Beastmaster General
@beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social
Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632
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The Alliterates
The Alliterates are a psychedelic punk band, born from the Covid lockdown. A wide range of influences, including glam rock, post-punk, and doom metal. Made up of former non-concurrent bass players of ...
thealliterates.bandcamp.com
This is my band, we sound like the unholy spawn of Killing Joke and Hawkwind. Start with the songs Nothing New & Carrion Birds
lol he said it at a tele town hall because he’s too chickenshit to do one in person now because of protests
More context about Gov. Jim Pillen's comments last night from Nebraska Public Media's Jackie Ourada: nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news...
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
lol he said it at a tele town hall because he’s too chickenshit to do one in person now because of protests
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Israel just killed three journalists. During a “ceasefire”, whilst Netanyahu has just been submitted to the so called Board of Peace.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Israeli forces killed journalists Mohammed Salah Qishta, Abdelraouf Samir Shaat, and Anas Ghoneim during a filming assignment at camps run by the Egyptian Committee in central Gaza.
Israeli forces killed journalists Mohammed Salah Qishta, Abdelraouf Samir Shaat, and Anas Ghoneim during a filming assignment at camps run by the Egyptian Committee in central Gaza.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Israel just killed three journalists. During a “ceasefire”, whilst Netanyahu has just been submitted to the so called Board of Peace.
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I know Melania‘a prob living a separate life w an actual common law husband she actually likes but it’s kind of funny believing she has to be a wife biblically from time to time Given she clearly hates touching him. do You think she has to be careful not to break open the sores on his swollen legs
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I know Melania‘a prob living a separate life w an actual common law husband she actually likes but it’s kind of funny believing she has to be a wife biblically from time to time Given she clearly hates touching him. do You think she has to be careful not to break open the sores on his swollen legs
Me when most people talk shit about the US: “haha yeah, this place sucks”
Me when a British person talks shit about the US: “go eat your beans on toast you limey fuck”
Me when a British person talks shit about the US: “go eat your beans on toast you limey fuck”
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Me when most people talk shit about the US: “haha yeah, this place sucks”
Me when a British person talks shit about the US: “go eat your beans on toast you limey fuck”
Me when a British person talks shit about the US: “go eat your beans on toast you limey fuck”
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When I went to Europe right after high school during the W. Bush years, I told people I was Canadian. It’s been shameful to be American for a long time
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
When I went to Europe right after high school during the W. Bush years, I told people I was Canadian. It’s been shameful to be American for a long time
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Spox: The President is headed back to Andrews Air Force Base due to a minor electrical issue in Air Force One, and will be switching planes to the Lolita Express, financier Jeffrey Epstein's private Gulfstream, to continue onto Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Spox: The President is headed back to Andrews Air Force Base due to a minor electrical issue in Air Force One, and will be switching planes to the Lolita Express, financier Jeffrey Epstein's private Gulfstream, to continue onto Davos.
The governor of Nebraska, the one who killed a teenager on his hog farm that is contaminating the local water supply, said “libtard” three times at a town hall tonight
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The governor of Nebraska, the one who killed a teenager on his hog farm that is contaminating the local water supply, said “libtard” three times at a town hall tonight
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Viagra Boys
PUP
DEVO
Jonathan Richman
Dinosaur Jr
Viagra Boys
PUP
DEVO
Jonathan Richman
Dinosaur Jr
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Natalie Merchant
Green Day
Vampire Weekend
Parliament
Jonathan Richman
Natalie Merchant
Green Day
Vampire Weekend
Parliament
Jonathan Richman
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Cocteau Twins
The Untouchables
Ferron
Crazy Town
Super Sauce
Cocteau Twins
The Untouchables
Ferron
Crazy Town
Super Sauce
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Viagra Boys
PUP
DEVO
Jonathan Richman
Dinosaur Jr
Viagra Boys
PUP
DEVO
Jonathan Richman
Dinosaur Jr
Dear God, please let it happen on my birthday
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dear God, please let it happen on my birthday
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the “Golden Age.”
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the “Golden Age.”
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
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NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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President Sheinbaum I am 36-year-old American boy, I go to bed dreaming of affordable RAM, please liberate us
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
President Sheinbaum I am 36-year-old American boy, I go to bed dreaming of affordable RAM, please liberate us
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Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
Oh no
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Oh no
The yeoman farmer has always been resentful and whiny
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The yeoman farmer has always been resentful and whiny
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He was a Communist, Elmo.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
He was a Communist, Elmo.
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
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Gaza
is not a breaking news headline,
nor just a statistic in the evening bulletin.
Gaza
is an open window despite the rubble,
a voice insisting on life
when the world thinks silence is easier.
Gaza does not ask for pity,
but for recognition:
that life here
still loves,
and is still worth living.
is not a breaking news headline,
nor just a statistic in the evening bulletin.
Gaza
is an open window despite the rubble,
a voice insisting on life
when the world thinks silence is easier.
Gaza does not ask for pity,
but for recognition:
that life here
still loves,
and is still worth living.
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Gaza
is not a breaking news headline,
nor just a statistic in the evening bulletin.
Gaza
is an open window despite the rubble,
a voice insisting on life
when the world thinks silence is easier.
Gaza does not ask for pity,
but for recognition:
that life here
still loves,
and is still worth living.
is not a breaking news headline,
nor just a statistic in the evening bulletin.
Gaza
is an open window despite the rubble,
a voice insisting on life
when the world thinks silence is easier.
Gaza does not ask for pity,
but for recognition:
that life here
still loves,
and is still worth living.
Death camp. Everyone who runs it should face justice
A third immigrant detainee at facility in El Paso has died, ICE says.
Third immigrant detainee at facility in El Paso has died, ICE says
Camp East Montana on Fort Bliss in El Paso is one of the largest ICE detention centers in the country.
nbcnews.to
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Death camp. Everyone who runs it should face justice
You wouldn’t preach naked
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
You wouldn’t preach naked