Kevin Tompkins
@ktompkinsii.bsky.social
• garden-variety shitposter
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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Analytical Darlings
Kevin takes an early look at 2026 drafts through an analytical lens.
www.thehuddle.com
In my latest on The Huddle, I put on my hat and crystal ball to predict the first round of 2026 fantasy football drafts, knowing what we know right now! 🏈
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
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Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
I finally blocked all of the rage baiting recipe accounts
because when it’s never been more expensive to eat in this country, these people are wasting hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on food to make CONTENT while people are going hungry
and I KNOW they aren’t donating any food to pantries
because when it’s never been more expensive to eat in this country, these people are wasting hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on food to make CONTENT while people are going hungry
and I KNOW they aren’t donating any food to pantries
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I finally blocked all of the rage baiting recipe accounts
because when it’s never been more expensive to eat in this country, these people are wasting hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on food to make CONTENT while people are going hungry
and I KNOW they aren’t donating any food to pantries
because when it’s never been more expensive to eat in this country, these people are wasting hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on food to make CONTENT while people are going hungry
and I KNOW they aren’t donating any food to pantries
I’m surprised the NFL didn’t flex Shedeur Sanders and the Browns into one of the Thanksgiving games today
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m surprised the NFL didn’t flex Shedeur Sanders and the Browns into one of the Thanksgiving games today
If only Brad Gaines' swimmers had finished fifth as well
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If only Brad Gaines' swimmers had finished fifth as well
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
Person obsessed with trans people says:
![Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_•5h
They're obsessed with race
Defiant L's
RTM
@DefiantLs • 20h
Joy Reid on Jennifer Welch's podcast:
"Wouldn't it be the most perfect MAGA
fairytale if [JD Vance] finally sees the light that he needs a white queen [Erika Kirk] instead of this brown Hindu [Usha Vance]."
What a trash comment.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Person obsessed with trans people says:
lmao no fucking way there it is
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
lmao no fucking way there it is
the Jordon Hudson crashout is going just as well as one would assume lmao
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the Jordon Hudson crashout is going just as well as one would assume lmao
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
📣 ACCOUNT NEWS:
Fear not, fabulous followers, this account will not miss a beat due to the holiday. If there is news, it will be reported.
Spread the word 🫡
Fear not, fabulous followers, this account will not miss a beat due to the holiday. If there is news, it will be reported.
Spread the word 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
📣 ACCOUNT NEWS:
Fear not, fabulous followers, this account will not miss a beat due to the holiday. If there is news, it will be reported.
Spread the word 🫡
Fear not, fabulous followers, this account will not miss a beat due to the holiday. If there is news, it will be reported.
Spread the word 🫡
when a YouTube video starts with some iteration of "guys, fellas or boys", you immediately lose me
as if women don't play video games or play fantasy football or something
as if women don't play video games or play fantasy football or something
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
when a YouTube video starts with some iteration of "guys, fellas or boys", you immediately lose me
as if women don't play video games or play fantasy football or something
as if women don't play video games or play fantasy football or something
PACKERS
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
The Bills have released WR Elijah Moore.
The Bills have released WR Elijah Moore.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
PACKERS
Dire Dire Docks from Super Mario 64, but when the drums kick in
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dire Dire Docks from Super Mario 64, but when the drums kick in
pies, ranked
1 - Peach
2 - Dutch Apple
3 - Key Lime
4 - Blackberry (no, really)
5 - Lemon Meringue
6 - Strawberry Rhubarb
7 - Blueberry
8-infinity - all other pies except one
last - Cherry
1 - Peach
2 - Dutch Apple
3 - Key Lime
4 - Blackberry (no, really)
5 - Lemon Meringue
6 - Strawberry Rhubarb
7 - Blueberry
8-infinity - all other pies except one
last - Cherry
big day for pie on this app, huh?
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
pies, ranked
1 - Peach
2 - Dutch Apple
3 - Key Lime
4 - Blackberry (no, really)
5 - Lemon Meringue
6 - Strawberry Rhubarb
7 - Blueberry
8-infinity - all other pies except one
last - Cherry
1 - Peach
2 - Dutch Apple
3 - Key Lime
4 - Blackberry (no, really)
5 - Lemon Meringue
6 - Strawberry Rhubarb
7 - Blueberry
8-infinity - all other pies except one
last - Cherry
hook this to my fucking veins #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hook this to my fucking veins #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
LaFleur casually forgetting that inactives have to be in 90 minutes before kickoff is a good bit
🔁 @32BeatWriters retweeted
@mattschneidman LaFleur on whether Jayden Reed will play Thursday: “You’ll find out Thursday at noon.”
@mattschneidman LaFleur on whether Jayden Reed will play Thursday: “You’ll find out Thursday at noon.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
LaFleur casually forgetting that inactives have to be in 90 minutes before kickoff is a good bit
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
big day for pie on this app, huh?
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
big day for pie on this app, huh?
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
here's the thing:
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
here's the thing:
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
if it was Bryce Young making that throw, the impeachment proceedings would have started before the end of the hour
I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that the Jordan Love prayer throw to Dontayvion Wicks was a #goodthrow
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if it was Bryce Young making that throw, the impeachment proceedings would have started before the end of the hour
I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that the Jordan Love prayer throw to Dontayvion Wicks was a #goodthrow
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that the Jordan Love prayer throw to Dontayvion Wicks was a #goodthrow
Awfully convenient that the company that fraudulently charged me hundreds of dollars (also my wireless carrier) can't find the charge, even though it was charged to the same card as my cell service each month
and the transactions page on their website happens to be "down for maintenance"
and the transactions page on their website happens to be "down for maintenance"
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Awfully convenient that the company that fraudulently charged me hundreds of dollars (also my wireless carrier) can't find the charge, even though it was charged to the same card as my cell service each month
and the transactions page on their website happens to be "down for maintenance"
and the transactions page on their website happens to be "down for maintenance"
here's the thing:
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
here's the thing:
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I may be wrong, but at least it's a take I'm more than willing to back up my takes instead of giving milquetoast, broad-stroke fantasy analysis that's plaguing most of the fantasy football industrial complex
It feels like very few people have honest opinions anymore in the space
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think you can miss me with any recommendation to pick up Devin Neal (or any Saints running back, for that matter)
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the fantasy football industrial complex needs to take a breather on this one
the absolute funniest thing imaginable would be for Philip Rivers to get in the HOF in 2026, his first year of eligibility (it prob won't happen)
I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the absolute funniest thing imaginable would be for Philip Rivers to get in the HOF in 2026, his first year of eligibility (it prob won't happen)
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
no, YOU just put Tanner Hudson in your Thanksgiving DFS lineup
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
no, YOU just put Tanner Hudson in your Thanksgiving DFS lineup
I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I love the “you can’t tell the story of the NFL without Eli Manning” argument as to why he’s a Hall of Famer.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.
We’re not telling stories, we’re putting the best players in the history of football in the HOF.
At no time was Eli ever a top player at his own position (or family), let alone the NFL.