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Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
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IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING COSTING MONEY
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
IM TIRED OF EVERYTHING COSTING MONEY
Yk it’s not surprising I am single bc if I as your lady tell you something and you ain’t hearing me, then a being w a penis says EXACTLY what I said and you admit that, but now you’re willing to listen, we might as well pack it tf up right neow
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yk it’s not surprising I am single bc if I as your lady tell you something and you ain’t hearing me, then a being w a penis says EXACTLY what I said and you admit that, but now you’re willing to listen, we might as well pack it tf up right neow
CRYING 😭😭
(We shouldn’t be in charge of anything bc what is ✌🏾serious✌🏾?
(We shouldn’t be in charge of anything bc what is ✌🏾serious✌🏾?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
CRYING 😭😭
(We shouldn’t be in charge of anything bc what is ✌🏾serious✌🏾?
(We shouldn’t be in charge of anything bc what is ✌🏾serious✌🏾?
Please someone tell me they also went down the Boy Throb boy band group rabbit hole on the clock app
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Please someone tell me they also went down the Boy Throb boy band group rabbit hole on the clock app
Has anyone else watched the ‘Don’t Date Brandon’ doc on Prime?
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Has anyone else watched the ‘Don’t Date Brandon’ doc on Prime?
I didn’t know Toni Morrison was MacKenzie Scott’s (Bezos) college professor, long time mentor and helped her wrote her book.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I didn’t know Toni Morrison was MacKenzie Scott’s (Bezos) college professor, long time mentor and helped her wrote her book.
They said his concert in HTX was crickets after his berated that sleeping lady (who came out and said she finally went out after the death of her kid’s dad passed for a moment of levity. She was obvi exhausted and Princess Burna took his sweet ass time taking the stage and she fell asleep).
The Burna Boy lore is interesting
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They said his concert in HTX was crickets after his berated that sleeping lady (who came out and said she finally went out after the death of her kid’s dad passed for a moment of levity. She was obvi exhausted and Princess Burna took his sweet ass time taking the stage and she fell asleep).
Same thing happened to me, the violation I felt 😭😭
I knew the discover tab wasn’t for me after I saw a grown ass man wearing a diaper. Removed it from my feeds immediately.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Same thing happened to me, the violation I felt 😭😭
They will never shame me outta my ritual and procedure. You guys can play chicken roulette if you want to
The last time I bought chicken thighs I found what appeared to be gout, or tumors, or both. It was some very sick chickens.
And the food quality is plummeting. That’s why the ‘Don’t wash your meat’ crowd is insane to me. You don’t look at, touch or examine your food before cooking and that’s why I’ve seen multiple TT where people have found abscesses in meat they’ve ordered from restaurants
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
They will never shame me outta my ritual and procedure. You guys can play chicken roulette if you want to
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HELLO! 😭😭😭
And the food quality is plummeting. That’s why the ‘Don’t wash your meat’ crowd is insane to me. You don’t look at, touch or examine your food before cooking and that’s why I’ve seen multiple TT where people have found abscesses in meat they’ve ordered from restaurants
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
HELLO! 😭😭😭
One lady was from a steakhouse but the worst was a lady who got wings and she said the chicken ooze shot into her mouth and I almost hurled on the spot OMGGGG 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One lady was from a steakhouse but the worst was a lady who got wings and she said the chicken ooze shot into her mouth and I almost hurled on the spot OMGGGG 😭😭😭
And the food quality is plummeting. That’s why the ‘Don’t wash your meat’ crowd is insane to me. You don’t look at, touch or examine your food before cooking and that’s why I’ve seen multiple TT where people have found abscesses in meat they’ve ordered from restaurants
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And the food quality is plummeting. That’s why the ‘Don’t wash your meat’ crowd is insane to me. You don’t look at, touch or examine your food before cooking and that’s why I’ve seen multiple TT where people have found abscesses in meat they’ve ordered from restaurants
I told you that you were supposed to be making your cream of mushroom from scratch for the green bean casserole anyway
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I told you that you were supposed to be making your cream of mushroom from scratch for the green bean casserole anyway
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"WHY BADDIES NOT FUCKING WIT ME!?"
"Y'ALL TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S AND CHILL??"
"Y'ALL TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S AND CHILL??"
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"WHY BADDIES NOT FUCKING WIT ME!?"
"Y'ALL TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S AND CHILL??"
"Y'ALL TOO GOOD FOR MCDONALD'S AND CHILL??"
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I wonder if all this is a fever dream bc why did I see a TT where a girl *excitedly* told everyone ‘Hey did you know glasses don’t have medicine in them?!’
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I wonder if all this is a fever dream bc why did I see a TT where a girl *excitedly* told everyone ‘Hey did you know glasses don’t have medicine in them?!’
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
I wonder if all this is a fever dream bc why did I see a TT where a girl *excitedly* told everyone ‘Hey did you know glasses don’t have medicine in them?!’
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I wonder if all this is a fever dream bc why did I see a TT where a girl *excitedly* told everyone ‘Hey did you know glasses don’t have medicine in them?!’
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
…she said she didn’t know bc everyone says ‘prescription’ and I exhaled so long I almost collapsed a lung
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the only white person whose food opinions i respect is anthony bourdain (RIP). the rest of you are white noise machines
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the only white person whose food opinions i respect is anthony bourdain (RIP). the rest of you are white noise machines
You’re doing all the dishes and cleaning up alone if you bring this to Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You’re doing all the dishes and cleaning up alone if you bring this to Thanksgiving
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
I would let her, I ain’t mad
Rhea has absolutely taken Iyo to Pound town USA
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would let her, I ain’t mad
You quench the thirst of my soul
Your touch satiates a hunger that even manna from the Gods cannot temper
I could look upon Heaven itself unimpressed because your beauty is cannot be overshadowed by any of His Creations
The essence of you overwhelms my senses, transports me to our own nirvana
Your touch satiates a hunger that even manna from the Gods cannot temper
I could look upon Heaven itself unimpressed because your beauty is cannot be overshadowed by any of His Creations
The essence of you overwhelms my senses, transports me to our own nirvana
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You quench the thirst of my soul
Your touch satiates a hunger that even manna from the Gods cannot temper
I could look upon Heaven itself unimpressed because your beauty is cannot be overshadowed by any of His Creations
The essence of you overwhelms my senses, transports me to our own nirvana
Your touch satiates a hunger that even manna from the Gods cannot temper
I could look upon Heaven itself unimpressed because your beauty is cannot be overshadowed by any of His Creations
The essence of you overwhelms my senses, transports me to our own nirvana
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Haitians are dominos people. I didn’t even know what a spades was until high school/college.
a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .
Alt: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man and holding his hands up.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Haitians are dominos people. I didn’t even know what a spades was until high school/college.
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Words are cool but when the actions match? *chefs kiss*
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Words are cool but when the actions match? *chefs kiss*
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