malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
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Using aye eye to do kufis is anti-Black
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Using aye eye to do kufis is anti-Black
AI sucks.
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
AI sucks.
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Wonder Man is what happens when artistry & acting are played at the forefront!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wonder Man is what happens when artistry & acting are played at the forefront!!
Billy Porter's wig is to Melody Thornton as Billy Porter is to Nicole Skskskhrjdlinger
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Billy Porter's wig is to Melody Thornton as Billy Porter is to Nicole Skskskhrjdlinger
I can't wait until we've all watched #WonderMan as a family unit. that show is ridiculous good
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I can't wait until we've all watched #WonderMan as a family unit. that show is ridiculous good
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Wonder Man >>>>>
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Wonder Man >>>>>
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Yall wanted it to be 2016 so bad and now look! Everybody dying again!
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Yall wanted it to be 2016 so bad and now look! Everybody dying again!
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You an ugly bitch if you’re defending a man who harasses and harms women.
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You an ugly bitch if you’re defending a man who harasses and harms women.
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Live look of me right now in Club Bedroom
a man in a white tank top sings into a microphone while two other men sing into microphones
ALT: a man in a white tank top sings into a microphone while two other men sing into microphones
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Live look of me right now in Club Bedroom
Companion (2025)
I was gonna say that I wouldn’t mind existing to please. But I thought about it and… I would.
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Companion (2025)
share the wig vid!
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
share the wig vid!
been thinking about this a lot
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
been thinking about this a lot
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thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
🥺💗
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
🥺💗
Since waking up, I've killed a bottle of tequila and have become increasingly chatty since then
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Since waking up, I've killed a bottle of tequila and have become increasingly chatty since then
I haven't and it's because I am very dubious about all that citrus juice so close to everything.
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
Y’all ever grapefruit somebody?
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I haven't and it's because I am very dubious about all that citrus juice so close to everything.
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
wow. this is not how I expected to find out
a man in a green sweater is asking what can i say .
ALT: a man in a green sweater is asking what can i say .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
wow. this is not how I expected to find out
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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
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IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
not in love with sharing a WP post, but it's generally useful info so maybe they uploaded by mistake
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
not in love with sharing a WP post, but it's generally useful info so maybe they uploaded by mistake
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If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.