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Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿
@sweetcheetah.bsky.social
Chicken tender & midtown Omaha gossip. Social worker & therapist. I knit & watch the Dodgers 💙
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just nasty stuff. nasty nasty stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Moon *still* wants you to go look at it

(This post is sponsored by werewolves)
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thinking about Tina Terranova again. Wherever she is, I hope she's happy and horse kicking her way through the holiday season 🐎🎄
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The moon wants you to go look at it
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus Mary and Joseph! The Catholic schoolgirl in me crosses herself looking at this truly cursed photo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
PET PEEVE: When people talk about how much they love their kids. Like, who doesn't, it's a given. Even monsters claim to love their kids. Who are you trying to convince?

(This current irritation was brought out by a certain true crime podcast host.)
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love the Chair Company but I can't believe that so many other people do, too.

Is this the special sauce of Tim Robinson, that you think you *must* be the only one who appreciates his humor?
a group of people are standing around a man in a wheelchair .
Alt: Time Robinson sitting in a chair that is collapsing
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December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is why I love the Chris Stapleton station
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
First chili and cinnamon roll supper of the year 😋
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well I'm starting the new season of Stranger Things. I sure hope they don't kill another hessian this season

RIP Billy and Eddie 🤘🏻🤘🏻
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Once again marveling at the insults in the Grinch song
a green cartoon character with a blue background
Alt: The grinch breaking into a smile
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November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Today I am thankful for Tina Terranova. I have watched this clip 20x in the last 24 hours & it has brought me so much joy. Wherever she is today, I hope she still has an unwavering allegiance to herself 🔥
www.instagram.com/reel/DRR733e...
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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If you're visiting family or friends this week for Thanksgiving, be sure to make a comment on how clean their baseboards are
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So I've been listening to Kathleen Hanna's book Rebel Girl (which is excellent, btw) and she pronounces Ian MacKaye's name Ian MacKIE.

I have seen Fugazi in concert more than any other band in my life. Do you mean to tell me I've been pronouncing his name wrong for almost 40 years??
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Have you all had dreams where the Narrator (yourself) interrupts the dream plot?

Last night I dreamed of a future when many MLB players are women✨️ & I was the manager of a minor league baseball team ⚾️

MLB officials called me bc a player in Japan had crashed her car & they were
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Snocaps is a great band name, Heathcliff the Cat is underrated, & this is a good Friday song. Enjoy! 🐈
youtu.be/U2qpWZgPTUs?...
Heathcliff
YouTube video by Snocaps - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
TFW you are in a hurry and a middle aged woman driving a Subaru Outback pulls in front of you
a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue background
Alt: Steve Harvey in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue background throwing his arms up in despair
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November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Norway's Salmon costume in the Miss Universe Pageant honestly turned my day around. What a delight!

It reminds me that not everyone is living in my specific hell realm rn, which gives me hope 🐟🇧🇻
youtube.com/shorts/Y3LKm...
Miss Universe 2025 – Norway’s National Costume | Salmon-Inspired Look!
YouTube video by ActiveWormz
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not my freeloader-hating MAGA Facebook friend asking if anyone has an extra turkey bc she can't afford Thanksgiving dinner. It's so hard to be nice sometimes
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Today my therapist said, "You are very comfortable and competent in liminal spaces," about my experiences with the supernatural & about how I was always the one to guide friends through bad trips in high school even while seeing demons myself.

It's one of the best compliments I have ever received 😊
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me every time I hear Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Update: she loved my coat and gave me several compliments on it! Then she glanced outside and said, "It's still warm out, you don't need an overcoat yet. I'll have this done in 3 weeks." 😂
This is not the first time that she has educated me about seasonally appropriate clothing.
Friends, wish me fortitude: I am about to take a coat to my bossy seamstress to be shortened.

Her opinions mean more to me than any one else's for some reason
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Friends, wish me fortitude: I am about to take a coat to my bossy seamstress to be shortened.

Her opinions mean more to me than any one else's for some reason
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I want to tell the owners of these coffee tumbler companies, Hey, the coffee doesn't have to stay *this* hot. Literally chill a little on this technology
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM