Big Lord Bunny
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Big Lord Bunny
@ceepain.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hi New Followers 🥰
I'm old and cranky so I won't be doing none of them "get to know me" posts.
It's too late for all that, you here now.
Y'all mfers signed with Death Row Records now so you just gone have to see what comes along with the program.
Good luck everybody.
I'm old and cranky so I won't be doing none of them "get to know me" posts.
It's too late for all that, you here now.
Y'all mfers signed with Death Row Records now so you just gone have to see what comes along with the program.
Good luck everybody.
They want to meet you a couple of times in person and don’t you dare try to join a meeting not on camera 😭
Now you got to upload degrees, get a background check and put one family member on the phone
During the pandemic there were folks using fake resumes to get hired, having 1 person interview and a wholly other person show up for the job, name switches
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
They want to meet you a couple of times in person and don’t you dare try to join a meeting not on camera 😭
During the pandemic there were folks using fake resumes to get hired, having 1 person interview and a wholly other person show up for the job, name switches
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
During the pandemic there were folks using fake resumes to get hired, having 1 person interview and a wholly other person show up for the job, name switches
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
At my old job our team extended an offer to someone and they had the hardest time producing ID with name used on the resume or in interviews 💀
Well that's uncommon for most job seekers especially now with many companies using a service like The Work Number to verify past employment and employers being legally limited on what they can share about an individual's specific performance.
A professional reference is not the same as verification
A professional reference is not the same as verification
While I have references (real or otherwise) ready... I have never given a reference for any job I got.
They all just called the preferred companies and confirmed I worked there before.
Cover letters I can't avoid for the life of me...
They all just called the preferred companies and confirmed I worked there before.
Cover letters I can't avoid for the life of me...
Not the Gen Z emailing me back that said he didn’t want to provide two professional references calling my process cruel and how could I not give him a job based on not having references…
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Well that's uncommon for most job seekers especially now with many companies using a service like The Work Number to verify past employment and employers being legally limited on what they can share about an individual's specific performance.
A professional reference is not the same as verification
A professional reference is not the same as verification
This is craaaazy lololol
January 28, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This is craaaazy lololol
Oop.
All these wonderful amazing men that care so much about romance and treating women right on SM, but they’re still chronically single? Does that even compute? If they were that great they’d have been snatched up already. Women don’t let good men go unclaimed.
These niggas are performers. Actors.
These niggas are performers. Actors.
January 28, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Oop.
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
Imagine me saying I’m in love with you and not wanting to make you happy at every given turn. That’s the love I give, desire, and require.
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
The answer likely depends on a number of variables:
Strength/duration of the relationship
Type of request
How the "no" is conveyed/communicated
Is a solution or alternative provided
Strength/duration of the relationship
Type of request
How the "no" is conveyed/communicated
Is a solution or alternative provided
I usually stay out of Hetero Business but I'm curious about when it is okay to tell a woman no. Of course the colloquial answer is never but I'm always curious about how gender roles work in these situations. Since this isn't the other place I feel like I could get an elevated answer here
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The answer likely depends on a number of variables:
Strength/duration of the relationship
Type of request
How the "no" is conveyed/communicated
Is a solution or alternative provided
Strength/duration of the relationship
Type of request
How the "no" is conveyed/communicated
Is a solution or alternative provided
*thinks back to a work presentation I gave in 2017(!!!!!) about how quickly a Microsoft AI-based twitter account went from regular to racist*
The algorithms working exactly how they're designed to work.
"6/22/25: Creates Twitter account" and within weeks he's posting overtly racist hate and engaging with the ongoing stream of fascist propaganda narratives.
"6/22/25: Creates Twitter account" and within weeks he's posting overtly racist hate and engaging with the ongoing stream of fascist propaganda narratives.
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
*thinks back to a work presentation I gave in 2017(!!!!!) about how quickly a Microsoft AI-based twitter account went from regular to racist*
MAN.
PLS.
ABEG.
PLS.
ABEG.
The “tell her no” jokes are so tired, man. Leave that shit in 2016.
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
MAN.
PLS.
ABEG.
PLS.
ABEG.
This can't the rock THEE Detroit Red ... THEE Malcolm Little was talmbout ...
I’m in Plymouth and I was driving by the rock so I had to stop and take a pic for you guys.
Best part is that there were two dudes there, one local, and one from Vermont seeing it for the first time. He said “that’s it??” and then “I’ve had tinder dates that were less disappointing than this.”
Best part is that there were two dudes there, one local, and one from Vermont seeing it for the first time. He said “that’s it??” and then “I’ve had tinder dates that were less disappointing than this.”
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This can't the rock THEE Detroit Red ... THEE Malcolm Little was talmbout ...
I always got time for da swine! ☝🏽
Gonna be frying pork chops. Anyone want some of the swine???
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I always got time for da swine! ☝🏽
Now why Ticketmaster would think I’d have *ANY* interest in a Neyo/Akon concert is beyond me. 🤨
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Now why Ticketmaster would think I’d have *ANY* interest in a Neyo/Akon concert is beyond me. 🤨
Reposted by Big Lord Bunny
My official Family Matters head canon is Steve was toying with a time travel invention that accidentally altered the timeline erasing Judy from existence. No one remembers her. That’s why she’s never seen or referred to again. Steve can’t remember. He can’t go back to fix it. Judy is lost forever.
January 28, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My official Family Matters head canon is Steve was toying with a time travel invention that accidentally altered the timeline erasing Judy from existence. No one remembers her. That’s why she’s never seen or referred to again. Steve can’t remember. He can’t go back to fix it. Judy is lost forever.
☝🏽☝🏽
There's certain folks I will always toss my cape on for & Rep. Underwood is one of them.
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
☝🏽☝🏽
Talk about a complete 180 turnaround. We used to give him the BLUES on Twitter during the '24-25 season lolol.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Talk about a complete 180 turnaround. We used to give him the BLUES on Twitter during the '24-25 season lolol.
A sunny beach, blue-green ocean with 90 degree temps and an ice cold mai tai would partially heal me right now.
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
A sunny beach, blue-green ocean with 90 degree temps and an ice cold mai tai would partially heal me right now.
Not a "that's two different smokes?!?! Whomst smoke is dat???"
As someone who has been unattached for a while but has had casual occurrences throughout my tenure as an adult, that "casual" part gets real touchy when the toe part of a Nike Dunk or smoke from a second cigar is visible in an IG post. I am acutely aware of who cannot handle the truth.
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Not a "that's two different smokes?!?! Whomst smoke is dat???"
Reposted by Big Lord Bunny
Choose people that choose you.
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Choose people that choose you.
To rich folks like yourself? Probably not.
Jamaica still off limits?
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
To rich folks like yourself? Probably not.
She can't afford them Tae installs no more? 🤨
Nicki Minaj on Trump: “I am probably the president’s number one fan — and that’s not going to change.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
She can't afford them Tae installs no more? 🤨
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January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Very.
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Very.
This is my jam! I will say the key to me being comfortable with it is having a few pieces that are mixed metal and then I add other single metal pieces depending on my outfit/mood.
i kind of want to start mixing metals but i’m scaredddddd lmao i feel like that’s so taboo for a BW wearing jewelry. we’ve almost always been told to pick one or the other.
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This is my jam! I will say the key to me being comfortable with it is having a few pieces that are mixed metal and then I add other single metal pieces depending on my outfit/mood.