Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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Since Trump really start declining in early June nothing he and his regime have done have been able to stop his fall. He just keeps dropping. It's pretty remarkable.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Since Trump really start declining in early June nothing he and his regime have done have been able to stop his fall. He just keeps dropping. It's pretty remarkable.
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Here are just a few of the things the Boring Company may not have wanted to be asked about at an actual “town hall” — instead opting for a virtual audio-only Spaces event about the nashville tunnel they then immediately deleted.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Here are just a few of the things the Boring Company may not have wanted to be asked about at an actual “town hall” — instead opting for a virtual audio-only Spaces event about the nashville tunnel they then immediately deleted.
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Pete Hegseth bullying Mark Kelly?
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pete Hegseth bullying Mark Kelly?
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
very true and she looks like HER.
not like whatever the last surgeon did.
not like whatever the last surgeon did.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
very true and she looks like HER.
not like whatever the last surgeon did.
not like whatever the last surgeon did.
it is a Christmas miracle she's stuck with this surgeon for a while. she looks so good when she looks like herself.
Not now sweetie Madonna just posted new pics of her in the studio with Stuart Price!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it is a Christmas miracle she's stuck with this surgeon for a while. she looks so good when she looks like herself.
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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To the young leaders of Fisk University and the volunteers I met with the Tennessee Democratic Party: Thank you for using your voice to fight for our nation. Always remember, the power is with the people.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
To the young leaders of Fisk University and the volunteers I met with the Tennessee Democratic Party: Thank you for using your voice to fight for our nation. Always remember, the power is with the people.
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I don’t understand why Weiss thinks the desired outcome of CBS News coverage is debate.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don’t understand why Weiss thinks the desired outcome of CBS News coverage is debate.
happy birthday!
a woman is surrounded by confetti while sitting at a table
ALT: a woman is surrounded by confetti while sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
happy birthday!
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My daughter and I visited the house we lived in when she was a baby, and she was shocked a 29-year-old Navy guy could afford a nice house in a safe neighborhood.
That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.
That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My daughter and I visited the house we lived in when she was a baby, and she was shocked a 29-year-old Navy guy could afford a nice house in a safe neighborhood.
That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.
That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.
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NEWS --> BBC confirms to me that they did edit a line out of historian @rutgerbregman.com's speech. It called Trump "the most openly corrupt president in US history."
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump’s Fury at BBC Gets Unnerving Results with Pro-MAGA Edit Stunner
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
NEWS --> BBC confirms to me that they did edit a line out of historian @rutgerbregman.com's speech. It called Trump "the most openly corrupt president in US history."
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
it negates your entire point dude.
was just trying to help you not look stupid.
was just trying to help you not look stupid.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it negates your entire point dude.
was just trying to help you not look stupid.
was just trying to help you not look stupid.
your point was completely incorrect due to your reading comprehension error.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
your point was completely incorrect due to your reading comprehension error.
it is a direct quote, hence the quotation marks
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it is a direct quote, hence the quotation marks
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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I have another Thanksgiving suggestion! It’s this luscious pumpkin cheesecake – which is made with canned pumpkin, by the way – and I recommend it eagerly to you.
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
Pumpkin Cheesecake
The pumpkin component here may come out of a can, but I don’t see that’s anything to be apologetic about. By all means, make your own purée if you prefer (making absolutely sure it is as drained as dr...
www.nigella.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have another Thanksgiving suggestion! It’s this luscious pumpkin cheesecake – which is made with canned pumpkin, by the way – and I recommend it eagerly to you.
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
www.nigella.com/recipes/pump...
if it aint gonna be her, im ok with him
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
if it aint gonna be her, im ok with him
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I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.
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Hegseth, who was never a scout, doesn't think like girls or minorities in scouts
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hegseth, who was never a scout, doesn't think like girls or minorities in scouts
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
we do not want local swamp dad to get fat! you will have to buy him all new clothes to match.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
we do not want local swamp dad to get fat! you will have to buy him all new clothes to match.
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The federal civil complaint against Justice and his wife alleged that they “neglected" notices demanding payments of unpaid federal income taxes and penalties.
GOP Sen. Jim Justice Will Pay $5 Million In Back Taxes To Settle Federal Suit
The federal civil complaint against Justice and his wife alleged that they “neglected" notices demanding payments of unpaid federal income taxes and penalties.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The federal civil complaint against Justice and his wife alleged that they “neglected" notices demanding payments of unpaid federal income taxes and penalties.
