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Florida Chris
@chrislongview.bsky.social
Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
I keep reading it as don't be a pelican.
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I thought I was in florida when I woke up from my nap, but is this texas?
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Post a rabbit
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
tee motherfucking hee
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
considering Duke just sent me one of these for the first time in my life, I would love st pete to take over the grid. I mean, they have one job.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm not sure what to do with this info:

"What makes this pairing so iconic? The crispy, golden goodness of our signature McNuggets and the salty, savory, black pearls of Paramount’s Baerii Sturgeon caviar make for a true match made in heaven for the special occasions in life."
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
she wanted to say hello
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I am a professional, I am just not organized about it.
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
macros?
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
bari gonna get the boot?
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
my friends always said this was about me so that tracks
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
if not it's an incredible simulation
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM