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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
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Having the World Cup and Olympics here under the Trump regime is really a recipe for disaster.

Again: why would any player or fan come here under these circumstances? Especially non-white people?

Expect more of this👇🏽
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."

Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis. Here are his full comments:
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.

In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Jelllllllllll Ussssssss
50mg and some cab 🤌🏾✨
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Today makes 28 years to the day since i walked out of prison. Shout out to the officer who told me on the way out "i'll see you soon." He is dead now. Never saw him again tho.
January 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Them bundles got too expensive
Where is Benny Harlem these days
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Man...
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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MISSING PERSON: Chicago police are searching for missing 79-year-old William Jackson who may need medical attention. He was last seen in November in the 2700 block of West 63rd Street in Chicago Lawn.

Read more: https://tinyurl.com/yn5srt5h 
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My 9 year old has been trying to get me and @lontier.blacksky.app half his life. I hate youtube
Have you ever been Rick Roll’d?
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
No, thank you🥰
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Sell drugs. Make the same tax free million with less risk to my health.
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
who on here has a lace front beard?
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Philadelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal:

“No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle.

“What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.”

Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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I am a 4

However I give good hug to the 5 people I initiate hugs with.
But you might accidentally get a caress or random touch cause I don’t know what to do with my hands once they are no longer squeezing you in love
On a scale of a 1-10 how good of a hugger are you?

How would you describe your hugs?
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is it. If i commit? 10 10 10s across the board. But i hesitate sometimes because i don't ever want to be too forward
7-8 for me. I can sometimes regret going in for the hug so those absolutely lower my average but if im hug hugging you? I am sending you love care bear style with solid pressure all around.
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
8-ish.
On a scale of a 1-10 how good of a hugger are you?

How would you describe your hugs?
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Im kidding. My corners been fighting the good fight between habesha genes and aging for decades. The day is coming...but it ain't here yet niggas!
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Wowwwwww... @ me or dap me Kollah
The men be on denial about balding.
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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With this height and bosom…

10’s across the board.
On a scale of a 1-10 how good of a hugger are you?

How would you describe your hugs?
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Rest niggas.
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
😔😔😔😔
I am a mother of three children living in a torn tent that cannot protect us from cold or rain. My children’s small bodies shiver and their hearts ache 💔 We need a new tent, warm clothes, and education to restore hope amid this pain 📚❄️ We humbly ask your kind hearts to donate 🙏

gofund.me/ef0ddd607
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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How I feel after planting em
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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All the time
Ever felt like kissing her forehead just because? Just me? Cool.
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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I walk in her room, kiss her forehead, then leave.

She be confused AF. 🤣
Ever felt like kissing her forehead just because? Just me? Cool.
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM