JP
@bacongawd.blacksky.app
I like coffee. I like Bacon. I love my people. D[M]V
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Gather ‘round children and listen to the Tale Of Elon, a Black Twitter Thanksgiving Carol…
And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gather ‘round children and listen to the Tale Of Elon, a Black Twitter Thanksgiving Carol…
I’ll never let that story die….EVER.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ll never let that story die….EVER.
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I love how we're on a whole new app and we still haven't lost the old app lore LMAO
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love how we're on a whole new app and we still haven't lost the old app lore LMAO
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That man said his whife's brother used his birthday wish to ask the parents to let him come inside and they still said no LMFAOOOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That man said his whife's brother used his birthday wish to ask the parents to let him come inside and they still said no LMFAOOOOOO
Real.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Real.
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Winner.
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Winner.
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Hey man, say man 😭
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey man, say man 😭
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No more Mac n’cheese
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
No more Mac n’cheese
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LMFAOOOOO!!!
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
LMFAOOOOO!!!
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Good night.
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good night.
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nobody got a lighter?!?!
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
nobody got a lighter?!?!
The days I don't work.
2. What is your favorite day of the week?
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The days I don't work.
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HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!
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sksksksksksksksks
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
sksksksksksksksks
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Everyday y'all wake up and choose violence.
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everyday y'all wake up and choose violence.
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can Elon come in?
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She’s fucking my husband
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
She’s fucking my husband
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IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING COSTING MONEY
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING COSTING MONEY
Buy this for me and I’ll be your friend.
Walmart+ members get first dibs on the massive LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon, on sale for Black Friday. https://bit.ly/3XMq0lJ
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Buy this for me and I’ll be your friend.
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All of this can happen in the 10 minute span
Hanging with my fellow 40 year olds is always an adventure. Nigga might turn up, nigga might blow a bag, also nigga might look at other nigga and say aight I'm out I'm sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All of this can happen in the 10 minute span
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My comedy special it out! Watch it with the family (probably not the kids tho) for the holidays!
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My comedy special it out! Watch it with the family (probably not the kids tho) for the holidays!