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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · Jul 14

Whenever someone’s throws up a nakedly negative skeet to get the people going.

a man sits at a desk in front of a computer screen

Alt: A man, Colin the energy vampire from what we do in the shadows, sits at a desk in front of a computer screen with his eyes rolling back with an electric blue sparkle because he’s sucking up negative energy

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1m

People be a little too loosey goosey just to hold on ti somebody and I do not have that in me. I’ll blow the whole relationship up.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3m

I’m sweet, but don’t be playing in my face and pissing me off.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 35m

help

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 25m

And some skinny jeans.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 29m

100%. They gon getcha tho.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1h

There is no good reason for you to have access to technology.

Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 1h

When she runs a tight ship because that ...

a red chair is sitting in a living room next to a lamp and a table .

ALT: a red chair is sitting in a living room next to a lamp and a table .

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1h

Pumpkin spice and crocs. Everybody comes around.

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

I just accidentally grabbed a pumpkin spice donut and I might have to take back everything I said about pumpkin spice.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1h

Wake it up.

babygirl in the challey @quemini.bsky.social · 1h

Because a lot of men are actually submissives and mean women help them scratch that itch

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h

What make a man love mean women? Do it start with your mama being mean?

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

I think that’s why it’s so funny to me.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

When I have too many thoughts trying to organize themselves, somebody is talking to me, and my dyslexia and ADHD just did the fusion dance.

a man with braids wearing a white hat is standing in front of a coca cola machine .

Alt: a man with braids wearing a white hat is standing in front of a coca cola machine with a blank stare.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

This is @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app energy.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 3h

Sister Jean was a role model in Illinois — inspiring us to embrace our neighbors.

As a lover of life, she taught us to channel positivity to keep us hopeful in times of need and kept that attitude all the way to a life well-lived at 106 years old.

May her memory be a blessing.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

We live in one of the worst timelines. Maybe *the* worst because information they equips people to know better is readily available.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

And I know who George W. Bush is.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 2h

RFKjr is an ignorant disappointment so great that he couldn’t even leverage the KENNEDY name in electoral politics, so he got in bed with the most illiterate president in the modern age.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

“I’m savvy enough to know about the internet’s ongoing conversation about bathing but not savvy enough to know that I need to change my tampon” doesn’t curl over for me.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Smh.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Not so much the shower thing but the tampon thing. I definitely believe these mfs are not showering.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Sounds like you’re working smarter to me!

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Maybe this is just my low opinion of humanity talking m, but I think some of these folks are lying for attention.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Come sit by me.

wall e from the movie wall e stands in front of a computer screen

Alt: wall e from the movie wall e stands in front of a computer screen

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👻Unfriendly Black Hottie! 🇧🇧 @nikilatoya.bsky.social · 3h

If I had been brutally murdered and dismembered and someone made a show about my killer & depicted us having a torrid love affair I would haunt their entire bloodline for all eternity. This is how I know ghost can’t exist for real…

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Munah @heathenqueen.blacksky.app · 3h

*taps screen*

Munah @heathenqueen.blacksky.app · 5d

ITS A REASON WHY THIS ADMINISTRATION USES CERTAIN WORDS. STOP CALLING THEM STUPID!

PAY ATTENTION!

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

A thing I don’t like about streaming.

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 3h

Yall wearing a lotta lotta denim today or just a little bit?