Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏
@spoileddiva86.bsky.social
I drink water, read smut, moisturize my skin, and mind my business! I'm Hennesey in a tea cup. Try my body butter and sugar scrubs!
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I work harder on my days off than this fucker has worked in his whole life.
Send him to a fucking salt mine. I do not care.
Send him to a fucking salt mine. I do not care.
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I work harder on my days off than this fucker has worked in his whole life.
Send him to a fucking salt mine. I do not care.
Send him to a fucking salt mine. I do not care.
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In case no one told you today:
You matter.
You are enough.
Your timeline is your own.
You matter.
You are enough.
Your timeline is your own.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In case no one told you today:
You matter.
You are enough.
Your timeline is your own.
You matter.
You are enough.
Your timeline is your own.
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
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they said WE are the reason for the season! you’re welcome, america!
The best part of the parade. I don't normally watch, but I'm glad I caught this. #IndigenousHeritageMonth
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
they said WE are the reason for the season! you’re welcome, america!
I did it…I’m done cooking! It’s time for a nap! 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I did it…I’m done cooking! It’s time for a nap! 😭
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what you want us to do? make your job easier by not expecting you to perform it?
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
what you want us to do? make your job easier by not expecting you to perform it?
The toddlers are terrorizing and the adults are drinking! 🤣
It was the night before Thanksgiving and all thru the house...
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The toddlers are terrorizing and the adults are drinking! 🤣
I can’t…that’s the get up and cook alarm 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I can’t…that’s the get up and cook alarm 😭
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My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣
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listen i almost took a lap...
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
listen i almost took a lap...
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leave jason alone! lol
Look at a retired center who sees potential & a need, coming back to help right the ship…
*sigh* @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
*sigh* @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
Center Frank Ragnow coming out of retirement to rejoin the Lions. (via @RapSheet)
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
leave jason alone! lol
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Only because he got caught.
Campbell's has fired the executive accused of making racist comments and mocking its products and customers, the company announced on Wednesday. on.nbc10.com/sgpxxAK
Campbell's fires executive accused of racist remarks and labeling food for 'poor people'
Campbell's has fired the executive accused of making racist comments and mocking its products and customers, the company announced on Wednesday.
on.nbc10.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Only because he got caught.
Me everytime I see my sister:
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me everytime I see my sister:
My *younger* brother comes in my room and sees my pole.
Him: This needs to come down!
Me: Not only am I grown, I’m older than you!
Him: 😒
Anyone want a brother?!
Him: This needs to come down!
Me: Not only am I grown, I’m older than you!
Him: 😒
Anyone want a brother?!
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My *younger* brother comes in my room and sees my pole.
Him: This needs to come down!
Me: Not only am I grown, I’m older than you!
Him: 😒
Anyone want a brother?!
Him: This needs to come down!
Me: Not only am I grown, I’m older than you!
Him: 😒
Anyone want a brother?!
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I can't wait to see the sandwiches you make outta this
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can't wait to see the sandwiches you make outta this
Do I feel like doing this food prep, no.
Am I about to drink an Alani Nu and knock this shit out? Absolutely!
Am I about to drink an Alani Nu and knock this shit out? Absolutely!
a man standing in a kitchen with a box of canola oil
ALT: a man standing in a kitchen with a box of canola oil
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do I feel like doing this food prep, no.
Am I about to drink an Alani Nu and knock this shit out? Absolutely!
Am I about to drink an Alani Nu and knock this shit out? Absolutely!
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Perhaps the baby paid extra.
The baby has already started to cry on this flight. We're still taxiing🫠
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Perhaps the baby paid extra.
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TINY CHEF IS THE GOOGLE THANKSGIVING 2025 SIGN 🥰🥰☺️
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
TINY CHEF IS THE GOOGLE THANKSGIVING 2025 SIGN 🥰🥰☺️
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Whether by planes, trains or automobiles; safe travels to all my sl family today. I hope yall get to your destinations safely. ✨️
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Whether by planes, trains or automobiles; safe travels to all my sl family today. I hope yall get to your destinations safely. ✨️
In a few hours my apartment will be filled with my siblings and their tiny terrorist. It is one of the few instances that chaos is welcomed in The Chateau.
Also, pray for my nervous system 😂
Also, pray for my nervous system 😂
a boy and a girl are playing with a slinky toy in a classroom
ALT: a boy and a girl are playing with a slinky toy in a classroom
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November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In a few hours my apartment will be filled with my siblings and their tiny terrorist. It is one of the few instances that chaos is welcomed in The Chateau.
Also, pray for my nervous system 😂
Also, pray for my nervous system 😂
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That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
What has this year taught you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
Well…
Add a little possession in the mix and sign me up 🤷🏽♀️
Add a little possession in the mix and sign me up 🤷🏽♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Well…
Add a little possession in the mix and sign me up 🤷🏽♀️
Add a little possession in the mix and sign me up 🤷🏽♀️
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I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
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ish wants to be a contrarian so bad, but he can't think himself out of an open door.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ish wants to be a contrarian so bad, but he can't think himself out of an open door.