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malcoholic
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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.

philadelphia
i saw the words "pastrami burger" some weeks ago and i've been plotting how to get my mitts on one ever since πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Enjoy the first 20 minutes of gameplay, narrated by two of the lead developers, from Relooted, the upcoming action/adventure/puzzle game in which you "reloot" African artifacts in a future-set world with the aim of returning them to the cultures they belong to. https://bit.ly/4afdL77
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Every scene was completely under his control

youtu.be/4TQRVT6tkHs?...
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
finally some GOOD news!! πŸ₯Ή
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
it's definitely in my repertoire now. i'll still oven for larger quantities but to make one breffis sammich? Water bacon!
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Right?? I thought he was living dangerously πŸ˜…
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
America's Test Kitchen be knowing ☝🏽
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I was so wary lolol. Only used two or three strips to test it the first time, and I'll be doggone! Science works!
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'm rather fond of that CHAMBEA song..
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
exaaaactly!
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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🚨 New Band alert!

HAYLEY WILLIAMS FANS COME GET YALL JUICE! She dropped the 3-song EP on YouTube.

❀️‍πŸ”₯ Power Snatch ❀️‍πŸ”₯
youtu.be/T7XLVG1fbD4?...
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
good morning

this is the first song i played when i got into the office.
music.apple.com/us/album/wow...
Wow Freestyle (feat. Kendrick Lamar) by Jay Rock on AppleΒ Music
Song Β· 2018 Β· Duration 2:55
music.apple.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
They whooped ass! Very satisfying ending.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Right?? some real Breaking Bad shit but it equals delicious bacon for me so win!
a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
ALT: a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It's something about the water slowing down the cooking process so the bacon cooks more evenly once the water evaporates? i saw this video on here and i was dubious but tried it. turned out just the way described: www.instagram.com/reel/DTaeLCi...
testkitchen on Instagram: "This feels wrong… until you try it. Cooking bacon in a little water helps render the fat gently, so by the time the water cooks off…"
This feels wrong… until you try it. Cooking bacon in a little water helps render the fat gently, so by the time the water cooks off, the bacon crisps evenly instead of scorching. @chef.eric.explains shows us how it's done!
www.instagram.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Oven usually, but i tried that pan fry with a little water in it and it worked!
How do y’all cook your bacon?

Frying? Baking sheet in the oven? Alternative method.

Turkey bacon counts.
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
after i finish the new season debut of #NextLevelChef, i am checking into to Club Bed 😴
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Sliced horseradish cheddar to melt on the roll for meatball sandwiches, it was delicious!

then he made a salad dressed with jalapeΓ±o chips and honey yuzu dressing .. OMG.
a person eating with chopsticks in front of a sign that says 8 day
ALT: a person eating with chopsticks in front of a sign that says 8 day
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
might be late but I'm always on time!
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
making midnight meatballs.
listening to the incredible, dazzling, amazing, unique, sensational, and especially deserving Grammy Award winning artist DURAND BERNARR

music.apple.com/us/album/uns...
Unspoken by Durand Bernarr on AppleΒ Music
Song Β· 2025 Β· Duration 3:26
music.apple.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
oh shit it's 800. lolol what they say? ratio!
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM