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Not Larry

@iamnotlarry.bsky.social

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Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast. Eat the rich.

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Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 9d

Week 4. Drink.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 16d

Week 3 Bears drinking game post. Drink every time they commit a penalty.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 24d

Drinking for Bears penalties. Drink.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 7h

Yes, I am implying that Miller’s hand is literally in Trump’s ass.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 8h

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

“Conservatives” pine for the America of the 50s, but want to destroy the economic, social, and societal structures that made that possible.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal

ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal

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Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Counterpoint: fuck that guy.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

I blame Amadeus.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t fall for the AIndrew Vaughn deep fakes.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Fire Rob Thompson.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Me walking around the house thinking about that bunt.

Deuce Bigalow - Tourette Syndrome

YouTube video by Comstock73

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re ever thinking of bunting, DM me. I’m here for you at your weakest moment and will talk you out of it.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Wow. I turned it off to put the kids to bed. Come on, boys!

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

6 months just to get kicked in the crotch for 3 games. (I’m not hopeful for Wednesday.)

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a good answer.

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow night, I’ll be live on the YouTubes with my friends from @sadisticpenguin.bsky.social, drafting our favorite Beatles stuff!

Categories are
1. Song
2. Album
3. Cover of Beatles tunes
4. Band member

I might not win the vote on this one, but my answers will be the correct ones, so.

A Yumper creation with the panelists sporting mop tops

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Baseball is stupid.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

And?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

I should’ve named my son Orion.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know, the onions and the pickles make the in store burgers. The frozen do in a pinch, but the fresh ones are better.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Blake Snell? More like Blake Smell. Amirite?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 2d

Tell JD to get off the couch first.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 2d

He has competition.

a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street with a hat on his shoulder .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street with a hat on his shoulder .

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 2d

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 2d

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26d

Aaron Judge and Trump