looking like a little Precious Moments figurine.

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 36m

His blush is crazy today.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 41m

Mike Johnson: "This hate America rally that they have coming up for October 18? The antifa crowd, the pro-Hamas crowd, and the Marxists, they're all gonna gather on the Mall. It is an outrageous gathering for outrageous purposes ... all this has gotta come to an end."

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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 2h

This is rapidly becoming everyone’s problem. For many people ICE in Chicago remains kind of an abstraction, but they are coming for your block.

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 2h

Don’t ask Mr. Wendal if he thinks Chicago is a war zone because he’s out here every day fighting the gawt dayum Halloween decorations.

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 3h

Good morning everyone!

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 20h

Hahahahahahahhaha

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 20h

Nothing summarizes our insane society quite like the Speaker of the House suggesting an 82 year-old country artist for the Super Bowl halftime show.

Mike Johnson suggests Lee Greenwood over Bad Bunny for Super Bowl halftime

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson suggests that Lee Greenwood, not Bad Bunny, should perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this season.

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 20h

joker says '
FACT:
A HATER IS SOMEONE WHO IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.'

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 20h

The circumcision one certainly isn’t helping the pedophile claims.

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 22h

This map confirms what I have felt about the University of Missouri being in the SEC.

a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here written on the bottom

ALT: a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here written on the bottom

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 23h

Accidental Bronson!

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a specialized brand.

keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to fit “Mississippi Delta Born, Southern Appalachia Raised, Great Lakes Rooted” on a belt buckle.

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 3d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.