malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
catching up with the season 2 finale of The Vince Staples Show 💖
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
catching up with the season 2 finale of The Vince Staples Show 💖
about to lose another $2. back to work i go. 😖
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
about to lose another $2. back to work i go. 😖
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I wanna reply BROKE to all these Black Friday emails
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wanna reply BROKE to all these Black Friday emails
ooh i love a robe! i have so many! Short and fuzzy. Mid-length and silky. Long and lush terry cloth. Thick, thin.. all are welcome!
i also love a houseshoe.
a nice open slipper, or the closed toe clog-style ones when it's cooler. Heavy socks will suffice in a pinch.
Not a barefoot person.
i also love a houseshoe.
a nice open slipper, or the closed toe clog-style ones when it's cooler. Heavy socks will suffice in a pinch.
Not a barefoot person.
Are you a “housecoat” wearer?
Don’t wear bedroom shoes, socks or barefoot?
Don’t wear bedroom shoes, socks or barefoot?
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
ooh i love a robe! i have so many! Short and fuzzy. Mid-length and silky. Long and lush terry cloth. Thick, thin.. all are welcome!
i also love a houseshoe.
a nice open slipper, or the closed toe clog-style ones when it's cooler. Heavy socks will suffice in a pinch.
Not a barefoot person.
i also love a houseshoe.
a nice open slipper, or the closed toe clog-style ones when it's cooler. Heavy socks will suffice in a pinch.
Not a barefoot person.
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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Clue is obviously the best game-into-a-movie adaptation
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Clue is obviously the best game-into-a-movie adaptation
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achillles should have just worn timbs
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
achillles should have just worn timbs
excellent content
Someone left a mound of peanut butter out in the woods, and I am highly amused by the way the animals showed up for it (and shared it) over multiple days.
And also, which animals missed it entirely. lol
youtu.be/iU8NpRavask?...
And also, which animals missed it entirely. lol
youtu.be/iU8NpRavask?...
Leaving a PEANUT BUTTER Mountain in the Woods - Here's what happened! Trail Camera
YouTube video by The Outdoor Theater
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
excellent content
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Whatever ruined, broken institutions the Dems inherit would suddenly become things impossible to change.
"Listen to this child here, demanding the FDA 'resume vaccination programs' as if that's something in its power. You infant. You absolute rube."
"Listen to this child here, demanding the FDA 'resume vaccination programs' as if that's something in its power. You infant. You absolute rube."
April 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whatever ruined, broken institutions the Dems inherit would suddenly become things impossible to change.
"Listen to this child here, demanding the FDA 'resume vaccination programs' as if that's something in its power. You infant. You absolute rube."
"Listen to this child here, demanding the FDA 'resume vaccination programs' as if that's something in its power. You infant. You absolute rube."
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We don’t speak of the beast.
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We don’t speak of the beast.
this not a Joel? nor a Jolie??
wild to think how fucking pretty Yuri was in his youth too
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
this not a Joel? nor a Jolie??
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
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Nonchalant gets you nonchaleft!
a man in a black shirt is clapping his hands and smiling .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is clapping his hands and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nonchalant gets you nonchaleft!
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This is a bread and butter pickle hate account
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is a bread and butter pickle hate account
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
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Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
i hate this
Cowbussy leaking.
Dallas got that thoak OPEN
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i hate this
Am i drunk? Yes
but am I drunk? Also yes
but am I drunk? Also yes
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Am i drunk? Yes
but am I drunk? Also yes
but am I drunk? Also yes
my brother just got up and called fives.
i have taken his seat, and he threatened violence.
i have taken his seat, and he threatened violence.
a man talking to a woman with the words " an epic choose your own adventure novel " below him
ALT: a man talking to a woman with the words " an epic choose your own adventure novel " below him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my brother just got up and called fives.
i have taken his seat, and he threatened violence.
i have taken his seat, and he threatened violence.
browsing my photos and found this puppy, titled "who man's"
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
browsing my photos and found this puppy, titled "who man's"
bullied a man into giving me his Long Island Cutwater because I didn't feel like walking to the fridge to get one
a man with the letter b on the back of his jersey
ALT: a man with the letter b on the back of his jersey
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
bullied a man into giving me his Long Island Cutwater because I didn't feel like walking to the fridge to get one
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
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I love love. Turn this shit up
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I love love. Turn this shit up
coffee tequila shots 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
coffee tequila shots 🥴