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(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
weirdly did not hear back on this
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
weirdly did not hear back on this
i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week
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our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings
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November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
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Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad
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What if...your flag had lights on it...that way, you could always fly it. Even when it is most darkest of all. Night.
New YKS!
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New YKS!
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What if...your flag had lights on it...that way, you could always fly it. Even when it is most darkest of all. Night.
New YKS!
linktr.ee/ykspod
New YKS!
linktr.ee/ykspod
i swear i just had olivia nuzzi's buccal fat right here. did anyone see what i did with it? it was like...one minute it was here and then bam. gone. i'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck haha. but hey thats getting older. turning into my dad. now where oh where is that crazy buccal fat!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i swear i just had olivia nuzzi's buccal fat right here. did anyone see what i did with it? it was like...one minute it was here and then bam. gone. i'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck haha. but hey thats getting older. turning into my dad. now where oh where is that crazy buccal fat!
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Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
Oh fuck! I just got fired from Gersh! Buhhh
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh fuck! I just got fired from Gersh! Buhhh
Mild Mitch they're calling him
Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Mild Mitch they're calling him
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Another one! We finally put a headstone on Miketober 666 with the great Suspiria and the even greater Gareth Reynolds! (This one IS a Halloween trick, so scroll back to Oct 31 in your RSS and Patreon feeds to grab it!)
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November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Another one! We finally put a headstone on Miketober 666 with the great Suspiria and the even greater Gareth Reynolds! (This one IS a Halloween trick, so scroll back to Oct 31 in your RSS and Patreon feeds to grab it!)
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
if you dont think its ok to say "megyn kelly should be killed" then you should have to be on her personal security team
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
if you dont think its ok to say "megyn kelly should be killed" then you should have to be on her personal security team
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November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
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This episode is also very special: for the first time ever, I act. In this episode, I take on a role made famous by legendary Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Who had the superior rendition? I'll let you decide...
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This episode is also very special: for the first time ever, I act. In this episode, I take on a role made famous by legendary Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Who had the superior rendition? I'll let you decide...