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@fareedblackman.bsky.social
Person of disinterest,
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
TwoFifteen
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The uncles at home today doing deep research on the topics they'll speak like experts about at tomorrow's dinner:
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The uncles at home today doing deep research on the topics they'll speak like experts about at tomorrow's dinner:
The subtitles aren't even necessary. Well-earned petty is a universal language.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The subtitles aren't even necessary. Well-earned petty is a universal language.
Her evil ass will probably suggest deporting her nephew too.
A Brazilian woman who is the mother of White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew has been detained by ICE
Mother Of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew Is Detained By ICE
The Brazilian overstayed a tourist visa and is in “removal proceedings,” Homeland Security told CNN.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Her evil ass will probably suggest deporting her nephew too.
"Be grateful I have haven't told god what you all are doing over there."
-Pop Off Leo
-Pop Off Leo
Pope Leo, the first U.S. leader of the Catholic Church, suggested that Americans should focus on gratitude as they sit around the dining table at the Thanksgiving holiday this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Be grateful I have haven't told god what you all are doing over there."
-Pop Off Leo
-Pop Off Leo
Scrolling back on this app to see the conversations I missed is always a mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Scrolling back on this app to see the conversations I missed is always a mistake.
"Russians love fighting and stealing land more than anyone so asking them to stop is a big win for freedom."
Reporter: What kind of concessions are the Russians going to have to make?
Trump: Well, they’re making concessions. Their big concession is they stop fighting and they don’t take any more land.
Trump: Well, they’re making concessions. Their big concession is they stop fighting and they don’t take any more land.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Russians love fighting and stealing land more than anyone so asking them to stop is a big win for freedom."
Me, when I see the reflection of the person taking the picture in the picture:
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me, when I see the reflection of the person taking the picture in the picture:
The way that's it's "obvious" that someone "isn't taking care of themselves" would be them needing to use their healthcare. So the Republican idea is that sick people should pay higher rates when they need insurance the most. Supply and demand, that's capitalism.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The way that's it's "obvious" that someone "isn't taking care of themselves" would be them needing to use their healthcare. So the Republican idea is that sick people should pay higher rates when they need insurance the most. Supply and demand, that's capitalism.
Intuitively, it feels like AI is creating this expectation that the average worker should be able to accomplish more even when AI is not actually making that happen, and the job market is so bad that employees work harder to keep the jobs, making it look like AI is helping productivity when it isn't
The AI boom is inflating the cost of memory chips everywhere. And it’s showing up in moves like this.
@bloomberg.com $HPQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com $HPQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Intuitively, it feels like AI is creating this expectation that the average worker should be able to accomplish more even when AI is not actually making that happen, and the job market is so bad that employees work harder to keep the jobs, making it look like AI is helping productivity when it isn't
One of the dumb things this administration keeps doing is using their incompetent lawyers to bring cases against people who were successful lawyers and thinking it will work.
“.. The suit, filed in a federal court in Washington, alleges that due to Swalwell’s criticism of President Donald Trump, Pulte began ‘scouring databases at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac’ in order to acquire Swalwell’s private mortgage records.”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the dumb things this administration keeps doing is using their incompetent lawyers to bring cases against people who were successful lawyers and thinking it will work.
Joel Embiid and Paul George's knees should get the assist for most of these points since they're making it possible.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Joel Embiid and Paul George's knees should get the assist for most of these points since they're making it possible.
If past life regression was real I'm confident mine would show that I wasn't someone who believed pseudoscience nonsense then either. Subpost for someone who isn't on this app.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If past life regression was real I'm confident mine would show that I wasn't someone who believed pseudoscience nonsense then either. Subpost for someone who isn't on this app.
He looks like this dog
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He looks like this dog
He doesn't tell jokes though.
Trump jokes staff wanted to send turkeys to El Salvador prison
Trump jokes staff wanted to send turkeys to El Salvador prison
Trump jokes staff wanted to send turkeys to El Salvador prison
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He doesn't tell jokes though.
The president of white America is selling cheap ass watches on cable tv channels like he's the ShamWow Guy, who is also now running for office as a Republican. It's like politics ran out of candidates and just started picking any recognizable asshole to fill seats.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The president of white America is selling cheap ass watches on cable tv channels like he's the ShamWow Guy, who is also now running for office as a Republican. It's like politics ran out of candidates and just started picking any recognizable asshole to fill seats.
That Brazilian Bolsonaro Litigation look nice.
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That Brazilian Bolsonaro Litigation look nice.
Imagine what he might try to do to please a vindictive old racist just to keep his job.
(MSNOW) - President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge ..
@ms.now
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
@ms.now
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Imagine what he might try to do to please a vindictive old racist just to keep his job.
JD Vance looks like he smell so fucking bad. I don't even have a joke here. He has visible body odor.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JD Vance looks like he smell so fucking bad. I don't even have a joke here. He has visible body odor.
"Erika ... turning ... to supprt JD Vance ... 'In Them Guts' "
Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.” https://cnn.it/4rlYMQy
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Erika ... turning ... to supprt JD Vance ... 'In Them Guts' "
Messing with profits right before the biggest food related holiday of the year in soup season is going to get him fired cataclysmically. He's going to immediately get fired from the next two jobs he gets from the wake of this firing.
Campbell Soup Company has now placed the executive who reportedly mocked its "poor" customers and said the company's meat "came from a 3D printer" on leave.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Messing with profits right before the biggest food related holiday of the year in soup season is going to get him fired cataclysmically. He's going to immediately get fired from the next two jobs he gets from the wake of this firing.
If projecting insecurities burned calories he wouldn't have to call everyone else fat all the time.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If projecting insecurities burned calories he wouldn't have to call everyone else fat all the time.
Since it's a state controlled production anyway just put state actors in it. These two are close enough:
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Since it's a state controlled production anyway just put state actors in it. These two are close enough:
This is a whole week where everyday is Friday and I deserve it goddamnit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is a whole week where everyday is Friday and I deserve it goddamnit.
*phone call*
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
*phone call*
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
Companies sending out Black Friday emails to the same email address a dozen at a time:
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Companies sending out Black Friday emails to the same email address a dozen at a time: