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I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. D[M]V

#ΑΦΑ
Pinned
I want to be #OnHere when the news breaks and then I’m hauling ass to get into DC to make a stop at the ⚪️🏠for the in-person celebration
I saw a video of someone asking the question: where do you wanna be and who do you want to be with when we get the news. The BIG news…
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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I gotta go find my old daguerreotypes
They didn’t have cameras when I was 22
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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You know what I’ll say it, this is a long ass short week
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM
You at 22
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
They didn’t have cameras when I was 22
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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It is Tithes Thursday
Gotta remind the congregation that these tithes ain’t gonna tithe themselves….
I may get tired but unfortunately these bills don't
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Gotta remind the congregation that these tithes ain’t gonna tithe themselves….
I may get tired but unfortunately these bills don't
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Me. I’m #YouPeople
#YouPeople are already at Wegmans buying up everything
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
#YouPeople are already at Wegmans buying up everything
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Good morning, people.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I scrolled so fast I thought these were titt…let me go back to bed.
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I would kill for something like this because now it’s: “Dad, I need (a lot of money) to clear my account or they’re gonna cancel my registration”
Idk if I can have kids because wtf do you mean you have a science project due tomorrow and you just telling me now?!
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Nightly numbers are in. Strong snow signal remains. ❄️

Most models show 7-12 inches around Beltway. Euro AI system avg leading pack at 16 inches. GFS suite the snow-lover special.

But warm air aloft could bring problematic ice, especially SE of DC.

❄️ Still snowy
🧊 Ice in play
⚠️ Fine-line forecast
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I should make some this weekend
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Bacon wrapped meatloaf and mashed potatoes
If you could be a comfort food what would you be?

I think I’d be beef stew with a piece of cornbread.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You should see your doctor if it lasts longer than four hours…
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Always nice to have options
The Vikings have signed defensive coordinator Brian Flores to a new contract, sources tell me and @rapsheet.bsky.social

Flores is still a candidate with the Steelers and Ravens head coaching jobs. But if he doesn’t land one of those, he’ll stay in Minnesota.
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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39.597 million tuned in for Bills-Broncos, with an overtime peak in excess of 51 million. It was the most-watched Saturday afternoon show since the 1994 Winter Olympics.
Bills-Broncos playoff game averaged 39.597 million viewers
It was the most-watched Saturday afternoon event since the 1994 Winter Olympics.
www.nbcsports.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Professional Meeting Attender
What are y’all jobs? Cause don’t none of you ever be at work 😭
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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He was not.
I can’t prove it but I don’t think Tupac was acting when he played Bishop in Juice.
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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aye, ya'll better hit the plug TODAY and re-up cuz you don't wanna be in the middle of that winter storm with no tree.
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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The internet is insane.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Boy I am Puerto Rican and BLACK you cannot possibly hate these people more than I do.

Go work on a British Imperial Reparations Act then we can listen to some Anglo sanctimony
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.

Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM