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The second half of this post makes me so happy
@Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@FabianArdaya The Dodgers are bringing back Miguel Rojas for his final season in the big leagues on a one-year, $5.5 million deal, source confirms. @DanielAlvarezEE was on it.

Rojas is expected to assist the Dodgers front office in player development once his time as a
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No, no it’s plays Miguel Rojas and Kiké Hernández bring more to the the table than just on field production
WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THESE REBOUNDS
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jon is the Blue Jays of reporters. Always second place
@JonHeyman tweeted
Miggy Ro gets $5.5M @DanielAlvarezEE 1st

💬

@JonHeyman Breaking; World Series hero Miguel Rojas back to Dodgers. 1 year deal.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Run it back!

I expect Kiké gonna wait until we can move guys to the 60 man
Expect to see the Dodgers re-sign Kiké Hernandez as well.

Everyone will basically be back except Kershaw, Conforto, and Yates—unless they decide to make a few trades to get a bit younger.
The Dodgers are re-signing Miguel Rojas to sign a 1-year, $5.5M deal, per Daniel Alvarez-Montes. This will be his last season as a player.

He will remain with the org and take a job in player development after he retires at the end of the 2026 season.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT
The Dodgers are re-signing Miguel Rojas to sign a 1-year, $5.5M deal, per Daniel Alvarez-Montes. This will be his last season as a player.

He will remain with the org and take a job in player development after he retires at the end of the 2026 season.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is Mr Fantastic commenting on Peter’s hotness?
The Fantastic Four really is Peter's family. ❤️ #SpiderMan
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pro tip: if you are analyzing trade rumors, at least try to be rational. Ain’t nobody trading for glasnow and all of his salary.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m super bummed. There’s nothing fun to talk about.
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This looks like an over cooked turkey leg
I just don’t think elbows should look like this
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well, hi guys
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m dying!

My most-used words in 2025 were:

1. "dodgers" (430×)
2. "fucking" (343×)
3. "shit" (282×)
4. "team" (222×)
5. "fuck" (219×)

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Regarding Kenley Jansen, why would I want to give him another chance to quit on the team when he messed up?
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I honestly have zero interest in Avatar. Perhaps I’m missing some key thing that explains why anyone is interested
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Aw noooooooooo
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Let ye who is without sin, cast the first stone.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ángela at Universal Global Streaming keeps texting me with a job offer
Cant A Man Walk Down The Street Without Being Offered A Job Smithers GIF
Alt: Cant A Man Walk Down The Street Without Being Offered A Job Smithers GIF
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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While "peace" negotiations continue, remember that Russia could simply stop the war at any time.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Okay it’s yet another Dodger YouTube complaint. Even the “established” channels are horrible. Just inane babble. Who the fuck wants this?
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Lakers: You know what’s fun? Shitting the bed
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yoshi and Rui together is pretty great
World Series MVP in the building for the #LakeShow!
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
NGL Kathryn Hahn pushes the right buttons for me
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM