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You're only encouraging him to poop more by cleaning up after him
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Read another book ffs
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Fly him somewhere green so he doesn't get suspicious
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I think everyone's going to be chill
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I just saw CNN confirm the action was kinetic
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Hell yeah let's go liberalism
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Put together some thoughts about Mike F and his greatest posts for @flaminghydra.com

flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Elon claims the goal with starship is to transport enough stuff there to build a city, which is a profoundly silly idea. A scientific expedition probably needs a lot of material too but I have no idea how much or if there's really any point to starship. Either way a Mars expedition is far away
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yeah. NASA who are realistically doing it before spacex are targeting like 2040, and that also probably won't happen. Maybe China does it before then
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Good call on this
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Things are very different now but we're also in the same pot so we can't meet in the group stage
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Yeah people that tune into this just want to see the draw
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We are going to absolutely destroy your horrible defense is what's gonna happen
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I absolutely will not be surprised if this happens
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Jesus I thought you were joking but just checked and that's really the line up. Think I'll skip the broadcast and just read updates online
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Best draw for Norway:
Canada
Australia
Cape Verde

Worst:
Argentina
Morocco
Denmark

Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM