malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
Misplaced "of" somewhere out there
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Misplaced "of" somewhere out there
shocking amounts consumed of tequila by now,
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
shocking amounts consumed of tequila by now,
this the man those chirrun gave a Weapons-grade jumping to.
get worse soon, Bozo!!
bsky.app/profile/tusk...
get worse soon, Bozo!!
bsky.app/profile/tusk...
Grown-ass 45-year-old adult man arrested on assault charges after picking fight with students who had been protesting ICE.
“‘After further thorough investigation, it was determined that Watts was the primary aggressor,’ police said.”
people.com/texas-man-ar...
“‘After further thorough investigation, it was determined that Watts was the primary aggressor,’ police said.”
people.com/texas-man-ar...
Texas Man Arrested After Fight With Students At Walkout Protesting ICE
Texas Man Arrested After Fight With Students At Walkout Protesting ICE
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
this the man those chirrun gave a Weapons-grade jumping to.
get worse soon, Bozo!!
bsky.app/profile/tusk...
get worse soon, Bozo!!
bsky.app/profile/tusk...
No. But somehow yes.
Do yall think mermaids are real? If so, are they evil?
a turtle is swimming in a coral reef surrounded by seaweed
ALT: a turtle is swimming in a coral reef surrounded by seaweed
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
No. But somehow yes.
I keep trying to do other stuff but I don't wanna 😢
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I keep trying to do other stuff but I don't wanna 😢
unshockingly:
Virologist Nathan Wolfe sought funding from Jeffrey Epstein to study whether sexually transmitted infections increased women’s sex drive.
He planned to conduct this study among female undergraduate students.
He planned to conduct this study among female undergraduate students.
Former Stanford professor Nathan Wolfe ’92 planned sexual behavior research, described interns with Epstein
The Daily investigated correspondence between virologist Nathan Wolfe ’92 and Epstein in which the two men discussed interns’ attractiveness, “female viagra” and sexual research projects.
stanforddaily.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
unshockingly:
a million margaritas later...
i am ready to clean house
i am ready to clean house
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
a million margaritas later...
i am ready to clean house
i am ready to clean house
The Delfonics record playing.
i am going to make this house sparkle
i am going to make this house sparkle
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The Delfonics record playing.
i am going to make this house sparkle
i am going to make this house sparkle
I was thinking this the other day. I had some turkey stroganoff, and wanted a shortcut. I feel like this should be easier way than manually convincing turkey broth and all that heavy cream and seasoning to make your own.
Why it ain’t no such thing as cream of turkey soup????
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I was thinking this the other day. I had some turkey stroganoff, and wanted a shortcut. I feel like this should be easier way than manually convincing turkey broth and all that heavy cream and seasoning to make your own.
weird way to spell champion but ok yes
This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
weird way to spell champion but ok yes
so far this morning, i've made all the doctors appointments, dentist appointments, room reservations, and purchased theater tickets necessary for the month.
now the real work begins
now the real work begins
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
so far this morning, i've made all the doctors appointments, dentist appointments, room reservations, and purchased theater tickets necessary for the month.
now the real work begins
now the real work begins
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i have half a mind to put on 'Imitation of Life' (1959) next but i gotta get moving on these chores
a cartoon of cinderella cleaning a room with a bucket of water
ALT: a cartoon of cinderella cleaning a room with a bucket of water
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
i have half a mind to put on 'Imitation of Life' (1959) next but i gotta get moving on these chores
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NEW: The FBI has been unable to access a Washington Post reporter’s seized iPhone because it was in Lockdown Mode, a sometimes overlooked feature that makes iPhones broadly more secure, according to recently filed court records.
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...
www.404media.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
NEW: The FBI has been unable to access a Washington Post reporter’s seized iPhone because it was in Lockdown Mode, a sometimes overlooked feature that makes iPhones broadly more secure, according to recently filed court records.
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Protesting is good and right and proper.
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Protesting is good and right and proper.
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WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
so he had a job! what they really want?!
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
so he had a job! what they really want?!
'Banana in the tailpipe' blockhead ass
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
'Banana in the tailpipe' blockhead ass
anything i planned to do today will have to take place *after* i watch Mildred Pierce (again)
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
anything i planned to do today will have to take place *after* i watch Mildred Pierce (again)
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I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit
As an aside, Rachel is a legend. (From Fischer’s “African Founders”)
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit
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phoebe robinson makes it plain.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
phoebe robinson makes it plain.
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Hail To Whatever You Found in the Sunlight That Surrounds You - Rilo Kiley
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Hail To Whatever You Found in the Sunlight That Surrounds You - Rilo Kiley
Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst - Kendrick Lamar
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst - Kendrick Lamar