Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
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Fantastically so
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Fantastically so
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Even while sick, yes
Were you successful?
Woke up a winner. Be handsome today, if you can.
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Even while sick, yes
Were you successful?
Woke up a winner. Be handsome today, if you can.
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Were you successful?
All Her Fault is...crazy
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
All Her Fault is...crazy
You wouldn't know, huh?
Why does everybody hate condoms? Do they feel weird?
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You wouldn't know, huh?
An overseer at least
coming around on the idea that a politician is a type of cop
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
An overseer at least
Not even on @trejames.bsky.social's best/worst day
Also, beware of uncut men. They're extra wet like an order of lemon pepper wings
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Not even on @trejames.bsky.social's best/worst day
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WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
www.wsj.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Jamie gonna fight me when she see me
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jamie gonna fight me when she see me
You are a lowercase height. Type as such.
AND WHAT IF I WAS
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
You are a lowercase height. Type as such.
Did that bitch ass president wake up, again?
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Did that bitch ass president wake up, again?
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I love and wholeheartedly support everything about this.
No long ass text exchanges needed with men. BLOCK AND DELETE.
No long ass text exchanges needed with men. BLOCK AND DELETE.
Last dude I blocked it was mid conversation. I remembered who I am and decided not to engage.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I love and wholeheartedly support everything about this.
No long ass text exchanges needed with men. BLOCK AND DELETE.
No long ass text exchanges needed with men. BLOCK AND DELETE.
Woke up a winner. Be handsome today, if you can.
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Woke up a winner. Be handsome today, if you can.
Fam...😭😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Fam...😭😭😭
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I just saw something on IG talking about the AuDHD gang and delayed processing. People in the comments were saying they can either clock your intention before you finish the statement or they don't pick up on it until a week/month/years later and I think I need to buy a vowel because I felt that.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I just saw something on IG talking about the AuDHD gang and delayed processing. People in the comments were saying they can either clock your intention before you finish the statement or they don't pick up on it until a week/month/years later and I think I need to buy a vowel because I felt that.
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All cops are ice
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
All cops are ice
This sounds delightful
Ordered me some ice cream and cookie from Insomnia Cookie and I’m quite pleased with myself.
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
This sounds delightful
I am a sokid man. Cerrome makes me seem like i am a petite. I am not a petite. I am neither short nor lightweight. And still...Cerrome is just a "biggun"
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I am a sokid man. Cerrome makes me seem like i am a petite. I am not a petite. I am neither short nor lightweight. And still...Cerrome is just a "biggun"
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Brilliant. "You ain gotta wash ya whole ass...but you gotta wash ya asshole"
Listening to Redd Foxx. The man was a monster onstage. Please listen to "You Gotta Wash Your Ass" it's good
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Brilliant. "You ain gotta wash ya whole ass...but you gotta wash ya asshole"
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Having the World Cup and Olympics here under the Trump regime is really a recipe for disaster.
Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people?
Expect more of this👇🏽
Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people?
Expect more of this👇🏽
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Having the World Cup and Olympics here under the Trump regime is really a recipe for disaster.
Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people?
Expect more of this👇🏽
Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people?
Expect more of this👇🏽
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"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
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Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
Jelllllllllll Ussssssss
50mg and some cab 🤌🏾✨
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Jelllllllllll Ussssssss