TCG
@itstcg.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Educator, Alpha. If the food is good that’s where you’ll find me! DMV.
I'm getting donuts in the morning. I deserve.
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I'm getting donuts in the morning. I deserve.
That roasted camel hump look nasty.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
That roasted camel hump look nasty.
Wesley Pipes a poet. Right up there with Shakespeare.
"When I run this meat across yo mouf we call that brushin teef....."
"When I run this meat across yo mouf we call that brushin teef....."
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Wesley Pipes a poet. Right up there with Shakespeare.
"When I run this meat across yo mouf we call that brushin teef....."
"When I run this meat across yo mouf we call that brushin teef....."
These are regular $600. Got em for $123 today. I know Bally is old school but I love em.
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
These are regular $600. Got em for $123 today. I know Bally is old school but I love em.
I need to get this 46 million dollars and do some things.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I need to get this 46 million dollars and do some things.
You don't eat hot pot roast without seasoning, correct?
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
You don't eat hot pot roast without seasoning, correct?
WHAT KIND of sandwich????
The only thing I want to do after a workout is die in the shower. Please don’t stimulate my coochie sandwich.
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
WHAT KIND of sandwich????
And they call me a madman.....
a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
And they call me a madman.....
She come home from the gym don't even let her make it past the front door. Get that thang before she wash off that flavor.
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
She come home from the gym don't even let her make it past the front door. Get that thang before she wash off that flavor.
Yep. It didn't work out but it put me on a path to the loving relationship I'm in now. End justified the means.
Quick question..
Have you ever relocated in the name of love? How did that work out for you?
Have you ever relocated in the name of love? How did that work out for you?
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Yep. It didn't work out but it put me on a path to the loving relationship I'm in now. End justified the means.
That man said dive on his face fresh outta HIIT class.
a man with a beard is sitting on a plane and says he 's out of line but he 's right
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a plane and says he 's out of line but he 's right
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
That man said dive on his face fresh outta HIIT class.
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How I want her to greet me when she come home from the gym
How i want my blessings to hit me this year
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
???????
Teaching conceptual math to my son while halfway gon off the rum.
I'm really that guy. (No he didn't know I poured some white rum)
I'm really that guy. (No he didn't know I poured some white rum)
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Teaching conceptual math to my son while halfway gon off the rum.
I'm really that guy. (No he didn't know I poured some white rum)
I'm really that guy. (No he didn't know I poured some white rum)
They were using a digger down Mt. Vernon Square to break up the icey snow before they could scoop it up.
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
They were using a digger down Mt. Vernon Square to break up the icey snow before they could scoop it up.
Cities and counties basically had to use the constructicons to break up this icy assed snow.
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Cities and counties basically had to use the constructicons to break up this icy assed snow.
I made a parking space in G'Town I know the cops was mad.
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I made a parking space in G'Town I know the cops was mad.
Almost went to Honeymoon chicken yesterday after I left suit supply in Georgetown. I said fuck THAT because street parking is screwed.
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Almost went to Honeymoon chicken yesterday after I left suit supply in Georgetown. I said fuck THAT because street parking is screwed.
Turn it up brother. Let's go.
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Turn it up brother. Let's go.
What would Christ do, brother.
Y'all tryna get me fired this is why I don't come to the skyline for advice
i think he was lowkey calling you a bitch, idk i wouldn’t let that slide if i was you
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
What would Christ do, brother.
We ain't been in undergrad in years and jokers still be slim who was musty that time at the party.
You could be weird once and beat the allegations by not being weird in future encounters.
You musty even once when you was 12, you still the musty nigga when you 68.
You musty even once when you was 12, you still the musty nigga when you 68.
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
We ain't been in undergrad in years and jokers still be slim who was musty that time at the party.
Schools having to open in inclement weather because it's the only place where some kids can eat.....is an abject societal failure.
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Schools having to open in inclement weather because it's the only place where some kids can eat.....is an abject societal failure.
Not a damn thing.
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Not a damn thing.
I want some more
Indian food. Imma get it.
Indian food. Imma get it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I want some more
Indian food. Imma get it.
Indian food. Imma get it.
Maam I check a hefty bag at the ticket counter.
Know you got the whole matching set to coordinate with the Private Jet.
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Maam I check a hefty bag at the ticket counter.