Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
Person of disinterest,
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
TwoFifteen
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
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Being the cake person from a pie household is hard this time of year but god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Being the cake person from a pie household is hard this time of year but god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
Me, excited for my turn when they're going around the table to ask what everyone is thankful for the year that man dies:
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me, excited for my turn when they're going around the table to ask what everyone is thankful for the year that man dies:
President toddler with the zingers.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
President toddler with the zingers.
He's sticking with the racism he was committed to before this shooting.
Asked what Afghanis in the US legally should be thinking, Trump talks about how Somalis are allegedly taking over Minnesota
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
He's sticking with the racism he was committed to before this shooting.
He's always the real victim.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
He's always the real victim.
Interesting finding out who lets their food touch and who isn't a savage.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Interesting finding out who lets their food touch and who isn't a savage.
Fitness influencers posting about how they're going to work off the extra 7 tofu calories from Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow morning
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fitness influencers posting about how they're going to work off the extra 7 tofu calories from Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow morning
"She was only there because I tried to takeover Washington. Ban Afghans for doing that. Sad!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"She was only there because I tried to takeover Washington. Ban Afghans for doing that. Sad!"
Regarding that last repost:
Would.
And I don't give a damn what anybody say.
Would.
And I don't give a damn what anybody say.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Regarding that last repost:
Would.
And I don't give a damn what anybody say.
Would.
And I don't give a damn what anybody say.
Reposted by Absolute Fareed
Me, not shopping on black friday to support not wanting to buy nobody any gifts anyway:
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me, not shopping on black friday to support not wanting to buy nobody any gifts anyway:
Signing greeting cards is humbling. My handwriting is fucking terrible because of computers.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Signing greeting cards is humbling. My handwriting is fucking terrible because of computers.
I know a lane departure warning light hate to see Jeanine Pirro coming.
The two National Guard members critically injured in a shooting attack in D.C. have been have been identified.
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I know a lane departure warning light hate to see Jeanine Pirro coming.
The casinos he lead to bankruptcy didn't even turn their income into $2 million.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The casinos he lead to bankruptcy didn't even turn their income into $2 million.
Almost time for the newest holiday tradition of me being forced to watch a Tyler Perry movie so poorly written, directed and acted that I daydream about peeling my pupils off my eyeballs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Almost time for the newest holiday tradition of me being forced to watch a Tyler Perry movie so poorly written, directed and acted that I daydream about peeling my pupils off my eyeballs.
This will be the year that goon president demands a float dedicated to him at the next big parade. He knew not to do it for the Thanksgiving parade since he looks like a roasted turkey anyway and the jokes would be too easy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This will be the year that goon president demands a float dedicated to him at the next big parade. He knew not to do it for the Thanksgiving parade since he looks like a roasted turkey anyway and the jokes would be too easy.
They also think ICE agents who kidnap people in front of preschoolers and shoot priests in the face are *not* on the barbaric side.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They also think ICE agents who kidnap people in front of preschoolers and shoot priests in the face are *not* on the barbaric side.
No, cuddle up on my plate.
At The Gentle Barn, this flock of turkeys isn't going to end up on your plate, but they might cuddle up in your lap.
At The Gentle Barn, turkeys are for snuggling, not stuffing at Thanksgiving
At The Gentle Barn, this flock of turkeys isn't going to end up on your plate, but they might cuddle up in your lap.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No, cuddle up on my plate.
Again, "wal-mark". Twice in one sentence so definitely not a mistake. She's trying to drive me insane, on purpose.
*phone call*
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
"...and then I stopped by Wal-Mark to pick up a few things and..."
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Again, "wal-mark". Twice in one sentence so definitely not a mistake. She's trying to drive me insane, on purpose.
Do I believe that a president who murders fisherman and calls them drug runners would murder others for political points?
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Do I believe that a president who murders fisherman and calls them drug runners would murder others for political points?
*Planters Peanuts meeting*
Advertising director: "Hey we need a mascot. And a good name for it.'
Employee: "How about a peanut named Mr Peanut?"
Ad Director: "Fuck it man if you all don't care neither do I, I'm allergic to these shits anyway, I quit."
Advertising director: "Hey we need a mascot. And a good name for it.'
Employee: "How about a peanut named Mr Peanut?"
Ad Director: "Fuck it man if you all don't care neither do I, I'm allergic to these shits anyway, I quit."
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
*Planters Peanuts meeting*
Advertising director: "Hey we need a mascot. And a good name for it.'
Employee: "How about a peanut named Mr Peanut?"
Ad Director: "Fuck it man if you all don't care neither do I, I'm allergic to these shits anyway, I quit."
Advertising director: "Hey we need a mascot. And a good name for it.'
Employee: "How about a peanut named Mr Peanut?"
Ad Director: "Fuck it man if you all don't care neither do I, I'm allergic to these shits anyway, I quit."
Her face has the same graphics as characters in the Playstation 2 Silent Hill game.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Her face has the same graphics as characters in the Playstation 2 Silent Hill game.