Not Larry
@iamnotlarry.bsky.social
Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
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My wife was going through a list of names for elves and she was legit going to name our elf on the shelf “Oliver North.”
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My wife was going through a list of names for elves and she was legit going to name our elf on the shelf “Oliver North.”
Vikings don’t start an idiot at quarterback challenge. Go.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Vikings don’t start an idiot at quarterback challenge. Go.
The Packers have the worst uniforms in the NFL. Do the Colts have the most boring?
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Packers have the worst uniforms in the NFL. Do the Colts have the most boring?
My wife and I play Daredevil or Dumbass the home game with the kids. Our son was trying to sled down a snow bank into the street. Definitely a dumbass.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My wife and I play Daredevil or Dumbass the home game with the kids. Our son was trying to sled down a snow bank into the street. Definitely a dumbass.
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President Macaron
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
President Macaron
Indiana vs. Tulane would be the greatest national championship game ever.
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Indiana vs. Tulane would be the greatest national championship game ever.
The kids from Hoosiers showing up for the final game.
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The kids from Hoosiers showing up for the final game.
I miss him so much.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I miss him so much.
10%. I can do better.
@iamnotlarry.bsky.social has swears! They've used 466 profanities in their last 4,578 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (77 times)
🥈 "shit" (69 times)
🥉 "fuck" (63 times)
🥇 "fucking" (77 times)
🥈 "shit" (69 times)
🥉 "fuck" (63 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
10%. I can do better.
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
The best part of college football rivalry Saturday is that the Bears won yesterday.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The best part of college football rivalry Saturday is that the Bears won yesterday.
@profanity.accountant let’s see this shit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@profanity.accountant let’s see this shit.
If you’re a running back, why on earth wouldn’t you wear something on your knees to protect you from them burning and ripping skin off when you’re tackled?
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you’re a running back, why on earth wouldn’t you wear something on your knees to protect you from them burning and ripping skin off when you’re tackled?
They need a bigger desk.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They need a bigger desk.
It’s a shame that both these teams can’t lose.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s a shame that both these teams can’t lose.
I want a full back tattoo of Nahshon Wright snatching this ball.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I want a full back tattoo of Nahshon Wright snatching this ball.
“Bear down, Chicago Bears”
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Bear down, Chicago Bears”
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The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
Nahshon Wright is that dude.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nahshon Wright is that dude.
Me before kids: 4 days off! This is amazing.
Me with kids: It’s only day 2. Can I please go to work tomorrow?
Me with kids: It’s only day 2. Can I please go to work tomorrow?
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me before kids: 4 days off! This is amazing.
Me with kids: It’s only day 2. Can I please go to work tomorrow?
Me with kids: It’s only day 2. Can I please go to work tomorrow?
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*