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My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense
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Read another book ffs
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Read another book ffs
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
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Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
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taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’? ft.trib.al/Dn8jC1T | opinion
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’?
Outsourcing this infrastructure to space comes with a host of problems
ft.trib.al
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?
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A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Best draw for Norway:
Canada
Australia
Cape Verde
Worst:
Argentina
Morocco
Denmark
Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
Canada
Australia
Cape Verde
Worst:
Argentina
Morocco
Denmark
Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Best draw for Norway:
Canada
Australia
Cape Verde
Worst:
Argentina
Morocco
Denmark
Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
Canada
Australia
Cape Verde
Worst:
Argentina
Morocco
Denmark
Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
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i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Bari Weiss's website is being about as normal as I expected
www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r...
www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r...
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bari Weiss's website is being about as normal as I expected
www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r...
www.thefp.com/p/mamdanis-r...
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predator: badlands sitting at 90% on rotten tomatoes is another win for the theory that the way to make inevitable 80s reboot slopfests work is to fully turn them over to one auteur and let him or her cook for a decade
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
predator: badlands sitting at 90% on rotten tomatoes is another win for the theory that the way to make inevitable 80s reboot slopfests work is to fully turn them over to one auteur and let him or her cook for a decade
When it's a draw like this they should go to penalty shootouts I need to go to bed. Unserious sport
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When it's a draw like this they should go to penalty shootouts I need to go to bed. Unserious sport
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nosferatu is spanish for our feratu
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
nosferatu is spanish for our feratu
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
I'm so glad our welfare system is just cash transfers so I don't have to see our version of people arguing about what kind of ketchups the poors should be allowed to buy or whatever the Americans are arguing about
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm so glad our welfare system is just cash transfers so I don't have to see our version of people arguing about what kind of ketchups the poors should be allowed to buy or whatever the Americans are arguing about
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
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Elon heard nazi pedophiles were getting banned on twitter in the news and instinctively checked his phone to make sure he didn’t get caught in the sweep up
October 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Elon heard nazi pedophiles were getting banned on twitter in the news and instinctively checked his phone to make sure he didn’t get caught in the sweep up
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yeah i think he fell for ai lol
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
yeah i think he fell for ai lol