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JF @jessefarrar.com · 19h

im thinking i might start an argument with an elderly truck driver which then escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in me being stabbed multiple times, hospitalized, arrested, charged with a felony, and presumably fired then blackballed from my lucrative industry. anyone else?

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 4d

because the other guys are charlie kirk

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

if i could kiss my own legs id never leave the house

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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 5d

This Halloween, the devil's in the details...

MIKETOBER 6:66

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 5d

i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

that just might work if you can be smug enough

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

charlie kirks neck has a big hole in it. does that hurt your feelings?

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 5d

Well there's only one way to find out.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 5d

Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 5d

The show must go on. Today on The Outfit, we venture to the UK & the Kray twins: East End mob lords, London's most famous gangsters, and--less known--the Jeffrey Epstein(s) of their day, blackmailing high society:

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The Outfit

History Podcast · Updated Weekly · Welcome to The Outfit — where each week, a fascinating (and often hilarious) Mafia story reveals something deeper about the way our society works. Hosted by Alana Ho...

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 6d

you are a loser

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 6d

heidi klum you better have one hell of a halloween costume this year. we got a lot ridin on this one, girl

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 6d

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 6d

mfw the situation at hand calls for something of an askance view on matters...

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 8d

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.

And I do dare!

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 7d

love watching my dog roll around on the carpet with his gut full of $700 worth of medicine. enjoy it my man. i gotta go to work

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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 9d

The entire earth is full of scams. Now, let's fill up the stars.

New YKS!

linktr.ee/ykspod

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 9d

stupid guy 👇

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

now this is comedy

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 10d

rewatching one of the oceangate documentaries and it is kind of fascinating watching covid-era file footage of the team that was almost purposefully building a suicide sub wearing n95 masks in their fabrication lab. hey man you're going to blow up soon. you can skip the purell

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10d

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13d

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.