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i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾‍♀️♑️💫
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lemme go get some sour mix today too because same 😭😭😭
I need to get a bottle of jack to get through this episode of Welcome To Derry.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
and they be going for it wjemwmwmeme
A woman will text you out of the blue after disappearing on you for 3 years and having a baby talking about “sorry about that” smh
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
& sometimes somebody else end up doing the exposing (because surprise, awful men are awful to just about every woman they encounter) & you just get to sit back and watch.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ok now i’m a mess. thanks a lot! 😩❤️
Saw a meme that said “my favorite woman didn’t get to see the woman I’ve become. I just hope that when she sees me from heaven, she can see herself in me” and my God, I cried so bad.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
steelers please don’t upset me today because i already gotta deal with pennywise shit later 😪
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i’m so glad i don’t be seeing the extreme horniness yall be talking about ngl 😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i wish dallas would do a studio 54 theme party. i’d be in there in a gold dress with my hair as big as humanly possible lmao.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
that tiktok trend that said which song would’ve had you skiing at studio 54?! i think mine is “ring my bell” 😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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First trailer for ‘The Boys’ final season

Premiering April 8, 2026 on Prime Video
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
so none of yall watched spartacus?!
spartacus fans - did yall watch the ashur show?

trying to decide if i can stomach it as a lifelong dedicated hater of ashur. nobody wanted ashur to d** more than me. no one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
as an asthmatic baddie i WISH someone would ask me first so i can tell them yes i mind actually 😭😭😭
Lmaooo this was me at the Gunna concert. Polite young fella next to me was like, excuse me do you mind if I smoke? Me: Not at all!
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i don’t even like regular sized birds to get too close to me. a prehistoric sized bird would be ****.
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
😭😭😭😭😭
We should have known that Diddy wasn’t right back when Biggie said “please don’t shoot up the place” and ya boy said “why?” Nigga…we are in here. Are you okay???
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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We should have known that Diddy wasn’t right back when Biggie said “please don’t shoot up the place” and ya boy said “why?” Nigga…we are in here. Are you okay???
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i have on the upper right set right now so i vote that one lol
Can y’all help me pick my next nail set? Tryna do a Christmas theme 🥰

#nailsky
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
omg get behind me matt, i will fuck him up about you!!
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the verse about respecting your parents that black parents love but always forget to mention the second part which is “parents do not provoke your child to anger” 😭
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
spartacus fans - did yall watch the ashur show?

trying to decide if i can stomach it as a lifelong dedicated hater of ashur. nobody wanted ashur to d** more than me. no one.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
wow this is beautiful.
I feel like unconditional love doesn’t even cover it 🥹

(This is a pro trans account so don’t be stupid)
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I love a good 2 for 1 special. Get them both tf outa here 🙌🏾
I don’t want to be afraid for 50 because he doesn’t seem bothered. But those look like funeral arrangement flowers.
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
jovan adepo always in the middle of where the military’s bullshit & the supernatural combine and i love that for him 😭😭😭

left: overlord (2018)
right: welcome to derry (2025)
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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When she does everything for a niggas approval. She does things she doesn't care for cause she feels men like it. She leaves something important for a nigga. She will put niggas before her kids and have a reason for it. The male centered female goes beyond where any sense are made.
From a woman's viewpoint, what does it mean to be “male-centered”?
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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they think, live, breathe and bleed MEN. If a man isn't the topic they are uninterested. when they also hate women and girls for the sake of a man. when y'all out in public and they start bullying you IN FRONT of men to get their attention. when they prioritize a man's needs over their own children
From a woman's viewpoint, what does it mean to be “male-centered”?
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
they will also quite literally put you in harms way if it means they can get attention/validation from men.
From a woman's viewpoint, what does it mean to be “male-centered”?
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It's similar to Black people who are white-centered.

They want to perform for men. Be seen as "one of the good ones," and talk down on all the ones perceived as "bad" in the eyes of men. And they're always in competition for male favor (like token Blacks who want to be the only one in the room).
From a woman's viewpoint, what does it mean to be “male-centered”?
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM