jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️
@jacki.bsky.social
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Queen of the Harpies. 40-something who likes classic rock and has a noticeable swearing problem. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer. Baseball and Dr Pepper.
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jacki.bsky.social
A three run lead won’t hold in this matchup
jacki.bsky.social
I'm afraid to go home, vibes will be off
jacki.bsky.social
Bro's out there enjoying whimsy, leave him alone
jacki.bsky.social
I was about to say "deep breaths" but I just saw the updated score and PANIC
jacki.bsky.social
whotf says parlor around here, i'll beat them up
jacki.bsky.social
I just have the gameday app up and oh wow baseball things are happening rn

stay hydrated
jacki.bsky.social
My GPS always pronounces LaGrange with a soft As and Gs and it's like... no.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
jacki.bsky.social
Paulina (I had to be corrected as a suburbanite)
jacki.bsky.social
IT WAS CALLED LINGO
With Chuck Woolery, if I'm not mistaken?

I watched Lingo all the time tho
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justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
jacki.bsky.social
Gratuitous selfie because I love that denim jacket
In my bedroom mirror, as always
jacki.bsky.social
(I actually love Ringo, he’s just at the bottom of the four for me. But he’s still great.)
jacki.bsky.social
I think you can tell a lot about a person by who their favorite Beatle is, and there are too many Ringo people out there.

Marge Simpson et al
Text with my sister making fun of Ringo people
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jontayler.bsky.social
I don't know that I'll ever get tired of Trevor Bauer getting his ass kicked nonstop at every level of organized ball in Japan
sandwichpick.bsky.social
Gaijin Baseball's comment on the bottom captures perfectly how I feel
GE Galijin Baseball外国人野球 @GalinBaseball・5h
Trevor Bauer just gave up 5 runs to Nippon Express' corporate ball team in a scrimmage...

cp Gaijin Basebal/外国人野球 @Gaijin Baseball ・ 5h
Like, I know I should stop talking about him, but he just keeps giving us stuff to talk about.
jacki.bsky.social
I have very exciting tricep news: I can feel mine again
jacki.bsky.social
Dibs on Concerning Penis as a band name
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billtwibh.bsky.social
Women sure are a great breed. It goes, like, golden retrievers, then appaloosa, then human women
razzball.bsky.social
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."