hoochiewise 🎈
@thehorrorhottie.bsky.social
i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾♀️♑️💫
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bad bitch even at the doctors office! my allergy doc (BW) said i looked cute & she liked my nails 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
bad bitch even at the doctors office! my allergy doc (BW) said i looked cute & she liked my nails 🥰
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US billionaires have seen their wealth grow by nearly 20% since last year.
Now the over 900 US billionaires hold just about $7 trillion.
Now the over 900 US billionaires hold just about $7 trillion.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
US billionaires have seen their wealth grow by nearly 20% since last year.
Now the over 900 US billionaires hold just about $7 trillion.
Now the over 900 US billionaires hold just about $7 trillion.
i might have to buy the full size pattern leave in conditioner. using that with the doux bananas gel has kept my hair looking amazing for the entire week.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i might have to buy the full size pattern leave in conditioner. using that with the doux bananas gel has kept my hair looking amazing for the entire week.
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Go with the flow is one of those things, to me, that gained a negative connotation bc bad people use it with malicious/manipulative intent AND its ambiguity leaves it open to various interpretations.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Go with the flow is one of those things, to me, that gained a negative connotation bc bad people use it with malicious/manipulative intent AND its ambiguity leaves it open to various interpretations.
for scents now though, i will always gravitate towards a fruity floral first. particularly roses & apples.
gourmands second!
gourmands second!
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
for scents now though, i will always gravitate towards a fruity floral first. particularly roses & apples.
gourmands second!
gourmands second!
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Love spell and strawberries and champagne were in HEAVY rotation.
Love spell is for Angels ONLY!!!!!!!!
Love spell was a CLASSIC hoochie fragrance. Reminds me of sitting on the bleachers in some low rise jeans! My gateway to bergamot notes.
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Love spell and strawberries and champagne were in HEAVY rotation.
hey if yall message me, can you like … please be … normal? cuz wtf.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
hey if yall message me, can you like … please be … normal? cuz wtf.
if you wore love spell back then, you are 100% a baddie now!
Love spell was a CLASSIC hoochie fragrance. Reminds me of sitting on the bleachers in some low rise jeans! My gateway to bergamot notes.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
if you wore love spell back then, you are 100% a baddie now!
i remember years ago some black incel account called me a bitch over him bc i said his type of tanning looks to be cancer level dangerous.
like mind you he would’ve call you a nigg3r, hun.
like mind you he would’ve call you a nigg3r, hun.
I just remembered Hulk Hogan died this year and busted out laughing. What a day that was!
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i remember years ago some black incel account called me a bitch over him bc i said his type of tanning looks to be cancer level dangerous.
like mind you he would’ve call you a nigg3r, hun.
like mind you he would’ve call you a nigg3r, hun.
now who saved that photoset? 😒
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
now who saved that photoset? 😒
it’s haunted as FUCK over there ok
Lmao, on the porch. In the car. The living room.
House look like a mausoleum 🙂↔️
House look like a mausoleum 🙂↔️
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it’s haunted as FUCK over there ok
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He is using this documentary to absolve himself.
He’s a deadbeat dad and an abuser. Multiple women have said this. He thinks he’s good because he’s deviancy isn’t as abhorrent as Sean’s. He also supports trump.
Niggas love niggas with money who can crack a joke.
He’s a deadbeat dad and an abuser. Multiple women have said this. He thinks he’s good because he’s deviancy isn’t as abhorrent as Sean’s. He also supports trump.
Niggas love niggas with money who can crack a joke.
50 Cent been a piece of shit for YEARS, why you think he got shot 9 times? people really only overlooked it cuz he's semi-funny with charisma and has good business acumen.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He is using this documentary to absolve himself.
He’s a deadbeat dad and an abuser. Multiple women have said this. He thinks he’s good because he’s deviancy isn’t as abhorrent as Sean’s. He also supports trump.
Niggas love niggas with money who can crack a joke.
He’s a deadbeat dad and an abuser. Multiple women have said this. He thinks he’s good because he’s deviancy isn’t as abhorrent as Sean’s. He also supports trump.
Niggas love niggas with money who can crack a joke.
50 cent has skeletons not only in his closet, but on his front porch as well😭
Do yall think 50 moves the way he does because he has no skeletons in the closet??
After all these other celebrities falling….I don’t put it past anybody anymore.
After all these other celebrities falling….I don’t put it past anybody anymore.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
50 cent has skeletons not only in his closet, but on his front porch as well😭
i had the WEIRDEST dream lol
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i had the WEIRDEST dream lol
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The way cishet men conflate bisexuality with polyamory makes me want to hit them upside the head with a dictionary
It’s also men believing that they’re entitled to a threesome just cuz you’re a bi woman
Misogyny is believing that there’s all these Bi women running around but there’s not as many Bi men 🤨
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The way cishet men conflate bisexuality with polyamory makes me want to hit them upside the head with a dictionary
JAIL
All them grown ass housewives waiting on Billy needed to be ashamed 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
JAIL
when the nasal spray feel like pool water with extra chlorine just shot up your nose omg
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
when the nasal spray feel like pool water with extra chlorine just shot up your nose omg
😭😭
The chirren have been melting edibles and drinking because apparently it hits faster. I personally prefer my edible to sneak up on me like Melvin did Jody.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
😭😭
felt. i really do not take pictures nearly as much as people probably think i do 😭
Y’all got 4 selfies a month? I might not have 1.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
felt. i really do not take pictures nearly as much as people probably think i do 😭
they in the future lmaooo
Just seen someone melt an edible & pour it in they cocktail...
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
they in the future lmaooo
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We are such unserious people.😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We are such unserious people.😂😂😂
he said you better squat in them stacy adams lmaoooooo
So we can't wear comfy workout clothes to the airport, but now he wants us to work out before a flight? Are people supposed to be doing these step ups in hard bottom shoes???
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
he said you better squat in them stacy adams lmaoooooo
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So we can't wear comfy workout clothes to the airport, but now he wants us to work out before a flight? Are people supposed to be doing these step ups in hard bottom shoes???
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So we can't wear comfy workout clothes to the airport, but now he wants us to work out before a flight? Are people supposed to be doing these step ups in hard bottom shoes???
(i still think the scorpion king was his best movie too)
Dwayne Johnson thanks Brendan Fraser for supporting his casting as the Scorpion King in 'The Mummy Returns'
"You took a risk on me ... who had never acted ... and years later, you and I are sitting here ... I want to thank you for really changing my life"
🎥 Variety | TW
"You took a risk on me ... who had never acted ... and years later, you and I are sitting here ... I want to thank you for really changing my life"
🎥 Variety | TW
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
(i still think the scorpion king was his best movie too)
is everybody born in december?! jesus i’ve gone to two sephoras and they’ve all been completely out of birthday gifts!
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
is everybody born in december?! jesus i’ve gone to two sephoras and they’ve all been completely out of birthday gifts!