Skeet Laureate 💫
@blkginger.bsky.social
She/her
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
The guy that makes them used to make cheese head hats, but the Packers sent him a cease and desist so he took that fuck you all the way to hell and made money while he was at it 😂😂😂
the cheese grater foam hats are nuts
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
The guy that makes them used to make cheese head hats, but the Packers sent him a cease and desist so he took that fuck you all the way to hell and made money while he was at it 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
NIGGA ITS ONLY ONE CHAMPION IN YOUR HOME AND IT AINT YO BIG LIGHT SKINNED ASS
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
😭😭😭😭
If you not gon love a good lady right, let her alone and give a good man the space to show you how it’s done…
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If you not gon love a good lady right, let her alone and give a good man the space to show you how it’s done…
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And then french that 75, while you at it
Put some lemon on that drop, please 🙏🏽
Put some lemon on that drop, please 🙏🏽
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
And then french that 75, while you at it
Put some lemon on that drop, please 🙏🏽
Put some lemon on that drop, please 🙏🏽
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Truffle that fry and Caesar that salad!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Truffle that fry and Caesar that salad!!!!
Sksks got us like ‘I hated ICE before they were known and popular’
Everybody rally against ice now that it's white ppl in danger too
oprah winfrey is wearing a yellow shirt and earrings
ALT: oprah winfrey is wearing a yellow shirt and earrings
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Sksks got us like ‘I hated ICE before they were known and popular’
Patrick Stump:
What a catch?!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Patrick Stump:
Whyyyy do people think ‘we were going through it’ excuses cheating? Everyone can be loyal through the good times!
Are you locking in when shit hits the fan is what really reveals the truth and strength of your connection annit?
Are you locking in when shit hits the fan is what really reveals the truth and strength of your connection annit?
Kristy’s cheating and cackling husband, Desmond has made a formal statement! 👀
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Whyyyy do people think ‘we were going through it’ excuses cheating? Everyone can be loyal through the good times!
Are you locking in when shit hits the fan is what really reveals the truth and strength of your connection annit?
Are you locking in when shit hits the fan is what really reveals the truth and strength of your connection annit?
Burning down the house while you inside with no escape smh
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Burning down the house while you inside with no escape smh
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I’m happy he highlighted the fact that they split the membrane on the back of the beef rib to make it fall off the bone effortlessly. Me and my bbq colleague been peeped this…but we never say shit elected be labeled as haters & jealous.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I’m happy he highlighted the fact that they split the membrane on the back of the beef rib to make it fall off the bone effortlessly. Me and my bbq colleague been peeped this…but we never say shit elected be labeled as haters & jealous.
Ditto 😭
Autocorrect tried to ruin that skeet but y’all know what I meant.
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ditto 😭
Know what you don’t know is how you go far in this world!
The car in front of me front of me didn’t move when the light turned green.
My daughter: “People these days don’t know his to drive. Well… I don’t either but still.”
She kinda wise beyond her years.
My daughter: “People these days don’t know his to drive. Well… I don’t either but still.”
She kinda wise beyond her years.
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Know what you don’t know is how you go far in this world!
They said he was doing the smoking and I held my peace…until Keith Lee rolled up to give him like 4K or 5K and they talmbout he unavailable
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They said he was doing the smoking and I held my peace…until Keith Lee rolled up to give him like 4K or 5K and they talmbout he unavailable
‘Aren’t you scared?! They doing [insert regular Black struggle shit]!!!’
Nope. They gon have to take me out before they take me in
Nope. They gon have to take me out before they take me in
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
‘Aren’t you scared?! They doing [insert regular Black struggle shit]!!!’
Nope. They gon have to take me out before they take me in
Nope. They gon have to take me out before they take me in
It’s good!
Listen to my new song!!!
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It’s good!
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Listen to my new song!!!
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Listen to my new song!!!
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Gir math is buying a whole pack of ear rings for the one pair you like out of it
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Gir math is buying a whole pack of ear rings for the one pair you like out of it
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Took a dirt nap
Canceled their birthday subscription
Wearing a wooden onesie
Got tickets to a [xyz dead artist] concert
Permanently past tense
Completed the circle of life
Forfeited breathing rights
Released their final inhibition
Moved into a one-room basement apartment ⚰️
Kirked
Canceled their birthday subscription
Wearing a wooden onesie
Got tickets to a [xyz dead artist] concert
Permanently past tense
Completed the circle of life
Forfeited breathing rights
Released their final inhibition
Moved into a one-room basement apartment ⚰️
Kirked
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Took a dirt nap
Canceled their birthday subscription
Wearing a wooden onesie
Got tickets to a [xyz dead artist] concert
Permanently past tense
Completed the circle of life
Forfeited breathing rights
Released their final inhibition
Moved into a one-room basement apartment ⚰️
Kirked
Canceled their birthday subscription
Wearing a wooden onesie
Got tickets to a [xyz dead artist] concert
Permanently past tense
Completed the circle of life
Forfeited breathing rights
Released their final inhibition
Moved into a one-room basement apartment ⚰️
Kirked
I’M AWAKE— I was just resting my eyes
(That nap was the business 👍🏾👍🏾)
(That nap was the business 👍🏾👍🏾)
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I’M AWAKE— I was just resting my eyes
(That nap was the business 👍🏾👍🏾)
(That nap was the business 👍🏾👍🏾)
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I gotta lotta pressure built up.
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I gotta lotta pressure built up.
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Growing older is a gift. The freedom you feel to be yourself is unmatched✨
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Growing older is a gift. The freedom you feel to be yourself is unmatched✨
I just came for the wings!!! 😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I just came for the wings!!! 😭😭
He said:
(Also the best sweet potatoes aren’t the orange colored ones—get on game!)
(Also the best sweet potatoes aren’t the orange colored ones—get on game!)
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
He said:
(Also the best sweet potatoes aren’t the orange colored ones—get on game!)
(Also the best sweet potatoes aren’t the orange colored ones—get on game!)
facts
Mine is a green bullet point type
Mine is a green bullet point type
One thing about a lady with inner arm tattoos
She finna journal and color!!!
She finna journal and color!!!
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
facts
Mine is a green bullet point type
Mine is a green bullet point type