greg2hats
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I'm pregnant from an elf
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Hard not to see a century of stochastic warfare against any symbol of "the US" coming out of our unprovoked attack on humanity as a species
donmoyn.bsky.social
The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
MAE SOT, Thailand (AP) - Mohammed Taher clutched the lifeless body of his 2-year-old son and wept. Ever since his family's food rations stopped arriving at their internment camp in Myanmar in April, the father had watched helplessly as his once-vibrant baby boy weakened, suffering from diarrhea and begging for food.
On May 21, exactly two weeks after Taher's little boy died, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio sat before Congress and declared: "No one has died" because of his government's decision to gut its foreign aid program. Rubio also insisted: "No children are dying on my watch."
That, Taher says, "is a lie."
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One time a guy told me what he thought was a very funny aphorism "I'll try anything once except sucking dick and suicide" and while I probably won't do those either I would generalize it further to "I'll try anything once unless I think I won't like it"
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Hate it when kids say "Unc is evaporating" about me. Yeah no shit. It's called the water cycle. Why don't you little twerps comment on how I'm gaining just as much water from rainwater run off and my various tributaries. Or is that not "six seven" to you
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nottherealkris.bsky.social
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
renegadecut.bsky.social
the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
cyberbadboy.com
i will never like that post :the-saluting-emoji-man:
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My wife finally confronted me about some hachiya persimmons I've been keeping in the freezer for at least a year, so I cooked them up into some thing like preserves. It looks absolutely disgusting but I've been mixing it into my oatmeal for breakfast. This is my "this is how I win" but for losing
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colourmode.bsky.social
they should let apes into society
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PregnantMagician123!
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Hrm, the brand is fail with this one, mmhm...

- @BrandYoda
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Sorry Pig Destroyer but it is very annoying how many talking samples you put on your songs when I am working out. #constructivecriticism #feedbackmonday
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Yeah but would you rather be called "bean dad" or "baby men dad." It's all about branding #branddad
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tomwalker.bsky.social
It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅
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Just had the very "dad" thought that it would be funny to get two of those plastic Halloween skeleton dogs and make it so one is humping the other.
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Watching an old Minecraft video with the boy and the subscribe notification from "the constapated gamer" holds up
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I listened to a podcast about warfare in medieval India ("Yuddha") and really enjoyed learning about a huge chunk of history that I knew absolutely nothing about.
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You'd probably like it too, you big homo!
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I think that when you make a flu shot appointment at Walgreens, that appointment is just for you, and they do not do any resource allocation or planning for them to have an appointment at that time. That's a reminder for you to go in and submit all your data again on your phone
cyberbadboy.com
i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.
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If I were an android and I started bleeding that milky white stuff and I saw it, I would fuckin puke
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tokyohearse.bsky.social
just saw paul frazee at the supermarket. he was buying white chocolate biscuits and those premade jack & cokes they do now. i asked him what are his plans for blue sky.com and he said its illegal for me to ask him that
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fm-synth.bsky.social
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
A package of assorted cheese with a cracker in a plastic container, from Westside Market, New York City on 77 Seventh Ave

The label reads:

Assorted cheese
hell.....yes

THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S
OLD AND GREY. WE WILL KNOW THE
THRILL OF IT ALL--BRYAN FREEY

there is a barcode and it says 1 PCS

Packed on: & Sell by: OCT 01

Total price $5.99
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this happened to me with trying to go youtube and instead searching for "You." I am simply trying to look up PT videos for various forms of tendonitis. please do not suggest that I want to watch a psychological thriller with the grown up version of the guy from Gossip Girl