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Turkullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
it's such business bitch brain that the AI commercials have artists asking the computer to explain what their own style is to them
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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We must defeat AI kitsch by spreading vintage, handcrafted kitsch
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
the google autocomplete for just the word "realistic"
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
"I'm using chatgpt to make thanksgiving dinner this year!" *family finds me suicided in kitchen next to turkey filled with gummy worms*
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i think about the achewood where little nephew goes on the burger king message board all the time
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i hate bigot graham linehan for what he did to hungry Irish comedy writer graham linehan
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i just spontaneously yelled "this is wonderful" at this

youtu.be/sOuGDnBsEkE?...
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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“Gravyboat Lighthouse” commercial from “Conan” back in 2010.
One of the stupidest things we ever did, from the brilliant mind of Andres du Bouchet. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #Thanksgiving 
youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si… via @YouTube
Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Cactus Chef
https://youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si…
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Spider can breathe on Pandora now!? Ooooh it's over for you motherfuckers
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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As I understand it, Dick Cheney died jacking off to anime
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
you can run on the lions huh?
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if we all must have a hot take cranberry sauce people just admit you like putting jelly on your food
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Fiona 🦮
Adult female Husky
Adoptable from City of Los Angeles South LA Animal Shelter (Los Angeles, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fiona-79699802/ca/los-angeles/city-of-los-angeles-south-la-animal-shelter-ca766/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ive heard of Geese "Getting Killed" but GOFF Getting Killed!?
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
shoutout to the crazy old wizard who yells the words they name medicines after
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this thanksgiving bet together like never before is so RoboCop i wanna die
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
big thanks to Fake Sam Elliott for the John Madden narration
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i guess im live tweeting the football commercials
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i hate the homes dot com people i can tell they think theyre better than me
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
using AI to show my kids their grandmother has forgotten them in heaven
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
happy thanksgristle
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM