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malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose. philadelphia
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 19m
second gigantic iced coffee of the dayyyy i'm never going to dieee 💃🏽😭
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 22m
playing while confused the whole time >>
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h
I never figured this shit out
Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Hank at Peggy's family ranch with his eyes squinted looking slightly upset. Text reads "I'm complicated"
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
i'm fond of Cool Water, myself
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Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 6h
Ladies: what’s yall scent?
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y2k @y2k.bsky.social · 16h
"couldn't do megan mccain's job" is one of the most cutting things you can say about a person
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.
CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
as well.
a girl is sitting on a couch wearing a black shirt with a pizza on it
ALT: a girl is sitting on a couch wearing a black shirt with a pizza on it
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
without taking away from the efforts he put in (both physically and emotionally)... 6'4 with a soft curl, dimples and a jawline that just won't quit is quite the triple play. his raw material was cheat codes 😅
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
🫠🫠
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
this is fucking insane.
a man in a white shirt and tie is smiling with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is smiling with his hand on his chin .
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
This ..is crazy.
a close up of a man 's face with the hashtag schittscreek on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the hashtag schittscreek on the bottom
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
OMG, i never even thought to look up his previous stuff. wow, this is like a different person 😳
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
Right?? his looks are versatile, could be cast in many different roles.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
i need him.

floppy haired, or short shorn,
in jersey tee or cable knit.
NEED.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
i have that clip saved somewhere, when he visited the set? 😭
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 16h
A photo like this is going to inspire an entire generation of girls to hoop even more.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
don't you dare.
a man and a woman are sitting on the ground in a field .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on the ground in a field .
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
i was ready to be annoyed about something, but forgot it immediately 😏
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
egads! that is a very well-drawn man
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
denzel came home from work, walked in to the bedroom and bit me on my butt.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
a man says you and me both in front of a poster
ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
☹️
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Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 16h
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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 17h
It's a little wild and a little strange
Riding Shai-Halud out on the range.
Start your sandworm and come along.
Here's a maker hook so you can hold on.

Singin' LISAN AL-GAIB!
(LISAN AL-GAI-WHAT?)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jun 28
Hey Dune
The cast of the television show Hey Dude but with their eyes blued and little crude tubes drawn on their face making them look like Fremen from Dune
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16h
I'm so deeply sorry for your loss, my friend 🫂
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
No mozzarella sticks at The French Laundry zero stars
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Lux Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 22h
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 18h
this makes me laugh every time
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19h
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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