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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.

philadelphia
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
making midnight meatballs.
listening to the incredible, dazzling, amazing, unique, sensational, and especially deserving Grammy Award winning artist DURAND BERNARR

music.apple.com/us/album/uns...
Unspoken by Durand Bernarr on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:26
music.apple.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
positively crying @ the fact it went from maybe 75+ responses of whites saying they came on the Mayflower to the rest of us going "SLAVERY, DUMMY!"

500 strong 😤
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
i had wine for dinner so we can die hungry idc
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
STALEMATE: i'm not rolling meatballs until i smoke a blunt but he wants to get in a Rivals match.

it is 10:34 PM
a man in a suit and tie is pointing at another man in a white shirt
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at another man in a white shirt
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
it's some MESS in the family GC.
nephew's girlfriend is pregnant and everybody is on quiet.
a man wearing a grey sweatshirt with the letter a on the front
ALT: a man wearing a grey sweatshirt with the letter a on the front
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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from bari weiss to head of cbsnews HR:

what do you mean we can’t hire prof. lascivious d. studentabuser, he’s a smart guy with very valuable insights and i want him on the air to talk about grok this weekend

from cbs news head of HR to bari weiss:

bari — are you familiar with the term discovery?
as i have maybe mentioned before, giving her *operational* control in addition to editorial is going to be a massive, hilarious mistake, because she has absolutely no idea what she is doing and will not listen to anyone who does
Simply incredible
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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She brought the world to a grinding halt with this one. youtu.be/_AQByCFr0gs?...
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Because I love

a) Talkin' trash about Josh Shapiro
b) Talkin' trash about Fetterman
c) Larry Krasner

here is a gift link for y'all: share.inquirer.com/IxvbjE
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
share.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"Apparent also is the government's ignorance of an American historical document called the
Declaration of Independence.
[...]
And then there is that pesky inconvenience called the Fourth Amendment"
I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.

But did you look at the judge's order?

It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."

Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Want to see what a dream coming true looks like? What to hear what it sounds like?

Also: Be cool, Wil. Stephen King typed out your name, and you absolutely can NOT make it weird. Be. Cool.
Listen to the story that shaped a generation. Decades after starring in Stand By Me, the film adaptation of THE BODY, Wil Wheaton lends his voice to an all new recording of the audiobook. Pre-order your copy and start listening March 24, 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i apparently agreed to make meatball sandwiches for dinner in the haze of post-coital bliss this morning.

me and my big mouth 🫢
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Jerome Deangelo Richardson, a 21-year-old Temple University student and activist, was arrested by federal agents on Monday in connection to an anti-ICE protest that took place at a church in Minnesota. #BlackskyNews
thegrio.com/2026/02/02/d...
DOJ arrests 21-year-old student activist who helped Don Lemon with Minneapolis protest coverage
The GoFundMe page for Temple college senior Jerome Richardson's legal defense has already raised over $11,000.
thegrio.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Halle Berry covers The Cut
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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This could've been on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Winning AOTY and performing the Super Bowl gotta be one of the craziest weeks of all-time.
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
BAD BUNNY WINS!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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i'm finna be randomly exclaiming "Luther Vandross!" for at least the next six weeks. 👨🏽‍⚖️
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
LV choir robes
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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LUTHER VANDROSS!??!
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh Cher, you perfect angel
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Lauryn getting artists on and off stage:
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM