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Keebler.
@inayamchele.bsky.social
Retired agent of chaos.
hey, clean around the base of your toilets before your friends and family come in your house Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cooking starts tomorrow!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i have a work friend who sends me multiple unfunny reels on IG all the time and i just….
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
realizing i cant fall back asleep because Chip has too much space and comfort on his side so i scooted over there more. i should drift back off soon.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
my body is so used to being up at this time for the gym, i’m wide awake even tho i’m not going til later
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
listen to it. please.
It’s 10AM and bright as shit outside and all my body wants to do is sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Thursday is not the day for experimenting or first timers 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
pass that task!
yall.. I’m making the mac & cheese this year. I don’t cook. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Morning Show so damn good i be forgetting to meat watch Jon Hamm.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Juelz Santana is s fucking idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
a Nigerian man named Wale just walked onto a scene on #RHOP.
i hope nobody left scammed or pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
making sure no liquor or oui’d is left behind.
What’s gonna be yall contribution to Thanksgiving this year though
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this shit literally put tears in my eyes
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
see.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Keebler.
Shorts. I sincerely apologize if you took offense to any of my prior skeets regarding The Shorts.

We will be providing #Uppies to anyone 5’ 2” and under as reparations.

Please stay tuned for additional details.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
PLEASE
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i’m sure this is wildly offensive to them.
Wait… Do The Shorts have stand up meetings?
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Keebler.
Neyo would never have 3 girlfriends if he wasnt famous. He looks like a ninja turtle under those fedoras.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the men got asses sitting up like two bunk beds?
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
no, angel.
Y'all, am I a menace?

Be honest. 👀
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
BAYBEEEE WHEN NICOLE BEHAIRE PUT ON MONEY, POWER, RESPECT AND WENT IN TO INTERVIEW THAT RACIST WHITE LADY!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#TheMorningShow
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my husband asks for approval before he posts anything of me 😭 i think i gave him ptsd
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
whole time one eye closed and it looks like i have a gut from the angle he took the pic.
I love the authenticity of a candid pic. You’re beautiful to me from all angles boo.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i got in the car and my iphone map talmbout 32 minutes to work. Jokes on you, bitch, i’m off all week!
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
maaaaaaaaaan, don’t turn me up this morning.
I hate Synchrony bank
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM