Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
I keep reading it as don't be a pelican.
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I keep reading it as don't be a pelican.
I thought I was in florida when I woke up from my nap, but is this texas?
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I thought I was in florida when I woke up from my nap, but is this texas?
tee motherfucking hee
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
tee motherfucking hee
considering Duke just sent me one of these for the first time in my life, I would love st pete to take over the grid. I mean, they have one job.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
considering Duke just sent me one of these for the first time in my life, I would love st pete to take over the grid. I mean, they have one job.
I'm not sure what to do with this info:
"What makes this pairing so iconic? The crispy, golden goodness of our signature McNuggets and the salty, savory, black pearls of Paramount’s Baerii Sturgeon caviar make for a true match made in heaven for the special occasions in life."
"What makes this pairing so iconic? The crispy, golden goodness of our signature McNuggets and the salty, savory, black pearls of Paramount’s Baerii Sturgeon caviar make for a true match made in heaven for the special occasions in life."
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I'm not sure what to do with this info:
"What makes this pairing so iconic? The crispy, golden goodness of our signature McNuggets and the salty, savory, black pearls of Paramount’s Baerii Sturgeon caviar make for a true match made in heaven for the special occasions in life."
"What makes this pairing so iconic? The crispy, golden goodness of our signature McNuggets and the salty, savory, black pearls of Paramount’s Baerii Sturgeon caviar make for a true match made in heaven for the special occasions in life."
she wanted to say hello
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
she wanted to say hello
I am a professional, I am just not organized about it.
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I am a professional, I am just not organized about it.
bari gonna get the boot?
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
bari gonna get the boot?
my friends always said this was about me so that tracks
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
my friends always said this was about me so that tracks
if not it's an incredible simulation
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
if not it's an incredible simulation