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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 8h

They got what they paid for paying and voting for him. It's metaphors on top of metaphors. 🤣

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 8h

"She has a $640 Rump watch"

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 8h

Flyers, Phillies and Eagles all lost the same night. Sixers held things down with a not loss.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 11h

I didn't know the walking dead shows were still going. Zombies aren't even intimidating anymore.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 12h

All these radicalized judges keep trying to stop armies from attacking their own citizens.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 12h

BREAKING: A judge blocks the deployment of National Guard troops in the Chicago area for two weeks.

Judge blocks National Guard deployment in Illinois for 2 weeks

A judge has blocked the deployment of National Guard troops in the Chicago area for two weeks, finding no substantial evidence that a “danger of rebellion” is brewing in Illinois.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 12h

The warning lights keep popping on.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12h

“President Donald Trump, flanked by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, left, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, speaks during a Cabinet meeting at the White House on Thursday.

(Jim Watson/AFP via Getty Images)”

@gettyimages.com @keithedwards.bsky.social

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 12h

She looks like Tim Burton made a movie about her.

Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 13h

The U.S. Senate on Thursday confirmed Jennifer Mascott, President Donald Trump's latest nominee to the federal appeals court in Philadelphia, further shifting the court's ideological balance to the right.

US Senate confirms Trump nominee Mascott to federal appeals court

The U.S. Senate on Thursday confirmed Jennifer Mascott, President Donald Trump's latest nominee to the federal appeals court in Philadelphia, further shifting the court's ideological balance to the right.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 13h

"I'll take that face Kim, thanks."

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 13h

Drake's last resort is to try to release good music, which is what any other rapper would've done first.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 13h

This dentist office gave me a bigass coffee mug for free. They ain't slick, they like "here, coffee stain them teefs up dummy, we do cleanings for $$$$$, see you soon."

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14h

This man has lost lyrically, judiciously, publicly, privately, melaninily... he needs to stop jumping into traffic expecting to beat the semi-truck.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15h

Drake’s federal defamation suit against Universal Music Group has been thrown out of court, TMZ reports

Drake's Federal Defamation Lawsuit Against UMG Over 'Not Like Us' Dismissed

Drake just took a big legal loss against his own record label ... because his federal defamation suit against Universal Music Group has been thrown out of court.

www.tmz.com

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 16h

This is 100% why I stopped responding to IM at work. Email the complete thought to me once you have it together.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

What a liar doesn't say is more important than what they do say.

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

He found two correlational studies that probably don't actually hypothesize anything about circumcisions and autism and even if they did, aren't proof because there's no methodology to test the hypothesis, but I'm more interested in how many studies he ignored that didn't make this dumbass claim.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

The Health and Human Services Secretary implied that parents give their sons so much more Tylenol after a circumcision that it causes a significant increase in autism rates, which Tylenol doesn't do either way, and then he kept his job. That last thing is the craziest part.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

Intercontinental dick-riding. Ballistic AI dick-riding.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 19h

Meanwhile, Netanyahu..

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

The All American Halftime Show to counter the American halftime show.

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 20h

Just announced: Turning Point USA will present an alternative “All-American” halftime show (performers TBA) for those who don’t want to watch that Puerto Rican.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW

Yes, the rumors are true... Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 17h

America is a sitcom in some other dimension and they are cracking up.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 18h

It's a cabinet meeting full of dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 19h

Elected officials as soon as Kristi Noem leaves the room:

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KYW Newsradio on 103.9 FM @kywnewsradio.bsky.social · 1d

Philadelphia Police are asking for the public's help finding 23-year-old Kada Scott, who vanished after she left for an overnight shift at her nursing home job in East Mount Airy on Saturday. spr.ly/63327ASkTB

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 19h

He can't even put his right hand on the table where the press can see it and his ankles look like kebob meat but do go on about looks.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump: "Nancy's not looking too good. I don't know the hel-- what happened to Nancy. But she's not looking great."

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 19h

So ICE shot her and is lying to the courts.

Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 23h

A woman who was shot multiple times by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents did not ram them with her car and had her weapon stored in her purse at the time of the incident, according to her lawyer, contradicting accounts by the Department of Homeland Security.

www.reuters.com/world/us/bod...

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 19h

As I was saying...

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