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Florida Chris

@chrislongview.bsky.social

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Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · Dec 9

Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life.

Welcome. Nice to meet you.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 8h

almost went with this but chose r.r.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 8h

i do very viscerally miss him

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Suzanne @cookingwithhate.bsky.social · 8h

i miss REAL journalists

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Travandboo @travandboo.bsky.social · 8h

I miss real journalists

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h

literally anyone

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h

this was an unexpected fun surprise today!

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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 11h

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Bear Jewess 🟦🎗️ @388shark.bsky.social · 9h

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 17h

I ran Senator Bill Nelson's Fort Myers office during the Great Recession/Housing Crisis and Cape Coral (where my parents live) was the #2 most foreclosed market leading into the crisis, following Las Vegas. People came to the office every day for help.

This time, Florida is in way bigger trouble.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h

bitch with my bifocals ima be able to read them up and down

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Ed Kane @edkane71.bsky.social · 9h

I miss REAL journalists

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h

I love that. it came out my senior year spring break in college.

Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 9h

gotta haircut and new glasses during my 36 hours home in st pete

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Sodapopandpunkrock @sodapopandpunkrock.bsky.social · 10h

I miss REAL journalists.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

you appear pleasantly surprised

Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

they cut it off when I was a baby, I dont need Tylenol now.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

is every cut dude autistic now?
am i autistic now?
how does this work?

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10h

AG JAMES: “.. This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system. He is forcing federal law enforcement agencies to do his bidding, all because I did my job as the New York State Attorney General.”

@newyorkstateag.bsky.social

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The Old Magoo @theoldmagoo.bsky.social · 10h

I miss real journalists.

“You can’t stop a man with a vision. And you can’t stop a man you can’t stop.”

Ted Baxter from The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

gilda was everything

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

I do love a good prompt

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Monstro Elisasue @danceswfliez.bsky.social · 10h

i miss REAL journalists

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The Immortal Doom @doomforpresident.bsky.social · 10h

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

neither government wants peace

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10h

ell oh ell

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 11h

Israeli cabinet has postponed the session to approve Trump's plan for Gaza that includes withdrawal of Israeli troops. Israeli National Security Ministe Ben-Gvir said he will not vote to approve the peace plan because of the provision calling for the release of Palestinian prisoners.

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