JP
@bacongawd.blacksky.app
I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. D[M]V
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On another note, my oldest turns 23 today. He’ll be spending his birthday in New Orleans while I’ll be stuck up here freezing my ass off with #YouPeople
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
On another note, my oldest turns 23 today. He’ll be spending his birthday in New Orleans while I’ll be stuck up here freezing my ass off with #YouPeople
Waiting for the storm to hit is the frustrating part, for me. Just get that shit over with so I can shovel that shit and get on with my life…
January 24, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Waiting for the storm to hit is the frustrating part, for me. Just get that shit over with so I can shovel that shit and get on with my life…
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❄️🥶 Cat-4 winter storm hits tonight. About 5–9" snow near Beltway (more NW, less SE). Flip to sleet/ice Sunday. S MD? Ice + outages.
Travel could be near impossible during storm.
Freeze all week -- maybe till Groundhog Day.
Finalize prep. Stay safe. ❄️
More: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Travel could be near impossible during storm.
Freeze all week -- maybe till Groundhog Day.
Finalize prep. Stay safe. ❄️
More: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
❄️🥶 Cat-4 winter storm hits tonight. About 5–9" snow near Beltway (more NW, less SE). Flip to sleet/ice Sunday. S MD? Ice + outages.
Travel could be near impossible during storm.
Freeze all week -- maybe till Groundhog Day.
Finalize prep. Stay safe. ❄️
More: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Travel could be near impossible during storm.
Freeze all week -- maybe till Groundhog Day.
Finalize prep. Stay safe. ❄️
More: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Gonna chase this preworkout with espresso so I can feel something….
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Gonna chase this preworkout with espresso so I can feel something….
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Fucked up ass sleep schedule
bugs bunny is standing next to a bottle of carrot juice and says i 'm awake
ALT: bugs bunny is standing next to a bottle of carrot juice and says i 'm awake
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Fucked up ass sleep schedule
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Bucks' Giannis Antetokounmpo tells media postgame tonight he has a right calf strain and expects to miss 4 to 6 weeks. MRI on Saturday.
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Bucks' Giannis Antetokounmpo tells media postgame tonight he has a right calf strain and expects to miss 4 to 6 weeks. MRI on Saturday.
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A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
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Went on a snack run and people are fully at pandemic level shop-panic. My personal guage of the craziness is when people resort to buying the pumpernickle bread. That shit was gone.
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Went on a snack run and people are fully at pandemic level shop-panic. My personal guage of the craziness is when people resort to buying the pumpernickle bread. That shit was gone.
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I’m seeking info on immigration lawyers in Boston - a friend of a friend was abducted by ICE in the area.
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I’m seeking info on immigration lawyers in Boston - a friend of a friend was abducted by ICE in the area.
Drugs.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Drugs.
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I got a female instacart shopper.
Favor ain’t fair.
Favor ain’t fair.
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I got a female instacart shopper.
Favor ain’t fair.
Favor ain’t fair.
btw…I’m still working…..
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
btw…I’m still working…..
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Bullying works!!
Bullying works!!
Please don’t listen to me!!! 😭😭😭😭
This is the same man that hated sweet potatoes. Don’t listen to him yall!!
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Bullying works!!
Bullying works!!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I see why y'all get on this dude....what a horrible take.
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I see why y'all get on this dude....what a horrible take.
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Now I see why y'all get on this dude....what a horrible take.
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If she ain’t texted you about getting snowed in together this weekend then I got news for you fella……
a cartoon of three men talking to each other with one making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon of three men talking to each other with one making a funny face
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If she ain’t texted you about getting snowed in together this weekend then I got news for you fella……
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JD Vance:
I need a private sofa and bottle service in here, where are the amenities?!
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
JD Vance: