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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid

@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app

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Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 17d

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 44m

And i'm tired

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 54m

And the title of my memoir

Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 1h

‘One Battle After Another’ is the movie of the year

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'One Battle After Another' is the movie of the year

Warner Bros.’ latest, the Leonardo DiCaprio vehicle “One Battle After Another,” might be their biggest gamble of the year. It’s the last picture they plan to release in 2025, and they’ve put all their...

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𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚡. @thehighendtheori.com · 1h

my trainer told me this morning that my athleticism has improved a lot since i first started & it just makes me feel proud to know showing up for myself is paying off.

my gym goals were just to have an absolute dump truck of an ass now i just wanna keep pushing myself til i’m unrecognizable.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 56m

This country respects performative strength. "They were tough on crime! They say what they mean!" People will respect him!" But much like our paper money, that "strength" is not backed by anything real.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1h

I'll get used to LLM ai just like i got used to NFTs

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1h

...legs won. Going to be tired either way. Might as well leg press you three favorite aunties, if I'm going to be drained (heh)

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

Leg day on 4 and half hours of sleep, or move shoulder day up and do legs tomorrow? No, taking a day off is not an option. Legs or shoulders.

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1h

a man in a purple jacket is holding a sign that says " abolish kill children "

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1h

Im not HORRIBLE. I just like to fight

mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 1h

found a long lost relative who turned out to be horrible. but i also found a hidden gem of a restaurant, so everything evens out…

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 12h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1h

And i just got a costco gold membership so...

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Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.bsky.social · 2h

I wanna punch every person involved cuz these bills don't stop

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

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Andrea BoBandrea @abobandrea.bsky.social · 2h

They're doing a fascism and I still gotta pay my bills but I can't pay my bills because they shut down the government doing a fascism

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

Easier to argue online than read project 2025, to be fair 😭

✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 2h

The wool was pulled over their eyes and they argue they can still see.

While the wool was pulled…they put ppl and things into motion then says “LOOK. We put a tracker on our goals! Look it” and ppl still argue.

At this point…it willful ignorance.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

Anyway...gym time. Bury me in a tank top so they can see these pecs and shoulders at the wake

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

And the dame thing preventing most people from seeing it is the lie of american exceptionalism. "That can't happen to us. We are americans!" And that's why it was so easy to do. Hubris. Arrogance. Refusal to listen to people you deem "lesser."

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

And people are still arguing that it's not one because when they read about fascism it looks different in their heads. "But we elected our leader so he's not a dictator!" By definition, he is.

✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 2h

A BIG fascism at that

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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 3h

I’m really seeing the results I want to see 🏋🏽‍♀️

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

Morning crew...yeen got your tickets?

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 17d

DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk

www.dccomedyloft.com

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 2h

tell you what...you stahp being a baddie and i promise never to call you one, again. (You caaaaaaan't!)

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stacy-marie ishmael @smi.bsky.social · 3h

criticism is not the same thing as "being mad at" for the love of all the things

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

Now? You must mean a different kind of bad because you BEEN a

a woman wearing a black shirt that says baddie is sitting on a pink couch

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

Thank you! Because i don't think i got the focus to brace my core for squats 😭 (it is also very likely that i will take this preworkout and change my mind)

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

M-A-R-Y H-O-W C-O-U-L-D Y-O-U B-E S-O C-R-U-E-L T-O M-E my love

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 3h

Mary how could you go... around and hurt me so...

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

These Taylor Swift album reviews are wild

R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 18h

The food the "Do Something Now" folks cook for their resistance.

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