Alexandra {👽2/11🎂}
@alexandragg.bsky.social
wild. lover. attractive nuisance.
{labor lawyer, screenwriter, horse woman}
Chi | DC
{labor lawyer, screenwriter, horse woman}
Chi | DC
I try not to have micromeats anywhere near me, as a rule.
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I try not to have micromeats anywhere near me, as a rule.
I’d eat anything if I was in a bunker, sure.
only if I was in a bunker.
only if I was in a bunker.
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I’d eat anything if I was in a bunker, sure.
only if I was in a bunker.
only if I was in a bunker.
NO.
you’re missing integral parts.
dialogue, glances, camera angles.
shhhhhhhhhtellmelatershhhhhhhhh
you’re missing integral parts.
dialogue, glances, camera angles.
shhhhhhhhhtellmelatershhhhhhhhh
I need talk-through-the-movie friends! Just staring at the screen in silence sounds like madness. Even a bad movie gets jokes!
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
NO.
you’re missing integral parts.
dialogue, glances, camera angles.
shhhhhhhhhtellmelatershhhhhhhhh
you’re missing integral parts.
dialogue, glances, camera angles.
shhhhhhhhhtellmelatershhhhhhhhh
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Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us
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And to be clear this isn’t AI
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
And to be clear this isn’t AI
release the urge to critique, to force one experience or another.
clear your mind and remember that you get to have your own experience with this film and you’ll never have to tell anyone else about.
*now* watch.
clear your mind and remember that you get to have your own experience with this film and you’ll never have to tell anyone else about.
*now* watch.
If there’s a short answer, how do you teach someone how to watch a movie? It strikes me even with that sentence that our language is not up to the present task: “how to watch a film” has always meant interpretation, not “how to look in one consistent direction for about 100 minutes”
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
release the urge to critique, to force one experience or another.
clear your mind and remember that you get to have your own experience with this film and you’ll never have to tell anyone else about.
*now* watch.
clear your mind and remember that you get to have your own experience with this film and you’ll never have to tell anyone else about.
*now* watch.
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I welcome February.
It will bring healing, restoration, love, remembrance, connection, fresh starts, family, togetherness, clarity, passion, empowerment, joy, faith, strength, protection, prosperity, good health, celebration, fortitude, peace, affirmation and direction.
❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨
It will bring healing, restoration, love, remembrance, connection, fresh starts, family, togetherness, clarity, passion, empowerment, joy, faith, strength, protection, prosperity, good health, celebration, fortitude, peace, affirmation and direction.
❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I welcome February.
It will bring healing, restoration, love, remembrance, connection, fresh starts, family, togetherness, clarity, passion, empowerment, joy, faith, strength, protection, prosperity, good health, celebration, fortitude, peace, affirmation and direction.
❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨
It will bring healing, restoration, love, remembrance, connection, fresh starts, family, togetherness, clarity, passion, empowerment, joy, faith, strength, protection, prosperity, good health, celebration, fortitude, peace, affirmation and direction.
❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨
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February really is the best month. Black History Month, my bday :), Valentine’s Day…
a woman with long black hair is standing on a football field with a kt logo behind her
Alt: a black woman (Megan thee stallion) with long black hair is standing on a football field posing and sticking her tongue out 😛
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
February really is the best month. Black History Month, my bday :), Valentine’s Day…
it’s actually the Leos in my life that are my secret ingredient.
I typically mirror and disappear because—though I crave it—being seen is so uncomfortable.
but my Leos remind me how to combine my authenticity with vulnerability in a centered way.
and that’s why I love them down.
happy Full Moon🌕
I typically mirror and disappear because—though I crave it—being seen is so uncomfortable.
but my Leos remind me how to combine my authenticity with vulnerability in a centered way.
and that’s why I love them down.
happy Full Moon🌕
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
it’s actually the Leos in my life that are my secret ingredient.
I typically mirror and disappear because—though I crave it—being seen is so uncomfortable.
but my Leos remind me how to combine my authenticity with vulnerability in a centered way.
and that’s why I love them down.
happy Full Moon🌕
I typically mirror and disappear because—though I crave it—being seen is so uncomfortable.
but my Leos remind me how to combine my authenticity with vulnerability in a centered way.
and that’s why I love them down.
happy Full Moon🌕
it’s February so that means my birthday is in ten daysssssssss
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
it’s February so that means my birthday is in ten daysssssssss
okay I’m going to be very sober all day today.
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
okay I’m going to be very sober all day today.
it’s been a busy day for wigs and bald spots.
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
it’s been a busy day for wigs and bald spots.
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Big Moose need to be ate down the gristle!
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Big Moose need to be ate down the gristle!
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imagine getting on national TV with nothing but rubber cement between you and your dignity.
What spirit guided your decision making when you went to glue some hair on before you went to fight, anchored by nothing but aspirations?
a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom
Alt: The great Catherine O’Hara in a dark suit saying “colour me curious”
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
imagine getting on national TV with nothing but rubber cement between you and your dignity.
people who need to be contrary for attention are really…I know it’s expressing a need, but it’s exhausting. no thanks.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
people who need to be contrary for attention are really…I know it’s expressing a need, but it’s exhausting. no thanks.
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we gotta leave some of you bitches behind.
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
we gotta leave some of you bitches behind.
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Invalidating someone’s experience because you didn’t live it says more about your empathy than their reality.
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Invalidating someone’s experience because you didn’t live it says more about your empathy than their reality.
I’ve been drawn to gothic literature since I was a child and I didn’t put that together…I wonder why?
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’ve been drawn to gothic literature since I was a child and I didn’t put that together…I wonder why?
why would you wear your bedtime toupée to the fight though? that wasn’t his wartime toupée glue, that’s very obvious.
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
why would you wear your bedtime toupée to the fight though? that wasn’t his wartime toupée glue, that’s very obvious.
that is an essential part of the program. you can’t pass this course without it, I’m so sorry.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
that is an essential part of the program. you can’t pass this course without it, I’m so sorry.
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Truly a shame.
I think I don’t care about head because I haven’t had many men do it well and how I like so just skip the shit.
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Truly a shame.
that man really pushed his wig back, that’s crazy
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
that man really pushed his wig back, that’s crazy
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I've seen my guy friends say 8-10 inches. The women have said 4-5.
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I've seen my guy friends say 8-10 inches. The women have said 4-5.