Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you.
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After a 13+ hour travel day with lots of delays/ground stops due to the weather, I *finally* made it to Minneapolis/St. Paul…
And this is definitely not Miami weather. Oof. 🥶
And this is definitely not Miami weather. Oof. 🥶
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
After a 13+ hour travel day with lots of delays/ground stops due to the weather, I *finally* made it to Minneapolis/St. Paul…
And this is definitely not Miami weather. Oof. 🥶
And this is definitely not Miami weather. Oof. 🥶
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Statement by President Clinton
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Statement by President Clinton
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This is absurd to put all of those CBP agents involved in the murder of Alex Pretti back onto the streets already.
They pose a very real, proven danger to the community.
They pose a very real, proven danger to the community.
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is absurd to put all of those CBP agents involved in the murder of Alex Pretti back onto the streets already.
They pose a very real, proven danger to the community.
They pose a very real, proven danger to the community.
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You know it's going to especially infuriate Stephen Miller that Alex Pretti will become the beatified saint he tried turning Charlie Kirk into.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
You know it's going to especially infuriate Stephen Miller that Alex Pretti will become the beatified saint he tried turning Charlie Kirk into.
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Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
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I knew it!!! I knew MJB would love that Erin Andrews coat!
Thanks @7pminbrooklyn.bsky.social for asking her about it 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks @7pminbrooklyn.bsky.social for asking her about it 🤣🤣🤣
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I knew it!!! I knew MJB would love that Erin Andrews coat!
Thanks @7pminbrooklyn.bsky.social for asking her about it 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks @7pminbrooklyn.bsky.social for asking her about it 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love walk to remember.
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I fucking love walk to remember.
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Target would've been better off just telling ICE to take a hike off their property, yet here we are.
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Target would've been better off just telling ICE to take a hike off their property, yet here we are.
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The audacity from the Uncommitted movement is something.... oh, now you care? Now you want to stop this?
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The audacity from the Uncommitted movement is something.... oh, now you care? Now you want to stop this?
holy shit
from the Mall of America: “Several off- duty ICE agents eating at Hooters. Vehicle is parked in the parking ramp outside of Hooters”
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
holy shit
that's fuckin crazy
Target in Minneapolis has pulled Hispanic employees off of pick-up order duty after ICE arrested two US citizen Hispanic employees while on the job.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
that's fuckin crazy
fair question
Why does this bird look like an Egyptian prince 😂
TT: lavilladelfaisan.15
(Golden pheasant)
TT: lavilladelfaisan.15
(Golden pheasant)
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 AM
fair question
I am on this phone application on Fridays, so I know there are many large dicked men here. What say y'all?
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I am on this phone application on Fridays, so I know there are many large dicked men here. What say y'all?
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Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.
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i gotta admit, it's nice to have the massive cocks on our side.
(laughing so hard while typing this)
(laughing so hard while typing this)
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i gotta admit, it's nice to have the massive cocks on our side.
(laughing so hard while typing this)
(laughing so hard while typing this)
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Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
I...
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I...
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A major American city is convulsing from state terror.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
A major American city is convulsing from state terror.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
Hundreds of millions of Americans are facing a massive, life-threatening winter storm.
In any earlier era, we'd expect the President to speak directly to the nation and calm us all...instead of only posting a 450-word screed about a ballroom.
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“.. An even bigger worry for global markets over the long term is that the new normal of higher Japanese yields will prompt domestic investors to bring much more of their money back home. Some $5 trillion of the country's capital is deployed overseas ..” 🇯🇵
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
January 25, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“.. An even bigger worry for global markets over the long term is that the new normal of higher Japanese yields will prompt domestic investors to bring much more of their money back home. Some $5 trillion of the country's capital is deployed overseas ..” 🇯🇵
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
@bloomberg.com
x.com/livesquawk/s...
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
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Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.