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Lock your guns up, man.
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I'm not jealous at all.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm not jealous at all.
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And have the fucking gall to advise Tylenol.
Ngl once I found out women get IUDs inserted without anesthesia most of the time, it DEFINITELY played a part in my decision. That’s monstrous.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
And have the fucking gall to advise Tylenol.
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They still believe *all* women have high pain tolerances. We do not.
January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
They still believe *all* women have high pain tolerances. We do not.
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lol! A told us you gotta "clean the glock!"
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But remember; gotta clean the glock and make sure it's not loaded. Some miss that part. 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
lol! A told us you gotta "clean the glock!"
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The thing with vasectomies is, after you get one, you still have live ammo you gotta clear out. You cant just get back to raw fucking when ya balls stop hurting. Clear the chamber and take a sample down to the place to make sure its just blanks. Get that all clear.
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The thing with vasectomies is, after you get one, you still have live ammo you gotta clear out. You cant just get back to raw fucking when ya balls stop hurting. Clear the chamber and take a sample down to the place to make sure its just blanks. Get that all clear.
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Most gynecological exams and procedures offer no sedative when they should.
Ngl once I found out women get IUDs inserted without anesthesia most of the time, it DEFINITELY played a part in my decision. That’s monstrous.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Most gynecological exams and procedures offer no sedative when they should.
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Folks need to worry less about body counts and more about MyChart results.
a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
ALT: a woman with glasses says just sayin ' while sitting on a couch
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January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Folks need to worry less about body counts and more about MyChart results.
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Carbon monoxide deaths spike during power outages.
If you own a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. One portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of cars.
If you own a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. One portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of cars.
The latest on the major winter storm and extreme cold expected later this week.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Carbon monoxide deaths spike during power outages.
If you own a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. One portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of cars.
If you own a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. One portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of cars.
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And we KEEP blinking to indicate nothing is okay.
there's a deranged old man holding the United States hostage.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
And we KEEP blinking to indicate nothing is okay.
@audreybjunior.blacksky.app happiest birthday to you!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
@audreybjunior.blacksky.app happiest birthday to you!!
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Ik dentists and orthodontists be going BROKE over there
a British MF bite you, you can hang it up.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ik dentists and orthodontists be going BROKE over there
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I made a Zhané tee cuz I wanted a Zhané tee and if you, too, wish you had a Zhané tee you can get it from my site: kashmirviii.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I made a Zhané tee cuz I wanted a Zhané tee and if you, too, wish you had a Zhané tee you can get it from my site: kashmirviii.com
Went right over my head
I’ve never cared for the whole skit comedy that was popular on YouTube and IG. Shit just wasn’t funny to me
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Went right over my head
Nightmare fuel
46
Menopausal
Tubes tied
And pregnant.
Menopausal
Tubes tied
And pregnant.
a close up of a white cat with its mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a white cat with its mouth open .
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January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Nightmare fuel
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This broke my brain, and shit like this is a huge reason I don’t argue with strangers online.
I will never forget the twitter outrage about vasectomies because a gaggle of idiots thought you lose your balls.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This broke my brain, and shit like this is a huge reason I don’t argue with strangers online.
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Ya gotta line em all up first like shots at a bar
The older you get the more supplements you forget to take.
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Ya gotta line em all up first like shots at a bar
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It was at this moment that I realized that today isn't Thursday. 😭😭😭
He’s got on his crazy eyes. 🤪
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It was at this moment that I realized that today isn't Thursday. 😭😭😭
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That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
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Everything glitching but the student loan debt.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Everything glitching but the student loan debt.
I'm so not mad at Stacey lol
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I'm so not mad at Stacey lol
They're really running down their kemo sabe purchases?
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
They're really running down their kemo sabe purchases?
Swear I ask myself every time I watch
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Swear I ask myself every time I watch
I don't know why I'm still watching Potomac
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I don't know why I'm still watching Potomac
Everything except use a paper map
I’ve done all these. Yeah, I’m old (bout to be 46 on Saturday)! 😂
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Everything except use a paper map