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Quick update: Turns out I have a few LAD TOR and LAD NY magnets left.
Throwing this out there in case you missed it. All stickers are vinyl with removable adhesive. Borers peel away leaving a thing white outline. Sanrio characters are 3 inches ($5 each). Scoreboard stickers are 3in ($5), 4in ($6), and the large 6 in magnet is $12. (LADTOR magnet SOLD OUT)
A win is a win is a win
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
They gonna rams this up aren’t they
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Rams are clowns
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Good lord
Tough news for Atlanta: Shortstop Ha-Seong Kim, who re-signed last month, sustained a hand injury while in Korea and underwent surgery to repair a torn tendon in his right middle finger. He’s expected to be sidelined 4-5 months.
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Not a bad physical media haul from yesterday
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Niners Seahawks was like Dbacks Padres. I dislike both teams and would enjoy seeing both lose but one more than the other
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Well fuck
Holy shit. Simon Rosenberg, the longtime Dem lobbyist for Silicon Valley, has been trying to edit his own Wikipedia page under the user handle SimonWDC. Specifically, on March 13, 2025, he tried to delete this politically damaging paragraph from his biography:
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 AM
You know Bluesky is growing when you start seeing fans arguing with you about your every opinion
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Well I need this
The new Homestar/TMBG collabo shirt is now in maroon at TMBGshop. It’s dot com!
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Library is having a fundraiser sale with used CDs DVDs and books. I kinda went nuts and dropped 120 bones on used CD swag.
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The Dodgers winning back to back championships is a bigger deal than people realize. Expanded playoffs make it a much harder proposition than in years past
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This can’t be real
we're launching a new reality show called the torment nexus where contestants will compete for a cash prize
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
How pathetic are you to complain that it’s unfair the Dodgers dare try to improve. Your team needs its hands held?
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Does Shohei know the air can be shitty on big island cuz of Kilauea?
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I saw a post on twitter suggesting he’d like to come to LA and why not? Fuck it let’s make a deal
Last spring, the #Reds offered Elly De La Cruz an extension that would've made the shortstop the highest-paid player in team history:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/01/elly...
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So, like, $50 a season?
Last spring, the #Reds offered Elly De La Cruz an extension that would've made the shortstop the highest-paid player in team history:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/01/elly...
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I’ll take it
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Im sorry but I don't feel bad for the Blue Jays at all. Did their fans feel bad for the Dodgers when the Dbacks or Padres knocked them out?
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I can’t believe this is stills thing
Not everyone needs to love advanced stats, it's fine, love the game how you do

But also if you're saying "Kyle Tucker isn't great because of batting average" you're just willfully not trying to pay attention
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Did you know the theme song from taxi has a name?
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
MLB off season is defined by hurry up and wait
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
We used to be a country that created great art.

youtu.be/vpolyENHJzc?...
NESTLE ALPINE WHITE COMMERCIAL - ALL (4) COMPILATION
YouTube video by CREATIVE L CONCEPTS & ENTERTAINMENT
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
What the Dodgers did to the BJs ain’t as bad as what the Mets did to the Phillies
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Holy shit I just remember Alex Verdugo is a free agent. The Red Sox could have had Graterol but instead had to throw a hissy fit
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM