Kevin Tompkins
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• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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Analytical Darlings
Kevin takes an early look at 2026 drafts through an analytical lens.
www.thehuddle.com
In my latest on The Huddle, I put on my hat and crystal ball to predict the first round of 2026 fantasy football drafts, knowing what we know right now! 🏈
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
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Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
I don’t have ADHD anymore.
I upgraded, so now, it’s AD4K.
I upgraded, so now, it’s AD4K.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I don’t have ADHD anymore.
I upgraded, so now, it’s AD4K.
I upgraded, so now, it’s AD4K.
There's fucking disgusting and then levels worse, Donald Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
There's fucking disgusting and then levels worse, Donald Trump.
Manifesting Penn State Berks Head Coach John Harbaugh
Manifesting Penn State Head Coach John Harbaugh
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Manifesting Penn State Berks Head Coach John Harbaugh
oh HELL YEAH
Mike Gesicki was always the fish play when four Bengals tight ends routinely get routes and Hudson ran as many routes as Gesicki last week
Mike Gesicki was always the fish play when four Bengals tight ends routinely get routes and Hudson ran as many routes as Gesicki last week
no, YOU just put Tanner Hudson in your Thanksgiving DFS lineup
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
oh HELL YEAH
Mike Gesicki was always the fish play when four Bengals tight ends routinely get routes and Hudson ran as many routes as Gesicki last week
Mike Gesicki was always the fish play when four Bengals tight ends routinely get routes and Hudson ran as many routes as Gesicki last week
Jason Garrett strutting around the booth like he invented the sportcoat and jeans look
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jason Garrett strutting around the booth like he invented the sportcoat and jeans look
On a scale of 0-80, how Likely are you to keep a tighter grip on the football when crossing the goal line?
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
On a scale of 0-80, how Likely are you to keep a tighter grip on the football when crossing the goal line?
I guess if you're going to have the most controversial rule in football, you stick it in the late game when half the country is sleeping or drunk
Better than at 1 PM ET, so we need to talk about it all day
Better than at 1 PM ET, so we need to talk about it all day
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I guess if you're going to have the most controversial rule in football, you stick it in the late game when half the country is sleeping or drunk
Better than at 1 PM ET, so we need to talk about it all day
Better than at 1 PM ET, so we need to talk about it all day
these Ravens uniforms should be the primary home uniform, they're sharp
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
these Ravens uniforms should be the primary home uniform, they're sharp
fully convinced that nobody making these commercials has ever interacted with human beings
I'm very sure people dressed in team-specific NFL gear are at the airport waiting for a flight
"time to cheer on the Bills in the Des Moines airport on my flight to Salt Lake City!"
- nobody, ever
I'm very sure people dressed in team-specific NFL gear are at the airport waiting for a flight
"time to cheer on the Bills in the Des Moines airport on my flight to Salt Lake City!"
- nobody, ever
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
fully convinced that nobody making these commercials has ever interacted with human beings
I'm very sure people dressed in team-specific NFL gear are at the airport waiting for a flight
"time to cheer on the Bills in the Des Moines airport on my flight to Salt Lake City!"
- nobody, ever
I'm very sure people dressed in team-specific NFL gear are at the airport waiting for a flight
"time to cheer on the Bills in the Des Moines airport on my flight to Salt Lake City!"
- nobody, ever
hell yeah, love when Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey extol the virtues of AI to us plebs
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hell yeah, love when Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey extol the virtues of AI to us plebs
TINSLEY NATION LET'S GO
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
TINSLEY NATION LET'S GO
I can't imagine going onto Peacock to watch Kurt Benkert play a video game while actual NFL football is on
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can't imagine going onto Peacock to watch Kurt Benkert play a video game while actual NFL football is on
maybe CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens should party more in Vegas, the Cowboys are 3-0 since 👀
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
maybe CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens should party more in Vegas, the Cowboys are 3-0 since 👀
i should get DK points for Turpin falling on that football
I need all I can get right now as somebody who was ballsy enough to start him as leverage against (hilarious to say) Mitchell Tinsley
I need all I can get right now as somebody who was ballsy enough to start him as leverage against (hilarious to say) Mitchell Tinsley
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i should get DK points for Turpin falling on that football
I need all I can get right now as somebody who was ballsy enough to start him as leverage against (hilarious to say) Mitchell Tinsley
I need all I can get right now as somebody who was ballsy enough to start him as leverage against (hilarious to say) Mitchell Tinsley
Rashee Rice is an absolute MANIAC
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Rashee Rice is an absolute MANIAC
Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Post Malone looking like he's trying to get a job at Chotchkie's with that jacket
Dana White is a blithering, abusive dipshit and UFC is garbage
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dana White is a blithering, abusive dipshit and UFC is garbage
why did Malik Davis look like the fastest man on planet Earth just now
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
why did Malik Davis look like the fastest man on planet Earth just now
Miami is the AFC Playoffs equivalent of giving your young sibling the unplugged second controller while you're playing a game, and then saying, "yeah! you're doing it!!"
CBS just showed Miami as being “in the hunt” which is just adorable.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Miami is the AFC Playoffs equivalent of giving your young sibling the unplugged second controller while you're playing a game, and then saying, "yeah! you're doing it!!"
one day, I'm hoping we get an update to this Knowshon Moreno pic
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
one day, I'm hoping we get an update to this Knowshon Moreno pic
the back-foot throws from Jordan Love will doom him
not on this day, though
not on this day, though
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the back-foot throws from Jordan Love will doom him
not on this day, though
not on this day, though
The surprise of Burkhardt/Brady that a team would try to convert on 4th down just shows how deep in the weeds the NFL industrial complex is with analytics and how to actually coach to win instead of not lose
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The surprise of Burkhardt/Brady that a team would try to convert on 4th down just shows how deep in the weeds the NFL industrial complex is with analytics and how to actually coach to win instead of not lose
Nobody who has ever directed a cell phone commercial has once interacted with a human being
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Nobody who has ever directed a cell phone commercial has once interacted with a human being
*taps the sign*
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*taps the sign*
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dontayvion Wicks has always been the best Packers wide receiver