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Maybe an u popular position on this website but in my opinion, with a little bit of ketchup, some mustard and a hoagie roll, poop can actually be good to eat.
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i actually agree with jamelle bouie that democrats can get a lot of shit done if they just lie about what they're trying to do. in fact, they do it all the time. but theres just one problem,
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
sorry to the probably chinese guy driving my robot vacuum around my house. i thought the bathroom door was closed. dont put my balls on weibo
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Achtung-tied.

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January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Well it's a new, bad year & my podcast THE OUTFIT is new with the first episode of our first-ever LIMITED SERIES: "AL CAPONE ALL-AMERICAN." If you are a fan of podcasts like "Blowback" or "The Rest is History," let me explain a bit on why I believe it's relevant: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Al Capone All-American: Young Capone & Frankie Yale
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 01/08/2026 · 1h
podcasts.apple.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I know everyone's mad at me for working at the New York Times. But here's the thing. They actually PAY me to do it. So that's why. It's not like I want to or anything. I just write articles and crap like that because then I get money afterwards. So, yeah, that's basically why.
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
this would piss me off. get up old man
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
you dont understand. i HAVE to work for the NYT. its where i work at!
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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im beginning to feel like im a game god game god.....We're Killing Slim Shady! Now!

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January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
(guy who isnt sure if he has ulcerative colitis, fatty liver disease, or moderate to severe plaque soriasis) hey man do you know what time the football game is on
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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That’s only 3 months of STI tests
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
just ate some beef jerky so spicy im actually looking forward to the diarrhea later. my ass is gonna be hovering
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
fun january ritual -- checking that deductible tracker again. time to lock in boys!!
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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ok football is over for tonight so you can listen now and also i can properly tag our friend, jf @jessefarrar.com.
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
they should come out with a funny ass meme. that woudl be funny as fucking shit
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Don't "drop the ball" and miss your chance to get a YKS hat or hoodie! Our first Merch Dump Drop closes at 11:59pm CT -- and then "the year of shit" can begin!

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January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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2025 was a big year, and I am hopeful that 2026 will bring more prosperity, so indulge in an insanely self-promotional thread of shit I did this year--first & foremost my podcast The Outfit, whose thesis is that organized crime explains America and the world. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Outfit
History Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to The Outfit — where each week, a fascinating (and often hilarious) Mafia story reveals something deeper about the way our society works. Hosted by Alana Ho...
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December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
good shit
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
love to defray, hate to incur
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
well thats totally insane 👍
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
last night i ate about 1lb of salami and pepperoni then immediately went to bed. so i had nightmares about chugging water and woke up feeling like i had sucked on a paper towel all night. so tonight im just going to eat a bunch of paper towels and see what happens
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Well, THAT fuckin sucked. Who needs a macaroni picture that says "I luv u dad"??

Get yourself a good gift instead!

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December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM