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i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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As this riff starts, please try to guess where it ends up (w/ Jesse Farrar)

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November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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weirdly did not hear back on this
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess.

if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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bom video
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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walking into a meeting with my representatives at Gersh just hoping they forgot they kicked my happy meal ass up and down the street last week
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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awesome.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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oh baby

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November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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4 social media posts in a row. Susan Wottles says, I've realized I'm fine having never had a pear in my life like who cares. keep telling me how good they are I'll never have one. Wendy Groat says, when you were in school did they teach you about cars? why didnt they teach us about them? we should have known about the parts of the car, steering wheel, the buttons. Jorin Gleat says, I really think in this age you could truly say that trying to buy restaurant food nowadays is like learning another “language.” Ken Wombt says, I remember everything from being a baby and I wish I could be a baby. Aside: (I don’t know any of the car buttons)
October 21, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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What if...your flag had lights on it...that way, you could always fly it. Even when it is most darkest of all. Night.

New YKS!

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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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i swear i just had olivia nuzzi's buccal fat right here. did anyone see what i did with it? it was like...one minute it was here and then bam. gone. i'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck haha. but hey thats getting older. turning into my dad. now where oh where is that crazy buccal fat!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Oh! Getting a phone call from my manager at Gersh. Cool. I wonder if they want to congratulate me on my recent interview with an infamous booger eating nazi. I'll pick this up now, starting the call off with my signature optimistic hello.

HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Huh
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Oh fuck! I just got fired from Gersh! Buhhh
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Mild Mitch they're calling him
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November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Another one! We finally put a headstone on Miketober 666 with the great Suspiria and the even greater Gareth Reynolds! (This one IS a Halloween trick, so scroll back to Oct 31 in your RSS and Patreon feeds to grab it!)

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November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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if you dont think its ok to say "megyn kelly should be killed" then you should have to be on her personal security team
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It's Nuzlocke Night. What the fuck is Nuzlocke Night?

twitch.tv/gooffkings
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM