AJ Gonzalez
@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician, writer, cook, friend. Baseball/Basketball and pop culture. Be a good person. He/him
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two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot at night
Alt: two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot at night. One is a guitarist with a huge confused ego, the other is a young aspiring rock writer whose innocence is leaving.
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Most people watch Almost Famous like tourists.
I watch it like someone reading my own diary written by someone else. I've been both William and a few of the band members in my life, and this film, for me, is complete perfection.
I watch it like someone reading my own diary written by someone else. I've been both William and a few of the band members in my life, and this film, for me, is complete perfection.
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For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
For my LA people (most of you)
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
These is my cousins. They've had to make a terrible choice. They're the best people and this dog is even better. A goodest boy. If you're looking for a furry family member who's an absolute doll, please lemme know and I'll put you in touch with my cousins.
It wasn't a Ponzi scheme. It was a food pyramid scheme.
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It wasn't a Ponzi scheme. It was a food pyramid scheme.
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I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Playing "Lover You Should've Come Over" on guitar and singing it is diabolically difficult. Enjoying this challenge.
a man is singing into a microphone with the words it 's never over written above him
Alt: A Jeff Buckley gif with the lyrics "it's never over"
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November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Playing "Lover You Should've Come Over" on guitar and singing it is diabolically difficult. Enjoying this challenge.
Up since 5:30 and I am just getting home now at 1 EST. I probably look like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller 's Day Off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Up since 5:30 and I am just getting home now at 1 EST. I probably look like Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller 's Day Off.
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don't have AS strong opinions on some. Just a few.
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Beltran: Was the brains behind the worst cheating scandal in over 100 years. FOH.
Braun: 💉 FOH
Vizquel: GROSS FOH
Miller watching this photo op from behind the press pool:
a man in a space helmet is looking out of a window .
Alt: a man in a space helmet is looking a 3D tesseract, hanging, and yelling, "NO!"
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Miller watching this photo op from behind the press pool:
Stu Lantz was here!?
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Stu Lantz was here!?
Wow. November of 2018 I wrote this and got absolutely roasted on Twitter.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Why The Dodgers Shouldn't Want Trevor Bauer
We break down the negatives of current Cleveland pitcher Trevor Bauer, and discuss why the Los Angeles Dodgers should discuss trades to acquire him.
dodgersnation.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wow. November of 2018 I wrote this and got absolutely roasted on Twitter.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
Hmmm...by the way the owner of Dodgers Nation gave me an earful about this piece and told me not to virtue signal. Sigh.
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The only correct HOF ballot
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The only correct HOF ballot
Chuck E Cheese was available.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Chuck E Cheese was available.
My son just asked us to come in and look at his "disasterpiece."
My son made a portmanteau of disaster and masterpiece.
@amandasmith.bsky.social I think this is the title you give to the best disaster movie.
My son made a portmanteau of disaster and masterpiece.
@amandasmith.bsky.social I think this is the title you give to the best disaster movie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My son just asked us to come in and look at his "disasterpiece."
My son made a portmanteau of disaster and masterpiece.
@amandasmith.bsky.social I think this is the title you give to the best disaster movie.
My son made a portmanteau of disaster and masterpiece.
@amandasmith.bsky.social I think this is the title you give to the best disaster movie.
Okay WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Is this politics?
Astrology?
Fanfiction?
The intro to a cult pamphlet?
What if a Vogue perfume ad had intrusive thoughts about politics? This is Mad Libs that someone called aphasia to sound better. BLEH.
Is this politics?
Astrology?
Fanfiction?
The intro to a cult pamphlet?
What if a Vogue perfume ad had intrusive thoughts about politics? This is Mad Libs that someone called aphasia to sound better. BLEH.
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Okay WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Is this politics?
Astrology?
Fanfiction?
The intro to a cult pamphlet?
What if a Vogue perfume ad had intrusive thoughts about politics? This is Mad Libs that someone called aphasia to sound better. BLEH.
Is this politics?
Astrology?
Fanfiction?
The intro to a cult pamphlet?
What if a Vogue perfume ad had intrusive thoughts about politics? This is Mad Libs that someone called aphasia to sound better. BLEH.
A staple of my bookcase. It's a good read and great *fun!
*Unless you're a Mets fan. There is no fun for you. Should be familiar.
*Unless you're a Mets fan. There is no fun for you. Should be familiar.
If you’re going to read one book of fanfiction written by a slightly delusional woman living along the sunbleached California coast … let it be Le Renard Argenté: The Silver Fox At War, a book of Chase Utley microfiction.
www.amazon.com/Renard-Argen...
www.amazon.com/Renard-Argen...
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A staple of my bookcase. It's a good read and great *fun!
*Unless you're a Mets fan. There is no fun for you. Should be familiar.
*Unless you're a Mets fan. There is no fun for you. Should be familiar.
Any of you artists or songwriters ever have lyrics from when you were really young that you actually think are good? I go back to this one song we wrote...
Man it was good. I'm terrified to show anyone in case it wasn't 😂
Man it was good. I'm terrified to show anyone in case it wasn't 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Any of you artists or songwriters ever have lyrics from when you were really young that you actually think are good? I go back to this one song we wrote...
Man it was good. I'm terrified to show anyone in case it wasn't 😂
Man it was good. I'm terrified to show anyone in case it wasn't 😂
I'm having some morning coffee and my son is in the kitchen, where I can't see him, and I hear...
"Get ready for heavy metal!"
I'm scared. I may just let it happen and drink my coffee.
"Get ready for heavy metal!"
I'm scared. I may just let it happen and drink my coffee.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm having some morning coffee and my son is in the kitchen, where I can't see him, and I hear...
"Get ready for heavy metal!"
I'm scared. I may just let it happen and drink my coffee.
"Get ready for heavy metal!"
I'm scared. I may just let it happen and drink my coffee.
I'm covering high School football playoffs for a local radio station and this high School doesn't believe in punting. In the first quarter, they have gone for it on 4th and 15 and then 4th and 20 lmao.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm covering high School football playoffs for a local radio station and this high School doesn't believe in punting. In the first quarter, they have gone for it on 4th and 15 and then 4th and 20 lmao.
HEAD of state!?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a bookshelf .
Alt: Bill Clinton saying he did not inhale
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November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HEAD of state!?
Chilaquiles are elite and a decent hangover cure but def #2 to menudo. Something about that is magical for a hangover.
Chilaquiles can be a hangover cure, vital fuel for a day’s labor or brunch content for your reels. Just don't call them "breakfast nachos." Here are my top 6 spots in SF 🇲🇽⤵️
www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...
www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...
Where to find this crunchy, saucy Mexican brunch classic in S.F.
From red salsa to green and from crispy chips to soft and chewy, these are the six best spots for chilaquiles in San Francisco.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Chilaquiles are elite and a decent hangover cure but def #2 to menudo. Something about that is magical for a hangover.
This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen 😂
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen 😂
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congratulations to 17 voters on not being entirely bored of Aaron Judge's greatness
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
congratulations to 17 voters on not being entirely bored of Aaron Judge's greatness
Aaron Judge was the right choice for MVP by a considerable margin.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Aaron Judge was the right choice for MVP by a considerable margin.
As the great philosophers Smash Mouth once said, "the years start coming and they don't stop coming."
5 years since the photo on the left.
5 years since the photo on the left.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As the great philosophers Smash Mouth once said, "the years start coming and they don't stop coming."
5 years since the photo on the left.
5 years since the photo on the left.