malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
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Wonder Man is what happens when artistry & acting are played at the forefront!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wonder Man is what happens when artistry & acting are played at the forefront!!
Billy Porter's wig is to Melody Thornton as Billy Porter is to Nicole Skskskhrjdlinger
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Billy Porter's wig is to Melody Thornton as Billy Porter is to Nicole Skskskhrjdlinger
I can't wait until we've all watched #WonderMan as a family unit. that show is ridiculous good
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I can't wait until we've all watched #WonderMan as a family unit. that show is ridiculous good
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Wonder Man >>>>>
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Wonder Man >>>>>
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Yall wanted it to be 2016 so bad and now look! Everybody dying again!
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Yall wanted it to be 2016 so bad and now look! Everybody dying again!
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You an ugly bitch if you’re defending a man who harasses and harms women.
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You an ugly bitch if you’re defending a man who harasses and harms women.
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Live look of me right now in Club Bedroom
a man in a white tank top sings into a microphone while two other men sing into microphones
ALT: a man in a white tank top sings into a microphone while two other men sing into microphones
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Live look of me right now in Club Bedroom
Companion (2025)
I was gonna say that I wouldn’t mind existing to please. But I thought about it and… I would.
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Companion (2025)
share the wig vid!
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
share the wig vid!
been thinking about this a lot
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
been thinking about this a lot
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thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
🥺💗
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
🥺💗
Since waking up, I've killed a bottle of tequila and have become increasingly chatty since then
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Since waking up, I've killed a bottle of tequila and have become increasingly chatty since then
I haven't and it's because I am very dubious about all that citrus juice so close to everything.
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
Y’all ever grapefruit somebody?
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I haven't and it's because I am very dubious about all that citrus juice so close to everything.
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
What if it gets in your eye?
What if there's a tiny nick from manscaping? How do you cut the hole so it's snug but not too tight?
wow. this is not how I expected to find out
a man in a green sweater is asking what can i say .
ALT: a man in a green sweater is asking what can i say .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
wow. this is not how I expected to find out
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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
i went to the panopticon store and you knew everyone there
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IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
IF YOU ARE A LAWYER AND ARE INTERESTED IN BEING AN AUSA DM ME!
not in love with sharing a WP post, but it's generally useful info so maybe they uploaded by mistake
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
not in love with sharing a WP post, but it's generally useful info so maybe they uploaded by mistake
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If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.
In the last 20 minutes I've reported some freshly borne spam accounts (all less than 30 minutes old) into oblivion until they are deleted.
I know it doesn't do much to stem the tide but girl fuck these bots
I know it doesn't do much to stem the tide but girl fuck these bots
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
In the last 20 minutes I've reported some freshly borne spam accounts (all less than 30 minutes old) into oblivion until they are deleted.
I know it doesn't do much to stem the tide but girl fuck these bots
I know it doesn't do much to stem the tide but girl fuck these bots
That would imply integrity or solidarity amongst MSM journalists, when of course there is none.
There's only an insatiable cannibalistic urge to see their peers crushed under the wheel of Trump's arbitrary displeasure — and an opportunity to get YOUR question in now that he's silenced the bitch
There's only an insatiable cannibalistic urge to see their peers crushed under the wheel of Trump's arbitrary displeasure — and an opportunity to get YOUR question in now that he's silenced the bitch
This is happening a lot to female journalists. So here is a modest proposal for the White House press corps: Stand together. No one should ask another question until the President answers the question that was ignored.
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
That would imply integrity or solidarity amongst MSM journalists, when of course there is none.
There's only an insatiable cannibalistic urge to see their peers crushed under the wheel of Trump's arbitrary displeasure — and an opportunity to get YOUR question in now that he's silenced the bitch
There's only an insatiable cannibalistic urge to see their peers crushed under the wheel of Trump's arbitrary displeasure — and an opportunity to get YOUR question in now that he's silenced the bitch