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I couldn't imagine
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Marie Barone drives me nuts.
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Apologies Minneapolis but right now is not the right time. We’ll do it another time when hopefully the time is right. Ticketmaster will refund.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Thought I needed to have a conversation about something but as it turns out I’ve stopped caring.
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Because someone asked me if I believed that she was real and I didn’t know there were other options.
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Are there people who believe that Helen Keller is not real?
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Last week I was surprised but excited everyone placed their orders. Now that yall are getting them AND liking them…I’m just so damn happy! 🥹🥰

Thank you!
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Eating. What am I going to eat? Am I going to cook? Am I going to order? Do I have groceries? Etc and so on. Annoying. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.
14. What is a problem you face everyday?
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Somebody “stealing” your partner
12. What loss is better than a win?
January 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I love will and Jada. They are a mess but I love them. I didn't realize that people had such strong feelings but I saw under a random post on FB someone said she was like a disease in Hollywood and I was like damn.
January 21, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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They still in my mentions arguing about vasectomies.
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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me, all day at work today...
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
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January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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And it was PRESTIGE TELEVISION!

That series finale? Bleak! Gritty! Prescient! Where is the Emmy?!
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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I love it when the wax lady's get into the thick of it. Be bringing out tweezers and everything. Thats when you know youre getting your money's worth

And do let the waxer do the inner thighs at no extra charge. Baby, we locked in for life atp👏🏽
I don't do a ton of body waxing but I had a bikini wax today and I was turning that poor coochie every which way but loose 😩
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Hello?!

Hot nerds exist!
People being surprised Meg is with Klay cause he’s a nerd…. Ummmm she’s a nerd. She’s just fine
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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It's a long running joke, but also...
#MunkLore
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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When their face light up and they start speaking passionately about their special interest >>>>>?

Foreplay
fine nerds are so much fun. b/c they really be forgetting that they're fine, but they NEVER forget to geek out over their favorite shit.
People being surprised Meg is with Klay cause he’s a nerd…. Ummmm she’s a nerd. She’s just fine
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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OUR UNCLE JUST GOT DECLARED CANCER FREE Y’ALL
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January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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You can become disabled or homeless in an instant.

Even if you’re young and healthy.

Even if you have a “good job” and a back up plan.

Even if you think you’re doing everything right.

Disability and poverty are not moral failings.

They can happen to anyone.
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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I'm not jealous at all.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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And have the fucking gall to advise Tylenol.
Ngl once I found out women get IUDs inserted without anesthesia most of the time, it DEFINITELY played a part in my decision. That’s monstrous.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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They still believe *all* women have high pain tolerances. We do not.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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lol! A told us you gotta "clean the glock!"
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But remember; gotta clean the glock and make sure it's not loaded. Some miss that part. 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The thing with vasectomies is, after you get one, you still have live ammo you gotta clear out. You cant just get back to raw fucking when ya balls stop hurting. Clear the chamber and take a sample down to the place to make sure its just blanks. Get that all clear.
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Most gynecological exams and procedures offer no sedative when they should.
Ngl once I found out women get IUDs inserted without anesthesia most of the time, it DEFINITELY played a part in my decision. That’s monstrous.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM