Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
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'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report

www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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“Facebook accounts for 59 to 65 percent of online trafficking recruitment in federal cases. For children specifically, 65 percent. Meta platforms generated 85 percent of all child sexual abuse material reports to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in 2022.”

GET OFF META!
Mark Zuckerberg has more in common with Jeffrey Epstein than you might expect
Is Meta complicit in a massive transnational human trafficking trade?
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Back to work tho
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
They talking bout their wives 😭
Niggas be 47 and MARRIED makin them posts
Them negging ass posts yal be puttin out are so damn annoying.
“If she breathes air she trouble”
man shut the fuck up.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Stardust travelled billions of light years to slowly form into this planet that allowed a single cell to evolve into intelligent beings just so I can hit the repeat button on “How Many Licks” by Lil’ Kim.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That lie has been running for a decade. They didn't even need ai to do lies.
Numbers still being used, by the way. SMH
I completely forgot about the Black man killed at the Trump rally.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Numbers still being used, by the way. SMH
I completely forgot about the Black man killed at the Trump rally.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A decade ago, today. Back when i used to work in news media. This was right before i decided to stop covering the scammer in chief. I wish we had all stopped covering him. (I used to get all of my hoke premises from the stuff they made me cut. See next post to see how this became my closer
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yeah but it's on her body
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Logging off before Cerrome gets THAT notification
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Didn't even know they made crewneck tees with the neck dilated 75cm. #Accessible
I was in a Tshirt earlier. Now I need a skull cap
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾
Ahmed… an orphaned child fighting thirst all alone, as if the world left him to face everything with his tiny hands💔
I will never forgive anyone who ignores me, not even with a single word.
If you see this, leave even a dot.
chuffed.org/project/mahm...
@mommunism.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Phlebotomy quizzes be like:
What’s the best thing about back shots?
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Asked that man for a Tea Party & he went all over the city and when they didn’t have what he thought was appropriate, he booked a venue, bought the tea & tea service, got the kids involved and we had a blast!!!

Baby! You got all of the juice! I love that it’s you! @bret-heartbreak.bsky.social 🫒🍸✨
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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When you Fine too so it don’t take much >>>>
Feet gotta leave the ground.
Hug me til my back cracks
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Posts be like “my ex mad cause I’m naming my son with my new man the same name as my son with him. Am I tripping or is he jealous” it be a man in India running the fucking account.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Im a halal battle rapper
Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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@cerromerussell.blacksky.app stand up on prime is funny! 😆
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Im so proud of how many people suspected but kept it to themselves j stead of being nosey/messy.
a girl is talking to a man in a red shirt and saying `` excellent work everyone ! ''
Alt: a girl is talking to a man in a red shirt and saying `` excellent work everyone ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Welker: Do you think that Trump is a fascist?

Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.

Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?

Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gabi's out so Arsenal back to scoring open play goals.
a man in a red emirates fly better jersey is walking down a red aisle in front of a crowd .
Alt: a man in a red emirates fly better jersey is walking down a red aisle in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM