malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
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We gotta get the yt boys back in the garage..
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We gotta get the yt boys back in the garage..
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15-20 minutes
Question for folks whose parents are still alive -
How far do you live from them?
How far do you live from them?
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
15-20 minutes
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Good morning!
February 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Good morning!
100% accurate. i hate that goddamn song. Stay your ass home, Less! We'll be fine without you!
Alessia Cara should’ve stayed the ABSOLUTE fuck home instead of fucking up the vibe of the party.
What’s a song that’ll have you visibly upset and annoyed
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
100% accurate. i hate that goddamn song. Stay your ass home, Less! We'll be fine without you!
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They should replace every reference with “6Lack” 💀
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
They should replace every reference with “6Lack” 💀
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If you’re into books written by people instead of assembled by AI slop, I just finished this one, which is about a Black guy who quits the CIA to train Black freedom fighters in Chicago, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
If you’re into books written by people instead of assembled by AI slop, I just finished this one, which is about a Black guy who quits the CIA to train Black freedom fighters in Chicago, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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I want things like shows movies & books that use AI slop to be slapped with a warning label like a pack of cigarettes.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I want things like shows movies & books that use AI slop to be slapped with a warning label like a pack of cigarettes.
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A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.
i've a bottle of champagne with gold flakes I'm hanging on to for the specialest occasion.
If IT happens today
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
ARE YOU PREPARED?
Do you have a list of people to contact?
Do you have a place to celebrate?
A day time place, a night time place
What are you going to eat what are you going to drink do you have enough for everyone
Plan now bc you won’t be thinking clearly when it happens
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i've a bottle of champagne with gold flakes I'm hanging on to for the specialest occasion.
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Negative degrees should be illegal omg
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Negative degrees should be illegal omg
when did chocolate covered pretzels start running my pockets like this??? $7.99 for this little ass bag 😒
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
when did chocolate covered pretzels start running my pockets like this??? $7.99 for this little ass bag 😒
this morning is about Aaliyah
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
this morning is about Aaliyah
It is vey late but i am making mini loaves of corn bread
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It is vey late but i am making mini loaves of corn bread
I don't believe in watching people on YT.
I know it exists, and so do they, but honestly I don't care.
Short form video is a scourge.
I'm sorry your material doesn't translate to text-based material.
Or I'm not. Good luck tho
I know it exists, and so do they, but honestly I don't care.
Short form video is a scourge.
I'm sorry your material doesn't translate to text-based material.
Or I'm not. Good luck tho
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I don't believe in watching people on YT.
I know it exists, and so do they, but honestly I don't care.
Short form video is a scourge.
I'm sorry your material doesn't translate to text-based material.
Or I'm not. Good luck tho
I know it exists, and so do they, but honestly I don't care.
Short form video is a scourge.
I'm sorry your material doesn't translate to text-based material.
Or I'm not. Good luck tho
I might've given too many talking too's to The Teen tonight. I'll be nicer now.
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I might've given too many talking too's to The Teen tonight. I'll be nicer now.
Giveon Tings Drawls
What does GTD stand for?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Giveon Tings Drawls
I don't understand this and I'm about to unfollow the MF who reposted it 😒
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I don't understand this and I'm about to unfollow the MF who reposted it 😒
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DON'T DROP THAT SHIT
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
DON'T DROP THAT SHIT
nah, that's yellow cake. very dangerous.
February 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
nah, that's yellow cake. very dangerous.
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
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If we’re having a good time laughing at a man and you come in trying to flip it on women, please know that I think you shit at the club. Because you’re a party pooper.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
If we’re having a good time laughing at a man and you come in trying to flip it on women, please know that I think you shit at the club. Because you’re a party pooper.