Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
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i gotta admit, it's nice to have the massive cocks on our side.
(laughing so hard while typing this)
(laughing so hard while typing this)
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i gotta admit, it's nice to have the massive cocks on our side.
(laughing so hard while typing this)
(laughing so hard while typing this)
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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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A major American city is convulsing from state terror.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
A major American city is convulsing from state terror.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
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“.. An even bigger worry for global markets over the long term is that the new normal of higher Japanese yields will prompt domestic investors to bring much more of their money back home. Some $5 trillion of the country's capital is deployed overseas ..” 🇯🇵
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
@bloomberg.com
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January 25, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“.. An even bigger worry for global markets over the long term is that the new normal of higher Japanese yields will prompt domestic investors to bring much more of their money back home. Some $5 trillion of the country's capital is deployed overseas ..” 🇯🇵
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
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Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
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Keith Ellison: "It is in the DNA of American history that the federal government cannot trample over the prerogatives of the state. That's exactly what's happening here and that's exactly why we're going to court."
January 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Keith Ellison: "It is in the DNA of American history that the federal government cannot trample over the prerogatives of the state. That's exactly what's happening here and that's exactly why we're going to court."
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The National Basketball Players Association has released a statement on the killings in Minneapolis:
“Following the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent”
“Following the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent”
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The National Basketball Players Association has released a statement on the killings in Minneapolis:
“Following the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent”
“Following the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent”
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Raskin: "I think the people have Minnesota have shown us with their mass demonstration and general strike the direction that we may need to go in nationally in order to send the message that American society does not accept this authoritarian derailment of the US Constitution."
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Raskin: "I think the people have Minnesota have shown us with their mass demonstration and general strike the direction that we may need to go in nationally in order to send the message that American society does not accept this authoritarian derailment of the US Constitution."
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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You wanted to see some passion from Democrats on this issue, here's one showing passion as she does💜 Imagine what she could do in the Senate.
And I do think she has a chance to win, mostly because of how much certain people are trying to convince us that she doesn't.
And I do think she has a chance to win, mostly because of how much certain people are trying to convince us that she doesn't.
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
You wanted to see some passion from Democrats on this issue, here's one showing passion as she does💜 Imagine what she could do in the Senate.
And I do think she has a chance to win, mostly because of how much certain people are trying to convince us that she doesn't.
And I do think she has a chance to win, mostly because of how much certain people are trying to convince us that she doesn't.
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Thune could easily pass the rest of the budget and have a stand alone debate and vote on the DHS budget. It's up to him if he wants to shut down multiple agencies.
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Thune could easily pass the rest of the budget and have a stand alone debate and vote on the DHS budget. It's up to him if he wants to shut down multiple agencies.
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The key to the far right’s recent ascendence is the realization that if they simply go on traditional or social media and describe things that are completely false but they’d prefer to be true, many people will treat this fictitious reality as, at least, a competing theory that must be dignified.
It is fucking crazy that he’s talking about an incident on video like this. None of this is real!
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The key to the far right’s recent ascendence is the realization that if they simply go on traditional or social media and describe things that are completely false but they’d prefer to be true, many people will treat this fictitious reality as, at least, a competing theory that must be dignified.
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This guy gets it. Do you? Does everyone you know?
This point needs to be made over and over, until EVERYONE gets it.
This point needs to be made over and over, until EVERYONE gets it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This guy gets it. Do you? Does everyone you know?
This point needs to be made over and over, until EVERYONE gets it.
This point needs to be made over and over, until EVERYONE gets it.
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USCCB President: “As a nation we must come together in dialogue, turning away from dehumanizing rhetoric and acts which threaten human life. In this spirit, in unity with Pope Leo, it is important to proclaim, ‘Peace is built on respect for people!’”
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
USCCB President: “As a nation we must come together in dialogue, turning away from dehumanizing rhetoric and acts which threaten human life. In this spirit, in unity with Pope Leo, it is important to proclaim, ‘Peace is built on respect for people!’”
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Alex Pretti grew up in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where he played football, baseball and ran track for Preble High School. He was a Boy Scout and sang in the Green Bay Boy Choir.
apnews.com/article/immi...
apnews.com/article/immi...
The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says
Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a U.S.
apnews.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Alex Pretti grew up in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where he played football, baseball and ran track for Preble High School. He was a Boy Scout and sang in the Green Bay Boy Choir.
apnews.com/article/immi...
apnews.com/article/immi...
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If Democrats really want to have a big tent party that can win in 2028, they will have to make room for people who support having masked secret police indiscriminately murder American citizens.
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If Democrats really want to have a big tent party that can win in 2028, they will have to make room for people who support having masked secret police indiscriminately murder American citizens.
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
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OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
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Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
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Trump’s apparatchiks have picked up his pension for lying about never being at fault for anything, pretending to be the real victim in every scandal and trashing the reputation of the people they’ve harmed or killed,
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Trump’s apparatchiks have picked up his pension for lying about never being at fault for anything, pretending to be the real victim in every scandal and trashing the reputation of the people they’ve harmed or killed,