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Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit."

"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.

"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.

In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.

"Maybe"
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this show is good
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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2/20 on Netflix!
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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I cannot wait for this show.
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Strip Law drops on @netflix.com February 20th, 2026. Please do not tell Netflix. We’re gonna get in so much trouble.
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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now THIS is pod racing
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage x Strip Law
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
ask not for whom the dil berts
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The man for the moment
Governor Gavin Newsom speaks out against a proposed initiative to tax California billionaires: “This will be defeated — there’s no question in my mind... I’ll do what I have to do to protect the state."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposal to Tax Billionaires in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Governor Gavin Newsom speaks out against a proposed initiative to tax California billionaires: “This will be defeated — there’s no question in my mind... I’ll do what I have to do to protect the state."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposal to Tax Billionaires in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I keep seeing people asking why the police aren't arresting ICE or protecting people from ICE and I desperately need you to understand that the police aren't protecting you from ICE because protecting YOU is not and never has been their function and that's why we need to defund them.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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ICE rammed into a car at 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino’s they crashed into.

They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now.
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i wonder if regular people will imitate the epa and stop considering the sanctity of the lives standing between them and their objectives
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
what is the phone i spend all day staring at if not the beach that makes you old
January 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
the idea that the computer makes your shopping decisions is the only thing that can get these ghouls horny anymore
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
this kills the herbert
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
do the guys who think about Rome 5 times a day or whatever ever think about Cicero?
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM