Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
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fareedblackman.bsky.social
"LAWYYYYYYYYYYYYYERS!!!!"

-Drake
fareedblackman.bsky.social
People inside the administration are creating content to show an easily susceptible president to convince him to do what they want him to do. He's a Manchurian Candidate for white nationalists who all have different agendas.
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Almost 9 months ago, our press colleague Anas Al-Sharif removed his press vest following the announcement of a ceasefire.

And then we saw what happened next. May we ensure the bombs actually end this time.

I wish he, and so many more, were here with us.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
That pause and darting eyes makes me laugh every single time. He was in crisis for a second.
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Trump: "Charlie Kirk was assassinated by a far left extremist who inscribed the words, 'hey fascist, catch' -- meaning catch the bullet -- onto the bullet shelf itself."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
"Psst, you look especially Jabba the Hutty from this angle, sir."
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fareedblackman.bsky.social
The two biggest liars in the Eastern and Western hemispheres have a peace deal that's as good as their word. They'll break this deal before new year's day.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
He thought it was suspension like what comes after detention in school and assumed it probably meant DHS. 🤣🤣
fareedblackman.bsky.social
I hate a "by continuing to use the service you accept the updated terms and conditions". I want an option to "begrudgingly accept the updated terms and conditions because I have no choice and I'm not happy about it."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
I keep tabs on all my enemies doctor's visits so I can be ready to send prayers down HARD
fareedblackman.bsky.social
I knew I wasn't crazy. He's already had an annual in April of this year. They're lying again.

www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
fareedblackman.bsky.social
A president with any intellectual curiosity at all would be like "let me double check to make sure they really are burning Portland to the ground before I say that on camera because it sounds odd."
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genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
He almost got real then dialed it back down.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
Where Brooklyn at? Let it out and stop asking to ask a question.
phillewis.bsky.social
GOP Rep. Mike Lawler and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries get into it outside a news conference at the Capitol

(video via Rachel Schilke)
fareedblackman.bsky.social
He's afraid of stairs and face to face confrontations.
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Trump on Pritzker and Brandon Johnson: "I believe they're scared. They are actually frightened for their lives."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
He looks like a bullfrog but uglier.
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Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during Andy Ngo's speech
fareedblackman.bsky.social
The administration really has the press come cover some afternoon dick riding.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
It's just difficult to find these statements intimidating when they're sucking his dick at the same time.
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Patel: "I would like to remind the American public: they built this DC temple of corruption over decades, and in 8 short months, Mr President, you have crippled their foundation."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
"We can't prove any of this but trust us, they're covering up how completely burned down these cities are."
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Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."
fareedblackman.bsky.social
The president of white America is functionally illiterate.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
The look down when he couldn't figure out if the word was "sleeve" or "shelf" and he rolled the dice on "shelf"
fareedblackman.bsky.social
Leaders going to the courts to stop him from attacking cities governed by the opposing party under false pretenses is not an insurrection.
fareedblackman.bsky.social
I wonder how many times the Ghostbusters got called out because white people saw Black people in their neighborhood and they were like "that's strange"

I have some free time to think too much today sorry yall
fareedblackman.bsky.social
Able bodied boys sitting around playing games on our money:
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NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein

JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling

NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions

MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family

NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it?

MJ: Again, it's a distraction
fareedblackman.bsky.social
I can't go ring the Liberty Bell right now, why am I paying Liberty Bell prices.